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I'm applying for a job at the theater in my town and I need some advice.
Oh if it helps there is only one position besides night janitor (taken) And that is everybody does everything. and the manager happens to be my math teacher.
So what should I do.
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Optimist With Doubts
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Hacker
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Everybody does everything.
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DoctorOrpheus
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| hacker wrote: |
| Everybody does everything. |
This is the saddest and most unprofessional job title I have ever heard of. Hardly a job fit for a person with such 'hacking talents' as yourself, to be sure. And you haven't stated what kind of advice you need...
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Dr. Jeebus
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Did you ask your math teacher if there are positions available? If the manager is your teacher then they already know who you are. Anything you say in an interview or whatever would be transparent bullshit, so just ask for the job and be done with it.
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Hacker
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| DoctorOrpheus wrote: |
| hacker wrote: |
| Everybody does everything. |
This is the saddest and most unprofessional job title I have ever heard of. Hardly a job fit for a person with such 'hacking talents' as yourself, to be sure. And you haven't stated what kind of advice you need... |
<ignores the sarcasm>
Its a job at a theater, of course its not professional.
It is a good job because employee's get unlimited soda while working and we get to see free movies Monday through Thursday with popcorn and drink (also free)
It pays minimum wage but its a 30 hour week so........*shrugs*
But i need advice on how to better my chances on getting the job
| Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
| Did you ask your math teacher if there are positions available? If the manager is your teacher then they already know who you are. Anything you say in an interview or whatever would be transparent bullshit, so just ask for the job and be done with it. |
I was writing the other stuff before i saw this.
I asked if he was hiring he said yes so i grabbed an application and i am going to turn it in today.
Wouldn't saying "can i have the job" be a bit........rude?
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
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Go to the owner, and say that you have planted various amounts of Cocaine, Child Porn and guns in his office and if he doesn't give you a job, say you will call the cops on him.
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Nekkoru
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| Go to the owner, and say that you have planted various amounts of Cocaine, Child Porn and guns in his office and if he doesn't give you a job, say you will call the cops on him. |
QFT.
Or even better, pull a Stewie Griffin on him / her. In case of rejection ask for a hug, and when he/she gives in, quickly pull down your pants and scream "Aaargh! Pedophile! Pedophile!"
Ah, youth. What could we do back then...
PROTIP: Go and rent "Fight Club". The book. It will tell you how to terrorize someone into giving you a job, amongst other things. Beware, though - it is not for younger audiences, as reading the book makes you physically ill. Seriously. It can give you depression, headaches, nausea and nosebleeds. (Source - original research)
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You should totally check out the IRC channel.
While you're at it, go check out my band, Her Majesty's Heroines.
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Optimist With Doubts
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| hacker wrote: |
Its a job at a theater, of course its not professional.
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Don't let your potential future employer hear you say that if you aren't willing to take even a minuscule job seriously then you shouldn't bother. Since the apparent job title is "everyone does everything" try to show that you are skilled enough to do so and if you don't have experience try to lay on how you are a fast learner and take direction well. And once you turn in your application if you haven't heard anything back in 2 weeks call to check on it.
Once/if they call you in for an interview dress nicely. It's not an office job so you don't need a suit but don't dress like a d-bag. Say thank you after ward and shake the persons hand.
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| Optimist With Doubts wrote: |
| hacker wrote: |
Its a job at a theater, of course its not professional.
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Don't let your potential future employer hear you say that if you aren't willing to take even a minuscule job seriously then you shouldn't bother. Since the apparent job title is "everyone does everything" try to show that you are skilled enough to do so and if you don't have experience try to lay on how you are a fast learner and take direction well. And once you turn in your application if you haven't heard anything back in 2 weeks call to check on it.
Once/if they call you in for an interview dress nicely. It's not an office job so you don't need a suit but don't dress like a d-bag. Say thank you after ward and shake the persons hand. |
all very good and sound advice.
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Slayer1
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| Nekkoru wrote: |
| Slayer1 wrote: |
| Go to the owner, and say that you have planted various amounts of Cocaine, Child Porn and guns in his office and if he doesn't give you a job, say you will call the cops on him. |
QFT.
