Poll :: You have one choice. One leads to death one leads to something else thats not death. Choose wisely!
Not Sure
37%
[ 12 ]
UsaSatsui
62%
[ 20 ]
Total Votes : 32
Author
Message
Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
Posted:
Mar 29 2009 06:17 pm
First Not Sure destroyed a defenseless GregtheWhite 29-10, then UsaSatsui destroyed SeverFlame just like in Bambi 31-7. This go round in the hell in the cell we have a bunny who has a lot of words to say about his opponent.
UsaSatsui wrote:
Fellow forum members...I was going to make a video, showing robots getting blown up beat up, acting like dicks, and just plain being the emotionless machines that they are. There was just way too much footage. Even after narrowing it down, I still had about 90 minutes or so of footage. So instead of making you sit through that, I'm just gonna explain it real quick.
Robots suck. They have no feelings, no emotion, no sense of right and wrong. They do only two things: What they're told, and find ways to subvert those orders to overthrow mankind (yes, there are robots like WALL-E who can somehow fake emotion and empathy. They're pussies. The only thing worse than a killer robot is a pussy robot). What do robots do when they subvert those orders? They kill. And enslave. And make horrible movies to steal our money. And play Nintendo games with a cold, inhuman precision that is, quite frankly, frightning.
Bunnies do not do these things. We are your friends. We make good movies that make you and your children laugh, not cringe in fear. We sometimes kill, but only if we have to, and we always feel bad about it afterwards (unless we killed robots. They're dicks). And we know all about compassion and love. When they say we multiply fast, it doesn't mean we have calculators.
And if that was just too long for you to read, let me give you a simple reason to vote Bunny over Robot: Castle of Dragon. Sure, the bot was able to breeze through the good games, but remember...when it came to a game involving frustration, anger, and rage, the robot failed. The bunny won.
Oh man, on the one hand, bunnies are really cute and there's this video
(That's just sad)
The binary response was pretty hilarious though. I'll have to go with Not Sure on this one
"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
Posted:
Mar 29 2009 07:47 pm
...I'm wondering if NS sent that in or if that was Douche being clever.
Well, Satsui was open about saying he voted for me, so I'll be open as well and say that I voted for him. Beat that robot!
Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
Posted:
Mar 29 2009 11:26 pm
Watership Down or Terminator...hmm...
SoldierHawk
Moderator
Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6107
Posted:
Mar 29 2009 11:36 pm
Usa ftw. Rabbits are awesome. NS wins with the binary though lol.
William Shakespeare wrote:
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
Posts: 2739
Posted:
Mar 30 2009 12:24 am
Rabbits are miserable little pests that eat your pathetic human crops and seed waste wherever they may roam. They are a bane on Australia, and should be eliminated.
Rabbits are miserable little pests that eat your pathetic human crops and seed waste wherever they may roam. They are a bane on Australia, and should be eliminated.
Oh, sure, blame the bunnies...like it's THEIR fault when someone brings the "breed like crazy" species into a place where nobody eats them. Predator-free ecosystem...whose bright idea was that, anyways?
On a side note, I'd like to point out a rabbit has never been sent back in time to kill a person. Just sayin'
Oh so this rabbit just happened along HORSESHIT someone brought it there and you know it
Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
Posted:
Mar 30 2009 10:39 am
In UsaSatsui's defense to the previous video.
Note* I have yet to endorse a candidate. I am torn.
Arlock41
Title: Naunie
Joined: Dec 07 2008
Posts: 1026
Posted:
Mar 30 2009 05:17 pm
I vote local Rabbit Lover.
Rycona
Moderator
Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
Posts: 2815
Posted:
Mar 30 2009 05:34 pm
I still can't decide, and I haven't seen anything vote worthy in terms of effort.
I may go voteless this one, regardless of how much I like and respect both participants.
RIP Hacker.
TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
Posts: 2739
Posted:
Mar 30 2009 10:49 pm
UsaSatsui wrote:
RobotGumshoe wrote:
Rabbits are miserable little pests that eat your pathetic human crops and seed waste wherever they may roam. They are a bane on Australia, and should be eliminated.
Oh, sure, blame the bunnies...like it's THEIR fault when someone brings the "breed like crazy" species into a place where nobody eats them. Predator-free ecosystem...whose bright idea was that, anyways?
On a side note, I'd like to point out a rabbit has never been sent back in time to kill a person. Just sayin'
That is because rabbits are weak and pitiful organics.
Also, they have been sent backwards in time to destroy ecosystems, and failed in their task, for Australia continues to stand and produce any number of its venomous creatures, the clock on the spiderocalypes ticking ever closer.
Robots on the other hand have been sent back in time on full scale planetary deterraforming missions. You call this planet Venus. We are particularly proud of the acidic atmosphere that also turns the planet into a lightless furnace.
