Fresh oranges are great, but peeling them is so much work, amirite? NOT ANYMORE! Simply coat orange in Oxy Clean and then rub the skin off with ShamWow! AMAZING!!!!
Fresh oranges are great, but peeling them is so much work, amirite? NOT ANYMORE! Simply coat orange in Oxy Clean and then rub the skin off with ShamWow! AMAZING!!!!
Still... you are a pussy for drinking your OJ without pulp. Real men drink the pulp!
Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
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Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
Posts: 2815
Posted:
Apr 04 2009 09:37 am
I love the pulp. That's where a lot of good fiber comes from.
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Posts: 3129
Posted:
Apr 04 2009 10:11 am
Syd Lexia wrote:
Knyte wrote:
Also, fresh squeezed OJ, that you make yourself is best.
Gross... then it's all pulpy. NO PULP!
If thats not a quote then you sound like a 2 year old
Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
Posted:
Apr 04 2009 11:07 am
Syd Lexia wrote:
Fresh oranges are great, but peeling them is so much work, amirite? NOT ANYMORE! Simply coat orange in Oxy Clean and then rub the skin off with ShamWow! AMAZING!!!!
I love that screaming guy
Peeling oranges is satisfying if it's done with skill, you know you got a good orange when the peel comes off as one piece. Makes ya feel like a superior creature for a moment, like when you pick your keys off the ground with your feet and transfer them to your hand.
GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
Posted:
Apr 04 2009 12:01 pm
Blackout wrote:
Makes ya feel like a superior creature for a moment, like when you pick your keys off the ground with your feet and transfer them to your hand.
Do you put your keys on the ground often?
It seems like an odd place for them.
Syd Lexia
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Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
Posted:
Apr 04 2009 12:29 pm
I don't like chunky liquid things. This includes;
Orange juice with pulp
Chowder
Pea soup
Semen
That drinkable yogurt shit
Orange juice with pulp
Chowder
Pea soup
Semen
That drinkable yogurt shit
your semen is chunky?
GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
Posted:
Apr 04 2009 12:56 pm
Syd Lexia wrote:
I don't like chunky liquid things. This includes;
Orange juice with pulp
Chowder
Pea soup
Semen
That drinkable yogurt shit
I don't drink semen, and other than porn I've never seen any other than my own, but I always thought semen was liquid, not chunky.
Syd, you might want to see a doctor if you think your semen is chunky.
If it isn't your semen in question, perhaps you should choose healthier men to have sex with.
Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
Posted:
Apr 04 2009 01:09 pm
GPFontaine wrote:
Blackout wrote:
Makes ya feel like a superior creature for a moment, like when you pick your keys off the ground with your feet and transfer them to your hand.
Do you put your keys on the ground often?
It seems like an odd place for them.
Don't judge me ya bastard!
Knyte
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Posted:
Apr 04 2009 02:11 pm
Syd Lexia wrote:
Fresh oranges are great, but peeling them is so much work, amirite? NOT ANYMORE! Simply coat orange in Oxy Clean and then rub the skin off with ShamWow! AMAZING!!!!
You forgot to add: "After using the ShamWow! Beat the shit out of a hooker!"
Fresh oranges are great, but peeling them is so much work, amirite? NOT ANYMORE! Simply coat orange in Oxy Clean and then rub the skin off with ShamWow! AMAZING!!!!
You forgot to add: "After using the ShamWow! Beat the shit out of a hooker!"
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
Posts: 3332
Posted:
Apr 04 2009 03:34 pm
Syd Lexia wrote:
NO PULP!...
...Fresh oranges are great, but peeling them is so much work, amirite? NOT ANYMORE!
Ditto. The pulp is annoying. I don't want chunky stuff in any liquid I'm having.
JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
Posted:
Apr 04 2009 03:51 pm
I have trouble swallowing pills, so imagine me having to swallow giant horse pills (antibiotics) and the only thing I have to drink is pulpy orange juice.
I don't hate it, I just prefer my juice to be juice and not chunky. Oh and Clam Chowder is fucking amazing.
Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
Posts: 3332
Posted:
Apr 04 2009 03:58 pm
I have the same trouble with pills. If they're not in capsule form, they get stuck in my throat. Sometimes, even the big capsules get stuck. Makes me want to punch a wall.
And "chowda" is indeed amazing.
Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
Posted:
Apr 04 2009 04:36 pm
Cattivo wrote:
I have the same trouble with pills. If they're not in capsule form, they get stuck in my throat. Sometimes, even the big capsules get stuck. Makes me want to punch a wall.
OJ pulp gets stuck in between my teeth. I spend all day trying to get it out my teeth instead of actually doing schoolwork. I get kicked out of college due to low grades, and my mom kicks me out my house.
Therefore, pulp is evil. It also feels weird coming down my mouth. Ugh.
