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UsaSatsui's Youtube Channel · Posted: Apr 03 2009 06:05 pm

Ladies....and........gentlemen!

I did not come here today to make you laugh, I came here to sell you something. Acme corporation, a subsidiary of Fly-By-Night industries has entrusted who? Me. To show you. The handiest and the dandiest forum match there ever was, and DON'T YOU WANNA KNOW WHO IT IS?

First you take the patented Syd's Brother, then you place the NES Challenge Mod on top, then you reach for the battle...it's not a Hacker, it's not a Joshwoodzell, it's not a Cameron or a Knyte...WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY BE???

It's DOUCHE...VS...JEEBUS!!!

(10 points to whoever can place that obscure one).

Dr. Jeebus faced SoldierHawk in an Opening Match that created a whole mess of d-d-drama, and advanced when SH conceded. He then dispatched Nekkoru in the first round 20-16.

Douche McCallister defeated a late-to-the-party Kubo in the First Round 30-13.

Posted: Apr 03 2009 06:18 pm

Douche has my vote... he has inspired me to clean stinky vagina every time I use a clean one Very Happy

Posted: Apr 03 2009 06:47 pm

Oh boy, the guy who's never available to play fighting games against me vs. the guy who stopped listening to my suggestions for SNES challenges. How EVER will I decide?

Posted: Apr 03 2009 06:50 pm

UsaSatsui wrote:

I did not come here today to make you laugh, I came here to sell you something. Acme corporation, a subsidiary of Fly-By-Night industries has entrusted who? Me. To show you. The handiest and the dandiest forum match there ever was, and DON'T YOU WANNA KNOW WHO IT IS?

First you take the patented Syd's Brother, then you place the NES Challenge Mod on top, then you reach for the battle...it's not a Hacker, it's not a Joshwoodzell, it's not a Cameron or a Knyte...WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY BE???

It's DOUCHE...VS...JEEBUS!!!

(10 points to whoever can place that obscure one).

Gallagher is NOT obscure. He was a very successful comedian in his prime and he still makes a comfortable living.

Posted: Apr 03 2009 06:53 pm

The subtitles were too small, but that video was absolutely hilarious.

UsaSatsui's Youtube Channel · Posted: Apr 03 2009 07:04 pm

I'm glad someone got it.

Posted: Apr 03 2009 07:27 pm

Eh, I just wanted to be sarcastic. You know damn well I voted for you.

Posted: Apr 03 2009 07:35 pm

I enjoy them both very well, so I'm not going to vote.....again....

Posted: Apr 03 2009 07:40 pm

What do you know, we now officially have a Giant Douche vs. a Turd Sandwich! Laughing

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South Park - Turd Sandwich vs. Giant Douche

I vote for the GD. Go Douch-ay!

Posted: Apr 03 2009 08:18 pm

I voted Douche.

Posted: Apr 03 2009 11:45 pm

Hooray for the douchebag!!!

Posted: Apr 04 2009 12:58 am

LMAO. Now that I can actually read the subtitles...Douche, if I hadn't already voted for you, that vid would have done it. Fucking classic. (And thanks, GP, for blowing it up to legible proportions.)

I wish I could pick a favorite line from it to quote here, but a) I don't want to spoil, and b) too many good ones. Kick ass, D. Thanks for the laugh. Rather brutal, but hysterical. Laughing

Posted: Apr 04 2009 01:13 am

Oh my god, that video is fucking hilarious.

Posted: Apr 04 2009 01:21 am

That was amazing. "I'm sure he means a different SoldierHawk!

Posted: Apr 04 2009 01:25 am

ThatGuy wrote:

That was amazing. "I'm sure he means a different SoldierHawk!

Okay, since you reminded me of that one...that might be my favorite. Laughing

Okay that and, "I feel the need to anally rape someone in a game right now. Gentlemen, get your decks."

God that was fucking good.

Posted: Apr 04 2009 02:33 am

Well, I voted for you Jeebus, but it seems my vote was wasted. Should have Buchanan...

Posted: Apr 04 2009 02:48 am

Holy shit douche... that was the funniest thing I've seen on here in a while. You sir, just got 1 vote from Burt Reynolds!

Posted: Apr 05 2009 05:18 pm

Funny video > well, nothing.

Posted: Apr 05 2009 05:28 pm

It's only funny because you don't follow sports. If you did, you'd know that this video has been resubtitled about oh, SIX HUNDRED MILLION FUCKING TIMES. Hitler is sad the Patriots didn't go 19-0. Hitler is sad Manny got re-signed. Hitler is sad his team didn't get Cutler. It's completely fucking played out.

UsaSatsui's Youtube Channel · Posted: Apr 05 2009 05:30 pm

Syd Lexia wrote:

It's only funny because you don't follow sports. If you did, you'd know that this video has been resubtitled about oh, SIX HUNDRED MILLION FUCKING TIMES. Hitler is sad the Patriots didn't go 19-0. Hitler is sad Manny got re-signed. Hitler is sad his team didn't get Cutler. It's completely fucking played out.

Well, let's compare it to Jeebus's video...

EDIT: ...did Syd break Rule 3?

Posted: Apr 05 2009 08:17 pm

Syd Lexia wrote:

It's only funny because you don't follow sports. If you did, you'd know that this video has been resubtitled about oh, SIX HUNDRED MILLION FUCKING TIMES. Hitler is sad the Patriots didn't go 19-0. Hitler is sad Manny got re-signed. Hitler is sad his team didn't get Cutler. It's completely fucking played out.

Hell no. I follow sports quite a bit, and have seen many redubs of this. And the one Douche turned out is by far the most amusing imho. My two cents, for what its worth.

I mean gimmie a break, as much as I love Jeebus, that MtG jab was priceless. Laughing

Posted: Apr 05 2009 08:42 pm

Yeah, Jeebus is annoyingly good at MTG. He makes you want to punch him. Vote for him anyway!

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Yeah, the Hitler meme is played out, but Douche was able to put a new twist on it.

Posted: Apr 05 2009 09:42 pm

Cattivo wrote:

Yeah, the Hitler meme is played out, but Douche was able to put a new twist on it.

Frankly, the fact that its so played out made it even funner, imho. I took it as part of the joke.

Posted: Apr 05 2009 10:17 pm

SoldierHawk wrote:

Cattivo wrote:

Yeah, the Hitler meme is played out, but Douche was able to put a new twist on it.

Frankly, the fact that its so played out made it even funner, imho. I took it as part of the joke.

I'd also like to point out that there were parts of the film that were essentially what Douche put... not about MtG but simple things