--I was put up to putting these on the forums. Blame Slayer if you don't like it ---

So all day today I've been getting texts from someone from NM. I am in Iowa, remember.

Started out with "I love your butt (My real name). It is so cute and sexy."
Shortly thereafter it was a small questions game. In which they asked "What was my strangest sexual fantasy?" To which there is only one reply "Sexual fantasy? Or sword-and-dragon fantasy?" Then that turned into strangest place I've had sex and favorite position and what kind of candy I like and the like. All the time they answered the questions too.

Then after a bit: "Call me" I danced around it with some fancy languaging (and eventually said "What what? In the butt!"
Latest was:
"Do you believe in God? If not, would you marry someone in a church?"

Getting weirder and weirder.

I'll keep you posted! Possibly!

(If I die, they did it. )

After asking what I am getting my mother for mother's day:
"You are awesome. You know how to listen, what to say, what to do, when to do it! Your morals are amazing. You are the perfect guy for anyone. I hope you find love."

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? AND HOW DO YOU KNOW IF I LISTEN? D:
I still have no idea who this is. And if/how they know me. And I haven't answered any questions about morals except for the god thing. And to that I gave a roundabout bullshit answer.