Or even better, pull a Stewie Griffin on him / her. In case of rejection ask for a hug, and when he/she gives in, quickly pull down your pants and scream "Aaargh! Pedophile! Pedophile!"
Ah, youth. What could we do back then...
PROTIP: Go and rent "Fight Club". The book. It will tell you how to terrorize someone into giving you a job, amongst other things. Beware, though - it is not for younger audiences, as reading the book makes you physically ill. Seriously. It can give you depression, headaches, nausea and nosebleeds. (Source - original research) |
Or I was thinking maybe he could have pulled the Naked Astronaut and walked in asking for the job.
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Nekkoru
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Being polite always helps. Be nice and friendly to the boss, even if he might be an asshole.
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You should totally check out the IRC channel.
While you're at it, go check out my band, Her Majesty's Heroines.
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SoldierHawk
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Yep, Opti pretty much covered it. Also, I would highly recommend checking out GP's article on interviewing, tons of great advice in there too.
I'll just add that if its an entry level position (which it sounds like), don't let on that you just want "A part time job to make some extra money" or "a summer job til school starts again." Both you and the employer know you aren't going to work at the theatre for the rest of your life, but as far as the interview/application goes, you're applying because you want to be a part of [insert company name here] specifically, because they are one of the best in [insert field], and you would love the opportunity to work for such a fine and reputable organization. Like I said, both sides know the truth, but in my experience, playing the game that way results in far more job offers that the 'summer-job seeker' will get.
My two cents.
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GPFontaine
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Don't let the manager/math teacher know that your handle is hacker. First of all, he will be pissed off that you didn't capitalize your name. Second of all, he will not be happy that you think you can hack.
What kind of grades do you get in math? If you fuck around in his class, consider the job to be worthless. Though the fact that he told you he has open positions means you are welcome to apply and are already under consideration.
hacker, you are going to fuck this up, aren't you....
Read this:
http://karatekid.sydlexia.com/GPFontaine/articles/20090213_Interviews-And-You.php
Since this isn't a professional job, I suggest you wear a pear of polished shoes, a pear of clean pressed pants, and a button down shirt without a tie. Wear a metal watch.
This is what I expect you to look like:
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Ba'al
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I always imagined him having braces.
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GPFontaine
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| I always imagined him having braces. |
You are so right.
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Rycona
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| hacker wrote: |
| It is a good job because employee's get unlimited soda [...] |
I find it sad that the first thing you listed for perks was unlimited soda... even before the free movies.
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Ross Rifle
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I was going to give you shit about saying it wasn't professional, but Opti covered it. Every job is serious and professional. Even if it doesn't seem that way, you're getting paid to do something, so you better be fucking dilligent and put a fuck-load of effort into if you like the money you're getting. Also, who gives a fuck about free movies? Get that out of your mind. Perks don't matter worth shit, and don't let the manager know that you think so. Also, since he's your math teacher, you gotta not act like an idiot at school now. It's both an advantage and disadvantage that he knows you to that extent. Use the power wisely.
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Slayer1
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
| Ba‘al wrote: |
| I always imagined him having braces. |
You are so right.
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GPF... you are my hero
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UsaSatsui
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That picture should so be his new avatar.
Anyways, yeah. Go in, look nice, be coherent, shouldn't be much of an issue at all. I'd say in this case, though, that having a good history of turning in your homework on time and having decent test scores will help you more than anything. The manager is gonna have a better idea of your work ethic through your schoolwork than he is from any sort of front you put up for an interview.
Don't be afraid to be "annoying". You want the job, there's nothing wrong about asking about it. Shows you're still interested. Just don't ask incessantly.
And is it me, or is it a sad statement that a math teacher has to take a night job at a movie theater...
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Lottel
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REally? I imagined him over weight. And super pale.
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Burt Reynolds
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What good is all you can drink soda if you are Morman? I'm telling Joseph Smith.
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Chrisby
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Making South Park versions of someone?
Oh hey suddenly it's 2005!
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GPF, what the hell was that? You messed up so bad on that drawing. Here's one that is actually, you know, RIGHT.
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