Yesterday at work, some lady told me I'd be cute if I cut my hair. Naturally, I broke both her wrists and bit off her face. You know, with my teeth.
The scene was suddenly interrupted by the sound of glass shattering. Out of nowhere, Stone Cold Steve Austin appeared, and began winning the support of slack-jawed gawkers. He signalled for a microphone, and one of my coworkers tossed him one.
"If you want to see me give this bitch the Stunner, give me a hell yeah!"
"HELL YEAH!," the onlookers shouted.
So he gave her the Stone Cold Stunner. Everyone cheered. Then me and the Texas Rattlesnake celebrated with some Steveweiser.
That exact story happens to everyone at some point in their life.Mine involved Stone Cold and a beer truck.
SoldierHawk
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Posted:
Apr 23 2009 11:04 am
Other than suffering from a lack of HBK, that story kicked major ass. She deserved it.
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DoctorOrpheus
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Posted:
Apr 23 2009 11:07 am
SoldierHawk wrote:
Other than suffering from a lack of HBK, that story kicked major ass. She deserved it.
Then the story wouldn't have been true. You can't just throw in random wrestlers and exaggerate the story. I can assume the only reason he said this story is "mostly true" is because he had to guess at her age.
GPFontaine
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Posted:
Apr 23 2009 11:20 am
Syd,
Is it possible to bite someone's face off without teeth?
I mean... without being a crustacean.
Optimist With Doubts
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Posted:
Apr 23 2009 12:59 pm
wait if her face was off , did her skull pop out after the stunner?
Undeath
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Apr 23 2009 01:18 pm
Lucky you guys. When I encountered Stone Cold, he'd already turned heel and joined the Alliance. the only stunner recipient that day was I. A sad, sad day, indeed.
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"MARGARINE IS ONE MOLECULE AWAY FROM PLASTIC."
Not only is that not right, that's not even wrong. It's a meaningless statement. Saying something is "one molecule away" from plastic is like saying a farm is one letter away from a fart. Water is "one molecule away" from being explosive hydrogen gas.
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Apr 23 2009 06:21 pm
You should've reenacted the 'Shut Me Up' video by Mindless Self-Indulgence. That would have been awesome.
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A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd.
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Posted:
Apr 23 2009 08:50 pm
Hell yeah, long hair rules!
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Apr 23 2009 09:14 pm
Mr. Bomberman
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Posted:
Apr 24 2009 01:14 am
SoldierHawk wrote:
Other than suffering from a lack of HBK
Or Jericho.
But yes, that was one hardcore ass-kicking. We need more of those.
Ermac wrote:
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That was awesome. I was so waiting for him to give out free beer though.
Other than suffering from a lack of HBK, that story kicked major ass. She deserved it.
Then the story wouldn't have been true. You can't just throw in random wrestlers and exaggerate the story. I can assume the only reason he said this story is "mostly true" is because he had to guess at her age.
Well duh, but that doesn't change the fact that stories/threads with HBK > threads with no HBK.
Wait...waiiiit...I have a solution!
This thread/true story is now totally sanctioned as complete and total win by SH. The discussion may now continue. Thank you for your time.
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Posted:
Apr 24 2009 01:52 am
We all know this story is a lie, no woman would ever call Syd "cute!"
(btw, )
And I raise the point Jeebus raised at Chili's tonight; you're 20-X buddy, 40 isn't a long way off for you
The super robot Syd Man was created to defeat the evil forces of Dr. Jeebus.
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Apr 25 2009 05:30 pm
Chrisby wrote:
The super robot Syd Man was created to defeat the evil forces of Dr. Jeebus.
That would be a good plot for "Sydlexia: The Game"
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