Its the year 1999, a meteorite crashes in the Nevada desert. Its Darc Seed! The evil alien overlord hell bent on turning our society into mindless zombies using his strange magnetic ray. Now I am no expert in re-animating the undead but I do have an understanding that magnetic rays do not re-animate the dead, thanks Resident Evil, let alone aliens bringing the dead to life. Re animation of corpses should be done the old fashoined way, a hazardous experimental chemical gone awry. Now back to my post apoclyptic rant. Where was I? Oh yeah...using the strange magnetic rays he turned our society into zombies...and recruited the statue of liberty to do his bidding. These rays also magicaly gave him control of WMDs but the most powerful of all is the samurai sword...hmmm, WMDs...samurai sword? hmmmm. Now try to stick with me here. Shura the head of the fallen ninja Namakubi. Now wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...why in the hell do his head and his torso have different names? The game has not even started yet and all ready I am turned off by this horrible plot, this is not a good sign. Anyways Shura is angry with the alien so he decieds he is, oh you know, not be dead anymore and just fly away to the rescue.
So now I'm actually in game and I'm a head...wonderfull. What attacks do I have? I spit some sort of acid? Excellent...just great. Wait hold on a minute...I just blew up a building aren't I supposed be saving humanity? Aw screw it Ill just blow this up and then...wait...what the hell, I was shot down by a floating bat thing, its cool, Ive got like what 3 lives? Oh wait..I've got one live, and I just died. Excellent, I hate this game already. This is by far the worst game I ever played. Not only has it confused the hell out of me, It sucks. It sucks the big one. [/img]
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