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Posted: Apr 05 2009 03:34 am

FUCKING BACON FLAVORED PERSONAL LUBRICANT! WHAT!?

Posted: Apr 05 2009 03:36 am

Mmmmmm...unexplainable bacon....

Posted: Apr 05 2009 03:40 am

You know, if it was just bacon flavored, it wouldn't be so bad. But that packaging is downright disturbing. Confused

Joined: Jan 18 2009 Location: NYork Posts: 118

I really hope that's fake...

Posted: Apr 05 2009 04:46 am

They never say it on the website, but I have a feeling this was an April Fools' joke. Beta-testing bacon flavored lube? If you are going to actually make bacon flavored lube it would be a novelty item at best, so asking for beta-testers doesn't seem realistic to me.

http://www.baconsaltblog.com/

Posted: Apr 05 2009 04:48 am

From what I can tell it's not. Confused

*EDIT Didn't think of the April Fools angle, that would make me feel a little better about this.

Who really needs bacon flavor in the bedroom? WHAT!?

Gee I love this product! I can't tell you how many years I yearned for my wife's ass to smell and taste of delicious bacon. Thank you baconsalt.com for finally fulfilling my deepest desire!

Posted: Apr 05 2009 04:55 am

But the website that supposedly created Baconlube isn't even a vendor or manufacturer. Its just a blog talking about bacon in every article. Also, the logo is for J&Ds. Their website doesn't list anything about it. Sorry, I think its a joke.

http://www.baconnaise.com/

Posted: Apr 05 2009 06:45 am

I hope so, something like that doesn't need to exist. Lubricants shouldn't even be flavored in the first place, there's three orifices and two are naturally lubricated and the third is no where you should be sampling flavors from in my opinion.

Joined: Dec 06 2007 Location: Connecticut Posts: 11244

Joke or not, it is fucking awesome.

Direct link for future:
http://www.baconsaltblog.com/2009/03/our-newest-product.html

Posted: Apr 05 2009 10:48 am

I disagree, knowing that there might be people who would enjoy bacon flavored lubricant is not awesome it's a little disconcerting. Confused

Posted: Apr 05 2009 12:00 pm

Blackout wrote:

I disagree, knowing that there might be people who would enjoy bacon flavored lubricant is not awesome it's a little disconcerting. Confused

I would

Posted: Apr 05 2009 01:04 pm

SevereFlame wrote:

Blackout wrote:

I disagree, knowing that there might be people who would enjoy bacon flavored lubricant is not awesome it's a little disconcerting. Confused

I would

But see what if you used it so much that gradually over time the smell of cooking bacon started to turn you on? Wouldn't that totally ruin making BLTs? Laughing

Joined: Dec 06 2007 Location: Connecticut Posts: 11244

After thinking about this a bit too much, I have come to the conclusion that bacon lube would burn.

Posted: Apr 05 2009 01:16 pm

Well as long as it's not fresh from the frying pan you should be alright...

Posted: Apr 05 2009 01:43 pm

What a coincidence that I'm looking at this thread and eating a breakfast bagel with cream cheese and bacon on it.

Anyway, If that was real, I'd only buy it for shits and giggles to prank people with.

Title: Alexz Aficionado Joined: May 21 2008 Posts: 2889

Bacon flavored bubble gum is on the horizon... then ham flavor.

Posted: Apr 05 2009 06:23 pm

Well, the problem I see with bacon-flavored lube is, the people who would actually buy this must REALLY love bacon. I dunno, when they used it, during the "heat of the moment" they might get carried away, and, due to their inexplicable bacon craving, might start...chewing. Chewing + Lube-necessitated activities = PAIN.

Joined: Jan 18 2009 Location: NYork Posts: 118

Ghandi wrote:

Bacon flavored bubble gum is on the horizon... then ham flavor.

I don't remember where we got it, but a friend of mine has a white packet of something that simply says 'Ham Flavor' on it... I don't know why we kept it, we must just be that damn stupid...