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Posted: Mar 24 2009 10:23 am

Eh. At graduation practice, I ended up walking behind him on the way out.

He dropped $20.

I got lunch.

Posted: Mar 24 2009 04:15 pm

We have gym with the ALPHA kids (What we call special needs children in Illinois) and one day after dodgeball everybody rushes upstairs to change into their regular clothes and whatnot And are gym locker room is seperate into three sections, The ALPHA kids take the first one, and as i'm getting changed I hear someone say "Can you help me with my lock?", and i keep hearing it. Finally after the fourth time i heard a loud "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?" I turn to see that one of my friends is being question by this kid BUTT ASS NAKED, of course everyone screams and carries on screaming "Gay" etc.

My friend is permantley scarred
The ALPHA kid was escorted by a gym teacher (Their office is IN the locker room)
(No Punishment recieved, but chances are he didn't know any better)

Joined: Mar 13 2009 Location: Arlington Posts: 467

I saved all summer so I could buy a new digital speedometer for my mountain bike(I had a crappy paper route). The very first day I was hauling ass down my street looking straight down at the speedometer and I slammed full speed into the back of a pickup truck. The force of the impact was so great that i was thrown over my handle bars in into the back of the truck, completely clearing the tailgate.

Amazingly, I didn't get hurt, but I remember looking around to see if any of my neighbors saw it happen. I totaly put a dent in the trucks bumper and always felt guilty when I had to ride by the guys house.

Posted: Mar 25 2009 12:53 pm

Thorton02 wrote:

I saved all summer so I could buy a new digital speedometer for my mountain bike(I had a crappy paper route). The very first day I was hauling ass down my street looking straight down at the speedometer and I slammed full speed into the back of a pickup truck. The force of the impact was so great that i was thrown over my handle bars in into the back of the truck, completely clearing the tailgate.

Amazingly, I didn't get hurt, but I remember looking around to see if any of my neighbors saw it happen. I totaly put a dent in the trucks bumper and always felt guilty when I had to ride by the guys house.

hahaha, wow, you had to have fucked up your bike as well right?

Joined: Mar 13 2009 Location: Arlington Posts: 467

Andrew Man wrote:

Thorton02 wrote:

I saved all summer so I could buy a new digital speedometer for my mountain bike(I had a crappy paper route). The very first day I was hauling ass down my street looking straight down at the speedometer and I slammed full speed into the back of a pickup truck. The force of the impact was so great that i was thrown over my handle bars in into the back of the truck, completely clearing the tailgate.

Amazingly, I didn't get hurt, but I remember looking around to see if any of my neighbors saw it happen. I totaly put a dent in the trucks bumper and always felt guilty when I had to ride by the guys house.

hahaha, wow, you had to have fucked up your bike as well right?

That's actually a funny story in itself.

After the accident, I walked my bike back home cause I was a little shaken up. After an hour or so, I decided to go back out and meet up with some friends. I could tell as I was riding something wasn't right, the handling was all messed up. I couldn't tell what was wrong though, the tire was fine, the rim wasn't bent, everything looked ok to me.

As I road up to my friends house, a bunch of them were in the drive way and they burst out laughing as soon as I pulled up. The crash had bent my front forks back so they went straight down from my handle bars instead of going out at a 15 degree angle. These were metal forks. I had to confess to a bunch of 14 year olds that I just ran into a parked car(this was a long time ago).

Oh, and I broke my fucking speedometer.

Posted: Mar 25 2009 03:12 pm

I deserve bonus points cuz my story involved actual shit.

Posted: Mar 28 2009 07:49 pm

Dii Infer wrote:

I deserve bonus points cuz my story involved actual shit.

Hah, so did mine. I think mine got the TL;DR treatment, though, as it was TL;DR.
I said I'd post the "short film" I was in, so I will. File under "embarrassing career moves":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r5ddFAyrj4
I'll let the video speak for itself. I'm the fro-ed out dude in the jacket, for the record.

Posted: Apr 08 2009 10:52 am

I was in 3rd grade doing a presentation to the class and my partner said somthing that was so funny (i don't remember what it was) that i pissed my self in front of everyone...
eventually everyone forgot
almost

Posted: Apr 11 2009 02:15 pm

i shit myself in 3rd grade.

new kid in town. new kid in school. barely getting acclimated to the new culture of tucson.

had the shits, teacher wouldnt let me go to the bathroom. shit myself. tried to hide it and clean myself in the bathroom. but no luck.

dont know if anyone forgot or remembers but whatev.

Posted: Apr 12 2009 04:23 am

I once was running in the playground and tripped face first into a fresh pile of dog turds. I was more pissed off than embarrassed.

Posted: Apr 12 2009 08:13 pm

I pissed myself in 2nd grade because of some hilarious joke my friend told me.