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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
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Mine's Irish and well-endowed, so I call her "Juggy McGee." I'll also refer to her as "Missile Tits" from time to time. Luckily she's a good sport about it, and doesn't get upset.
Anybody else?
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
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Bitch Get-Me-A-Sandwich. She's such a darling.
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Rycona
Moderator
Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
Posts: 2815
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My last girlfriend and I would call each other "Moose." That's a bit awkward now living with my family, because they have a small dog named Moose.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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I call all my girlfriends 'non-existant'. They seem to really like that one. It's a name they like to keep.
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
Location: California
Posts: 1399
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| Ice2SeeYou wrote: |
| Mine's Irish and well-endowed, |
So she likes oxymorons? 
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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I have many friends that happen to be girls, and my nicknames for them include "Sweet Cheeks", "Sugar Tits", "Honey Buns", "Super-Vag" (don't ask), "Chlymidya Cavalier", and "Syphillis Sycophant".
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
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That one's awesome. Then again, I'm a sucker for alliteration.
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SevereFlame
Title: Superpowered President
Joined: Dec 07 2008
Location: White House In The Sky
Posts: 529
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| anorexorcist wrote: |
| Bitch Get-Me-A-Sandwich. She's such a darling. |
This.
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Dii Infer
Title: Boobie Engineer
Joined: Jun 01 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 653
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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| Ice2SeeYou wrote: |
Mine's Irish and well-endowed, so I call her "Juggy McGee." I'll also refer to her as "Missile Tits" from time to time. Luckily she's a good sport about it, and doesn't get upset.
Anybody else? |
  Jesus I can't stop laughing at that.
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Tyop
Title: Grammar Nazi
Joined: May 04 2008
Location: Sauerkrautland
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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I never had pet names for anyone, but I dated a girl in highschool that would refer to me in letters as "Sweety Bear"  The funny part is that she would spell it "Sweaty" and one day the teacher confiscated one of my notes. That teacher gave me the strangest looks after that.
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
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Maybe she really meant "Sweaty", not sweetie, and you were very confused about your relationship with her.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| Pandajuice wrote: |
| Maybe she really meant "Sweaty", not sweetie, and you were very confused about your relationship with her. |
Naw it's a confirmed typo I am not sweaty! 
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TopShelf
Title: Not the Pantry
Joined: Jan 06 2009
Location: But the Topshelf
Posts: 273
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"The Wool" and if she's particularly annoying then she is "The Steel Wool"
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Fred
Joined: Jan 18 2009
Location: NYork
Posts: 118
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One girl I called 'Boo' because the first movie we saw together was Monsters Inc.
Another I called 'Sleeping Beauty' because whenever I went to visit her was usually early morning so I'd end up waking her up.
Another, one of the very few I'm still friends with, we still call each other Horny Boy and Horny Girl... Yeah you can just wrack your brain over that one...
Eh, no more thinking on this... All but 2 of the chicks I've dated are stupid fucking whores and I hate them... 
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Undeath
Title: Facepuncher of Asses
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: Here
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The only actual petname I have for my wife is Poopypants. Not for any particular reason, but because she liked the way I said it when I was talking about... something I forgot about.
Now, back in high school, the biggest offenders were these two twins I was friends with. They got called everything from "Baz" and "Ookas", "Sweater" and "Boulders", and my favorite, the "Bazunga Twins."
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