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Forum Battle Round 1 Match 14 - Kubo vs Douche McCallister


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Poll :: Who can SO handle the truth?

Kubo
30%
 30%  [ 13 ]
Douche McCallister
69%
 69%  [ 30 ]
Total Votes : 43


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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
PostPosted: Mar 21 2009 05:27 pm Reply with quote Back to top

We're getting close to done with the first round.

Kubo...um...I'll be honest, I don't know him. But everyone likes him, and Douche was at first scared of him. So, there.

Douche, forum moderator, NES/SNES Challenge organizer, and guy who sent in a completely unacceptable promo, is his opponent.

So, take your pick, back your horse, place your bets, and remember, the superfeca pays out 4,000 to 1. Look for the photo finish in 3 days.
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SevereFlame
Title: Superpowered President
Joined: Dec 07 2008
Location: White House In The Sky
PostPosted: Mar 21 2009 05:33 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Owning the channel #douche, I have no choice but to vote for Douche here.
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
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PostPosted: Mar 21 2009 05:48 pm Reply with quote Back to top

UsaSatsui wrote:
Look for the photo finish in 3 days.

As long as it's not a quantum finish. We wouldn't want to alter the result, now would we?


RIP Hacker.
 
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DoctorOrpheus
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PostPosted: Mar 21 2009 08:43 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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and guy who sent in a completely unacceptable promo


If this isn't reason enough to vote for Douche, I don't know what is.


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SoldierHawk
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PostPosted: Mar 21 2009 09:20 pm Reply with quote Back to top

All about teh Douchster.

Out of curiosity though, why was the promo unacceptable?


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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
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PostPosted: Mar 21 2009 10:32 pm Reply with quote Back to top

SoldierHawk wrote:
All about teh Douchster.

Out of curiosity though, why was the promo unacceptable?


Because it attacked his opponent directly and by name.

To keep it fair with the people who sent theirs in early and without knowing their opponent (like you were SUPPOSED to), your round 1 promo can only hype yourself, you can't go after the other guy.
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Ba'al
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PostPosted: Mar 21 2009 10:34 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Mudslinging is fun though...


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Dr. Jeebus
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PostPosted: Mar 22 2009 12:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Wow, 24 votes and 6 comments.

Mad props to Douche for actually helping me moderate, but gotta give it up to Kubo for his political ideals and Ed O'Neil avatar.


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SoldierHawk
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PostPosted: Mar 22 2009 04:57 pm Reply with quote Back to top

UsaSatsui wrote:
SoldierHawk wrote:
All about teh Douchster.

Out of curiosity though, why was the promo unacceptable?


Because it attacked his opponent directly and by name.

To keep it fair with the people who sent theirs in early and without knowing their opponent (like you were SUPPOSED to), your round 1 promo can only hype yourself, you can't go after the other guy.


Ah, I gotcha. Thanks for the clarification Usa.


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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
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PostPosted: Mar 22 2009 05:33 pm Reply with quote Back to top

SoldierHawk wrote:
UsaSatsui wrote:
SoldierHawk wrote:
All about teh Douchster.

Out of curiosity though, why was the promo unacceptable?


Because it attacked his opponent directly and by name.

To keep it fair with the people who sent theirs in early and without knowing their opponent (like you were SUPPOSED to), your round 1 promo can only hype yourself, you can't go after the other guy.


Ah, I gotcha. Thanks for the clarification Usa.

For the record. I did not "attack" Kubo. I simply asked the question..."Who's Kubo?" Very Happy


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PostPosted: Mar 22 2009 06:40 pm Reply with quote Back to top

regardless, an attack on the kings men, is an attack on the king himself


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Burt Reynolds
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PostPosted: Mar 22 2009 07:28 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Damn, this is a hard one. I will not commit at this time.


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Slayer1
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Joined: Sep 23 2008
PostPosted: Mar 22 2009 10:30 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Douche has my vote... he's a funny ass mother fucker in the IRC channel
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Kubo
Joined: Aug 24 2005
Location: Mount Holly, NJ
PostPosted: Mar 23 2009 01:04 am Reply with quote Back to top

Coming up for air from studying/writing for comps to take a look and...

JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DOUCHE IS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

Need I remind you of who posted the hot 90's chick you ALL forgot about? The lovely Christine Lakin?



And to show you all what the nice guy I am, I will let you all in on a secret you may have not known*. Icebox got hot and does softcore porn. Yes, her shirt comes off. You're welcome.

http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi3482125081/

Never let it be said that I am not a man of the people.

