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Posted: Apr 18 2009 08:08 pm

http://tvguide.sympatico.msn.ca/Tila+Tequila+is+not+dead/TVNews/Articles/090414_tila_tequla_breakin_MH.htm?isfa=1

A guy broke into Tila Tequila's house and posted on her Twitter that he had killed her and her dog. Sadly, he was lying.

Posted: Apr 18 2009 08:18 pm

I've heard of her but I've never seen anything by her, guess I'm lucky.

Joined: Sep 17 2007 Location: The Opium Trail Posts: 3475

That's fucked up. Of all the people I wish dead, Tila is not one of them (she needs to start doing hardcore porn though, that would be hot!)

Posted: Apr 18 2009 09:51 pm

has she ever done anything, besides model? what she needs is some talent, damn attention whore

Posted: Apr 19 2009 01:12 am

Worse news: she's currently dating the Billy Corgan, lead singer of my favorite band, Smashing Pumpkins. Why he would associate with this dolt, I have no idea, but whatever. Doesn't change my outlook on him.

Posted: Apr 19 2009 03:31 am

Ah... Tubgirl, when will you ever realize you were only good for being covered in poo...

Joined: Dec 06 2007 Location: Connecticut Posts: 11244

I got a good chuckle out of this.

For a normal person this would suck, but I think on some level Tila liked being in the spotlight again/more.

Posted: Apr 19 2009 06:13 pm

Slayer1 wrote:

Ah... Tubgirl, when will you ever realize you were only good for being covered in poo...

Posted: Apr 19 2009 06:50 pm

Glad I'm not the only one that got that refernce Very Happy

Posted: Apr 19 2009 09:45 pm

She is a "musician", singer, model(I think playboy), one time "gang member". Oh and had some stupid show trying to find love with a guy or girl on a TV show, didn't work out with the first winner of the show so...she tried to find love on TV again...and the "winner" said no to her "shot at love".

I'm not really atracted to asians but she is sexy.

Title: Titlating Joined: Dec 17 2007 Posts: 5042

anorexorcist wrote:

She is a "musician", singer, model(I think playboy), one time "gang member". Oh and had some stupid show trying to find love with a guy or girl on a TV show, didn't work out with the first winner of the show so...she tried to find love on TV again...and the "winner" said no to her "shot at love".

I'm not really attracted to Asians but she is sexy.

I'm attracted to Asians just not diseases.

Posted: Apr 19 2009 10:26 pm

Optimist With Doubts wrote:

anorexorcist wrote:

She is a "musician", singer, model(I think playboy), one time "gang member". Oh and had some stupid show trying to find love with a guy or girl on a TV show, didn't work out with the first winner of the show so...she tried to find love on TV again...and the "winner" said no to her "shot at love".

I'm not really attracted to Asians but she is sexy.

I'm attracted to Asians just not diseases.

Twice she got shot down. Frankly I think that no one in their right mind would go after that. I'd only go on her show, just to make her cry.... a hardcore cry Twisted Evil

Posted: Apr 19 2009 11:49 pm

Slayer1 wrote:

Optimist With Doubts wrote:

anorexorcist wrote:

She is a "musician", singer, model(I think playboy), one time "gang member". Oh and had some stupid show trying to find love with a guy or girl on a TV show, didn't work out with the first winner of the show so...she tried to find love on TV again...and the "winner" said no to her "shot at love".

I'm not really attracted to Asians but she is sexy.

I'm attracted to Asians just not diseases.

Twice she got shot down. Frankly I think that no one in their right mind would go after that. I'd only go on her show, just to make her cry.... a hardcore cry Twisted Evil

lol. took the words right out of my mouth

Posted: Apr 20 2009 01:08 am

I never understood why people found her attractive. The shape of her head reminds me of alien crossed with an infant. Plus it seems like she'd be a walking STD.

Posted: Apr 20 2009 01:32 am

Cameron wrote:

I never understood why people found her attractive. The shape of her head reminds me of alien crossed with an infant. Plus it seems like she'd be a walking STD.

she has an attractive body. i never noticed her head. and if she reminds you of a walking STD, that might be part of the attraction. kind of like playing w/fire.

i think she's fine to look at. once she starts talking or pretending to have talent, then i just 'break the wrist, walk away'

Title: Titlating Joined: Dec 17 2007 Posts: 5042

username wrote:

Cameron wrote:

I never understood why people found her attractive. The shape of her head reminds me of alien crossed with an infant. Plus it seems like she'd be a walking STD.

she has an attractive body. i never noticed her head. and if she reminds you of a walking STD, that might be part of the attraction. kind of like playing w/fire.

i think she's fine to look at. once she starts talking or pretending to have talent, then i just 'break the wrist, walk away'

I would rather play with ACTUAL FIRE at least then if i get burned i don't pass it on to everyone i sleep with

Posted: Apr 20 2009 11:06 am

username wrote:

Cameron wrote:

I never understood why people found her attractive. The shape of her head reminds me of alien crossed with an infant. Plus it seems like she'd be a walking STD.

she has an attractive body. i never noticed her head. and if she reminds you of a walking STD, that might be part of the attraction. kind of like playing w/fire.

i think she's fine to look at. once she starts talking or pretending to have talent, then i just 'break the wrist, walk away'

Uh... I still wouldn't go after that if I quad wrapped the little monster. But she falls in line with the "Who the fuck are they and why the fuck do we care?" catagory. Example: You get Paris Hilton, who frankly I have no idea why she's popular, did she do a music video or did she donate her brain to starving children, I don't know. All I know is that when I see someone like Paris Hilton or Tila Tequila I just think that our society has hit the bottom of the barrel where we make anyone with a nice rack a celebrity. If that's the case, I got a nice set of man-boobs that I'm sure should be on the cover of Teen Magazine seeing as how these two dumb-asses can apparently do that with the same set of "Skills"

Posted: Apr 20 2009 11:58 am

Thank GOD! It's all made up.

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I'd hit it.

Posted: Apr 20 2009 01:13 pm

DoctorOrpheus wrote:

I'd hit it.

And get Ghonasyphaherpachlmyididous.

Posted: Apr 20 2009 02:00 pm

She's a complete butterface.

Posted: Apr 20 2009 02:21 pm

She has a Stewie Griffin head, but I would destroy that. You can clear up most STD's with a shot, and all the other ones you can only get once.

Joined: Sep 17 2007 Location: The Opium Trail Posts: 3475

The first season she didn't get shot down, she pulled Hollywood shit on him by not returning her calls. He wanted an actual relationship, but she was all like "LOL SEASONS OVER EVERY1 GO HOME NOW!"

Posted: Apr 20 2009 11:00 pm

Optimist With Doubts wrote:

I would rather play with ACTUAL FIRE at least then if i get burned i don't pass it on to everyone i sleep with

My thoughts exactly.

Syd Lexia wrote:

She's a complete butterface.

The very definition of it.

Posted: Apr 20 2009 11:15 pm

Cameron wrote:

Optimist With Doubts wrote:

I would rather play with ACTUAL FIRE at least then if i get burned i don't pass it on to everyone i sleep with

My thoughts exactly.

Syd Lexia wrote:

She's a complete butterface.

The very definition of it.

Reminds me of a question somebody in the audience asked to Jimmy Kimmel on The Man Show once. He said something like "If you could choose between having sex with Pamela Anderson or a year's worth of spaghetti what would you choose?"

Jimmy Kimmel said something along the lines of "The spaghetti does not have Hepatitis C, so I'll go with the spaghetti."