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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
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I have a small particle of scented tissue stuck waaaay up my nostril, and I can't get it out. So, I smell tissue when I breathe, and it makes me lightheaded. I've tried pouring water down my nostrils, blowing, picking, hitting my nose, but nothing works! Any suggestions?
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Knyte
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Umm... drink some milk, and then laugh really hard?
Sorry dude, that sucks.
Here, let me attempt to cheer you up:
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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Hehe, that does cheer me up. Anyway, the water thing wasn't working, so I've resigned myself to eating Cookie Crisp while watching MXC. Hopefully the Crisp and the MXC will make me squirt milk, and dislodge it.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
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Use two toothpicks to make a pincer?
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Tebor
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| Use two toothpicks to make a pincer? |
Set the toothpick on fire and make a torch?
Use three toothpicks to do some surgery on yourself?
Yeah, we're going into McGuyver territory now.
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FNJ
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how did the tissue get up there?
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jonnymorgue
Title: Nothing Special
Joined: Oct 25 2006
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To get the Wiimote out.
OOOOOOOOOOH  alright that was lame, I admit
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Mr. Bomberman
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| lordsathien wrote: |
| Use two toothpicks to make a pincer? |
Set the toothpick on fire and make a torch?
Use three toothpicks to do some surgery on yourself?
Yeah, we're going into McGuyver territory now. |
McGyver + The Guyver! also equals The McGuyver!.
I had to play around with that.
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Black Zarak
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Cut your nose off.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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The tissue got in there when I inhaled instead of blew. Anyway, I got it out, so PARTY!!!
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S. McCracken
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| Char Aznable wrote: |
| The tissue got in there when I inhaled instead of blew. Anyway, I got it out, so PARTY!!! |
I never thought you would ever have ANY problem blowing.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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Damn, walked into that one.
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Tebor
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| Char Aznable wrote: |
| I have a small particle of scented tissue stuck waaaay up my nostril, and I can't get it out. So, I smell tissue when I breathe, and it makes me lightheaded. I've tried pouring water down my nostrils, blowing, picking, hitting my nose, but nothing works! |
I read this story again and it cracked me up. Funny how after a tragedy time turns it into a comedy. 
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"If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh. |
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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Now all I have to deal with is the uber-dried out, peeling skin around my nostrils.
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Tishwitch
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This could possibly be the weirdest thread ever... a close second to forum debauchery.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
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FNJ
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| Mr. Bomberman wrote: |
| Tebor wrote: |
| lordsathien wrote: |
| Use two toothpicks to make a pincer? |
Set the toothpick on fire and make a torch?
Use three toothpicks to do some surgery on yourself?
Yeah, we're going into McGuyver territory now. |
McGyver + The Guyver! also equals The McGuyver!.
I had to play around with that. |
if angus mcguyver could bio boost, the world would explode from the awesomeness.
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