*CAMPAIGN PROMISE*
As a matter of fact, if I somehow pull out the win (are there even 51 people around to vote?), I hereby make a campaign promise to start a thread (in the NWO section if need be) in which I will post women you either forgot about or didn't realize was hot. One per week or so. Spicoli is funny, but sex sells.

As a matter of fact, I'll start one right now... just as a taste. 10 points to whoever knows who the first picture is....


*You probably knew. Didn't you? Perv.


Thou, because I am wroth, be not dismayed, for I shall win the strife, whoever circle round within for the defence. This their insolence is not new, for of old they used it at a less secret gate, which still is found without a bolt. Above it thou didst see the dead inscription; and already on this side of it
descends the steep, passing without escort through the circles,
One such that by him the city shall be opened to us.
 
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
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PostPosted: Mar 23 2009 08:02 am Reply with quote Back to top

Quote:
(are there even 51 people around to vote?)


The highest vote total so far was in the 60s.

Most have been averaging in the mid 40s.

They've hit the 30s this past week, but I'm think that's either Spring Break or general fatigue with blowouts.
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
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PostPosted: Mar 23 2009 08:35 am Reply with quote Back to top

Kubo wrote:
"A bunch of words and empty promises."

Need a remind those of you who came simply to join the NES/SNES Challenge about the mindfuckingly long hours I spend on shifting through your emails to get your files, the blood sweat and tears that I put into this damn community!? Sure I may not post pictures of girls that none of us will ever have a chance with...but that doesn't mean I don't put my heart and soul into this community! Kubo just stops by when he wants to. Douche (me) stops by because he can't resist, you, the people! (Well almost all of you...sorry hacker)

CHOOSE WISELY!!!


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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
PostPosted: Mar 23 2009 10:27 am Reply with quote Back to top

Oh Lakin, I've forgotten about her and the other two girls from Step By Step....Where are those other two anyway?
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Fred
Joined: Jan 18 2009
Location: NYork
PostPosted: Mar 23 2009 10:42 am Reply with quote Back to top

Like someone who was trying to help you come up with your slogan would vote against you.

Yay, Douche!


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Mr. Bomberman
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PostPosted: Mar 23 2009 03:52 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Kubo's never been one to start drama (like me) and has been around this place even before me, but circumstances beyond my control are making me vote for Douche. =p


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Kubo
Joined: Aug 24 2005
Location: Mount Holly, NJ
PostPosted: Mar 23 2009 05:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Mr. Bomberman wrote:
Kubo's never been one to start drama (like me) and has been around this place even before me, but circumstances beyond my control are making me vote for Douche. =p

Douche, are you keeping Mr. B in a cell in your basement? Bad form.


Thou, because I am wroth, be not dismayed, for I shall win the strife, whoever circle round within for the defence. This their insolence is not new, for of old they used it at a less secret gate, which still is found without a bolt. Above it thou didst see the dead inscription; and already on this side of it
descends the steep, passing without escort through the circles,
One such that by him the city shall be opened to us.
 
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
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PostPosted: Mar 23 2009 08:54 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Desperate Times call for desperate measures...
That I think he's more scared of you then me.


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Kubo
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PostPosted: Mar 24 2009 11:16 am Reply with quote Back to top

16 to go...

My parade of obscure ladies of the 80s and hotties of the 90s (I couldn't think of a word that rhymed with "nineties") will continue regardless of the result. Still... a vote or two or sixteen won't hurt.


Thou, because I am wroth, be not dismayed, for I shall win the strife, whoever circle round within for the defence. This their insolence is not new, for of old they used it at a less secret gate, which still is found without a bolt. Above it thou didst see the dead inscription; and already on this side of it
descends the steep, passing without escort through the circles,
One such that by him the city shall be opened to us.
 
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
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PostPosted: Mar 24 2009 02:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Douche wins.

This contest is closed
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Kubo
Joined: Aug 24 2005
Location: Mount Holly, NJ
PostPosted: Mar 24 2009 06:36 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I yield to your superior forum membership, good sir.


Thou, because I am wroth, be not dismayed, for I shall win the strife, whoever circle round within for the defence. This their insolence is not new, for of old they used it at a less secret gate, which still is found without a bolt. Above it thou didst see the dead inscription; and already on this side of it
descends the steep, passing without escort through the circles,
One such that by him the city shall be opened to us.
 
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
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PostPosted: Mar 24 2009 11:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Not gonna lie Kubo, I voted for you. Though you were my enemy...but Damnit do I respect you.


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