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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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My theory was always that the guy who lost to Glass Joe was Super Macho Man.
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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
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"Get this guy off me."
Yeah, Slippy definitely deserved the #1 spot.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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My first thought was that Punk from the GB Mega Man games would show up.
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
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Poor Luigi.
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
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I think the list was specifically made to mock Slippy. Damn i hated that frog, you never really needed him, like anyone whose played Star Fox needed to know the bosses health after mastering it.
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
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Even worse was Star Fox Command, where you had to save the little brat...
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
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#8 was the best.
"Tingle. Oh Tingle..."
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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Hahaha this was awesome.
"Final Fantasy: Everyone." As much as I love FF and will defend it to the death, I could not argue.
And "The Dude Who Lost to Glass Joe" (wherever he is) is classic.
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
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| Slayer1 wrote: |
| Even worse was Star Fox Command, where you had to save the little brat... |
How's that different then SF64? There was a whole mission dedicated to saving his sorry ass and very 5 minutes someone tried to shoot him down . . . . namely me.
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
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The game has slippy under the control of the bad guys, so you have to do take him down. You get an annoying "blip blip blip" thing for his voice and he tries to act bad ass... oh and he get's married...
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jprime
Title: Ex-GameWinners
Joined: Jan 27 2008
Location: Southern Ontario
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I actually quite enjoyed controlling Slippy in Star Fox Command most of the 18 times I beat it, one for each possible path through the game.
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
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| Slayer1 wrote: |
| The game has slippy under the control of the bad guys, so you have to do take him down. You get an annoying "blip blip blip" thing for his voice and he tries to act bad ass... oh and he get's married... |
he gets married? To whom, the douche that lost to glass joe?
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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The Aquas level where everyone is ripping on Slippy at the end is funny as hell.
"Slippy's not such a screw up after all!"
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
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| ReeperTheSeeker wrote: |
| Slayer1 wrote: |
| The game has slippy under the control of the bad guys, so you have to do take him down. You get an annoying "blip blip blip" thing for his voice and he tries to act bad ass... oh and he get's married... |
he gets married? To whom, the douche that lost to glass joe?  |
Most likely, but no it's a pink frog thing with a bow on it's head
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
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| Slayer1 wrote: |
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| Slayer1 wrote: |
| The game has slippy under the control of the bad guys, so you have to do take him down. You get an annoying "blip blip blip" thing for his voice and he tries to act bad ass... oh and he get's married... |
he gets married? To whom, the douche that lost to glass joe?  |
Most likely, but no it's a pink frog thing with a bow on it's head |
Shudder shudder
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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| Slayer1 wrote: |
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| Slayer1 wrote: |
| The game has slippy under the control of the bad guys, so you have to do take him down. You get an annoying "blip blip blip" thing for his voice and he tries to act bad ass... oh and he get's married... |
he gets married? To whom, the douche that lost to glass joe?  |
Most likely, but no it's a pink frog thing with a bow on it's head |
Shudder shudder |
You can see her in one of the flashes linked to here.
http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7950
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
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Let's see some Rule 34 of those two
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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| Slayer1 wrote: |
Let's see some Rule 34 of those two  |
Wrong thread.
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IceWarm
Joined: Dec 22 2008
Location: Breckenridge, Colorado
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http://www.gametrailers.com/player/48867.html
I had to laugh at Johnny Cage's nut shots, but I was laughing my ass off about the guy who lost to glass joe. |
I agree, who the hell would ever lose to Glass Joe? I think Navi should have been on the list as well. I hated Navi a lot more than Tingle.
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"Fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties, number one being, you're fighting in a basement."
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
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http://www.gametrailers.com/player/48867.html
I had to laugh at Johnny Cage's nut shots, but I was laughing my ass off about the guy who lost to glass joe. |
I agree, who the hell would ever lose to Glass Joe? I think Navi should have been on the list as well. I hated Navi a lot more than Tingle. |
but they were going for creeps, not out right annoying. but yeah, i hate navi with a passion!
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
Posts: 1418
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| iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash. |
| Lexiabot9000 wrote: |
| Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating. |
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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Yes they did, shows what happens when you don't visit the site consistently.
Mods, you know what to do.
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