Poll :: Fire vs. Rabbit, didn't we see this in Bambi before?
SevereFlame
18%
[ 7 ]
UsaSatsui
81%
[ 31 ]
Total Votes : 38
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Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
Posted:
Mar 14 2009 02:33 pm
I was asked to post this battle because A) I'm awesome, B) ....ok there isn't a "B" but that's besides the point, this battle is the end all be all. Don't make the wrong decision or I'll kill you. Like come to your door and ask your mom politely if you can come outside, then BOOM!
Our candidates had this to say...
SevereFlame wrote:
"My fellow Sydlexers, you may not know me as I only signed up for December 2008. But I feel it is the time for an undiscovered hero to save everybody. I am SevereFlame, a man who is.. manly. I work on the Wiki, I post here, and I got the avatar. Everybody loves the avatar, right? Anyway, if you vote for anybody else besides me, NOTHING will happen. Read the thread again, you'll see that it is true. But vote for me, and I promise you that the forums will become better. I am the only sane one in this land of insanity. Everybody else has been corrupted by trolls and craziness. Only I ca-
Alright, cut the bullshit. You know why you should vote for me? I am fucking awesome. All the other contestants just aren't cool as me. Insult them, and they'll fucking turn into gorillas. Plus, I fucking got the avatar! Thank you."
UsaSatsui wrote:
Clips selected by me. Video done by Slayer. Misspelling of "bunny's" also by Slayer. Enjoy, and remember to vote smart...vote for the bunny!
Fred
Joined: Jan 18 2009
Location: NYork
Posts: 118
Posted:
Mar 14 2009 02:48 pm
The avatar of awesome or the demonic furry woodland animals...
Damn it, can't decide!
I have a sig because I was told to. Now leave me be about it.
SoldierHawk
Moderator
Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6108
Posted:
Mar 14 2009 03:18 pm
Oh damn, this one is fucking hard, and Usa's video absolutely ruled. I'll withhold my vote for now pending a vid/response from Flame, but...
The music was some of the most annoying shit I have ever heard.
And as previously stated, if by some miracle beyond nature's fucking control Severeflame manages to win this - I will not only become a glorified post whore, but I will single handedly derail any thread I don't deem relevant to my interests on these boards until I have forced Syd to ban me. Now, I like Syd and I like about... 40% of the users here - so ideally I would not do this. But, in reality, the blame wouldn't be placed on me... but on yourselves, because I would merely be acting as a pawn in response to a ridiculous decision having been made. I trust you know what to do.
The music was some of the most annoying shit I have ever heard.
And as previously stated, if by some miracle beyond nature's fucking control Severeflame manages to win this - I will not only become a glorified post whore, but I will single handedly derail any thread I don't deem relevant to my interests on these boards until I have forced Syd to ban me. Now, I like Syd and I like about... 40% of the users here - so ideally I would not do this. But, in reality, the blame wouldn't be placed on me... but on yourselves, because I would merely be acting as a pawn in response to a ridiculous decision having been made. I trust you know what to do.
Seeing how you're already doing this, I must have won.
Went for Satsui. Severeflame's campaign statement was egotistical internet grandstanding, and I respect Usasatsui's well composed posts and sense of security to be represented by timid yet respectable rabbit.
SoldierHawk
Moderator
Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6108
Posted:
Mar 15 2009 01:28 am
RobotGumshoe wrote:
Went for Satsui. Severeflame's campaign statement was egotistical internet grandstanding, and I respect Usasatsui's well composed posts and sense of security to be represented by timid yet respectable rabbit.
This.
And I still harbor a secret fear that if I vote for anyone but Usa, he's gonna send the Python's killer rabbit after me.
William Shakespeare wrote:
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
Oz
Title: Mr. Vengeance
Joined: Jan 04 2009
Location: Finland
Posts: 93
Posted:
Mar 15 2009 02:07 am
Argh, I have to go with Severe just because I love Zelda so much.
Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
Posted:
Mar 15 2009 09:43 pm
It has come to my attention that I am in charge of this poll. While Severe made a hell of a campaign, it was not written in the cards. Thumper ran off from the forest with his gay skunk friend. They got married and had little baby Skabbits. They look like rabbits only they have stripes and shoot stink juice from their paws. Watch out Greg/Not Sure. This rabbits got kick. Congrats. NEXT!
