Okay, nobody else wanted to start this match, so I got roped into it. If you got a problem, talk to the guy in charge.
Rycona won his opening round match in a battle of the video clips 26-12. He then snuck by the redoubtable Optimist With Doubts 17-14
UsaSatsui eased by his opening round opponent SevereFlame 31-7, then managed to hold off resident robot Not Sure by a score of 20-12.
Rycona has this to say:
Rycona wrote:
I wanted to get something up for my promo, but I have to go out and drink my face off at a bowling alley. If you support drinking, vote for me! If not, wait for some of the ideas I have in store for this round.
As for my opponent, UsaSatsui, the security bunny of ages, I have nothing negative to say about him. He's been a good buddy on IRC and it will stay that way afterward.
Let it begin! MORTAL KOMBAT!
UsaSatsui has this response:
UsaSatsui wrote:
Honestly, I had no idea how to take on Rycona. So I took a page out of Lyndon Johnson's playbook.
Thanks to Slayer for the video work. And remember, no bunny has ever used a nuclear bomb.
On one hand, Usa and I joined at relatively the same time and he's a real cool dude. On the other, Rycona was one of the first people to make an effort to talk to me in the chat room and has been cool as hell ever since. Sheesh, I need a drink, figure out who I voted for and win a signed "Wizards and Warriors II" NES Cart.
*NOT signed by Fabio, just signed by me.
**And not really. I can't part with an NES cart with Fabio on it, are you shittin' me?
UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
Posted:
Apr 09 2009 04:07 pm
I can see why people are voting for Rycona. He does a great job of sitting around and being old.
Sorry I'm late for this folks. I got caught out at a friend's house for a few days where I raked in $100+ winnings in poker. Booyah!
I'm only going to have time to put one thing up... and it's going to be a bit later, because there are fucking kids around here right now whose parents never taught them how to respect other people's property, so my hands are full at the moment.
Thanks to everyone who voted for me so far!
RIP Hacker.
UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
Posted:
Apr 11 2009 06:36 am
Um...
Rycona eats puppies?
And doesn't even bother to cook them properly first?