Unless things go differently, the game should last a long while. The last one I played with Satsui lasted over 3 and a half hours, and that was just a single game. If Jeebus wants to play multiple games... well, who knows how long this could go for...

Posting the log for anyone who missed it and is interested...

[18:34] <Dr_Jeebus> ARE YOU READY TO DIE, FERNIN?
[18:34] <Dr_Jeebus> If not, you have 3 minutes to get ready while I shred chicken and toss it back in the crock pot
01[18:34] <@Fernin> lol
[18:34] <Dr_Jeebus> oh, and OP me like a mofo, please
03[18:34] * Fernin sets mode: +o Dr_Jeebus
[18:34] <Ghandi> chicken shredder is ready to go!
[18:35] <SevereFlame> Welcome, bitches.
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[18:36] <SevereFlame> When are we gonna start this bitch?
[18:36] <Bobshot> That's what she said
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[18:36] <Bobshot> Noob!
[18:36] <Spehornoob> Yeah. Tha's me.
[18:36] <@Douche> we'll start when I get back from my cigarette
[18:37] <@Douche> or when they start
[18:38] <Spehornoob> I only have played a really tiny bit of Magic, and that was years ago, so I probably won't be able to follow for shit.
[18:38] <@Douche> I feel a lot of abbreviations coming on
[18:39] <SevereFlame> Boobs = Bewbs = 'ewbs = 'ew = 'e = ' =
[18:39] <M3GA_MAYAN> lol
[18:40] <Bobshot> M3GA_MAYAN?
[18:40] <Bobshot> lol
01[18:40] <@Fernin> I say we all become Mayans, and sacrifice M3ga to the gods
[18:41] <DDeku> I say we stop being asshole and leave M3GA alone
[18:41] <@Dr_Jeebus> the chicken is shredded
[18:41] <DDeku> *assholes
[18:41] <@Dr_Jeebus> and I counted to make sure I have exactly 100 cards,. all systems are go!@
[18:42] <@Dr_Jeebus> how do we generate a random number?
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[18:42] <SevereFlame> NO
01[18:42] <@Fernin> !random 1 20
[18:42] <Lexiabot9000> 5 8
[18:42] <SevereFlame> Get this shit out of here.
[18:42] <@GPFontaine> !random 1 100
[18:42] <Lexiabot9000> 5 64
[18:42] <@Dr_Jeebus> !random 1 20
01[18:42] <@Fernin> the bot is needed for random numbers
[18:42] <Lexiabot9000> 5 11
[18:42] <SevereFlame> Oh, yeah.
[18:42] <SevereFlame> Just don't op it.
[18:42] <@Dr_Jeebus> I'll play first
01[18:42] <@Fernin> it doesn't get voiced or opped
01[18:43] <@Fernin> and if it gets too rowdy, the room will go +m
01[18:43] <@Fernin> but I want to leave that off unless it's needed
[18:43] <@Dr_Jeebus> al;right, shuffling
[18:43] <@Dr_Jeebus> had to find Karn
[18:43] <@Dr_Jeebus> who's your general
[18:44] <SevereFlame> Dunnn?
01[18:44] <@Fernin> Isperia the Inscrutable
[18:44] <SevereFlame> Where do I start logging?
[18:44] <@Dr_Jeebus> start logging from my comment asking if he was ready to die
[18:44] <@Dr_Jeebus> alright
[18:44] <SevereFlame> I see.
[18:44] <SevereFlame> Silence now.
[18:44] <DDeku> BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
[18:44] <@Dr_Jeebus> d7
[18:45] <SevereFlame> BINGO!
[18:45] <@Dr_Jeebus> I'll keep my hand I guess
[18:45] <@Dr_Jeebus> you?
01[18:45] <@Fernin> yep, I'm good
[18:45] <@Dr_Jeebus> uu7
[18:45] <@Dr_Jeebus> Rishidan port, tap for Candelabra of Tawnos
[18:45] <@Dr_Jeebus> go
01[18:46] <@Fernin> UUD
[18:46] <@Dr_Jeebus> I'd advice keeping a gatherer window open, btw, lol
01[18:46] <@Fernin> try to treat me like I've played online Magic before, hmm?
[18:46] <@Dr_Jeebus> lol, sorry
01[18:46] <@Fernin> Adarkar Wastes, go
[18:46] <@Dr_Jeebus> don't you normally say number of cards after you draw?
[18:47] <@Dr_Jeebus> and if not, could you? lol. Obviously uud8 that turn though
01[18:47] <@Fernin> I went with at end of turn with Satsui
[18:47] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud6
[18:47] <@Dr_Jeebus> oops
[18:47] <@Dr_Jeebus> go
[18:47] <@Dr_Jeebus> lol
01[18:47] <@Fernin> you saw our game, how we announced life and whatnot
01[18:47] <@Fernin> UUD8
[18:47] <@Dr_Jeebus> didn't get a chance to read that much of it, sadly
01[18:47] <@Fernin> Snow-Covered Island
01[18:47] <@Fernin> tap 2, Plainscycle Eternal Dragon
01[18:48] <@Fernin> reveal a Snow-Covered Plains
[18:48] <@Dr_Jeebus> fetch Tundra?
[18:48] <@Dr_Jeebus> what snow-covered schenanigans are these?
01[18:48] <@Fernin> shuffling, go ahead
[18:48] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud7
[18:48] <@Dr_Jeebus> go
06[18:48] * @Fernin wishes he had a memory, Tundra would've been the better card to pull.
06[18:48] * @Dr_Jeebus wishes he didn't keep a 1 land hand
01[18:50] <@Fernin> right, didn't get a chance to do so last turn since I was still shuffling... I discarded a snow-covered island then
01[18:50] <@Fernin> UUD8
01[18:51] <@Fernin> Snow-Covered Plains
[18:51] <@Dr_Jeebus> why did you have to discard?
01[18:51] <@Fernin> 8 cards in hand from Plainscycling the Dragon
[18:51] <@Dr_Jeebus> you played a land that turn thoughm, so you shouldn't have
[18:52] <@Dr_Jeebus> started the turn with 7, drew a card for 8, played a land for 7, discarded the dragon to plaincycle for the SC plains, so you stay at 7
06[18:52] * @Fernin scratches his head.
[18:52] <@Dr_Jeebus> did you cycle AND plainscycle or something?
01[18:52] <@Fernin> hm... maybe I drew an extra card without realizing it at the start of the turn
01[18:53] <@Fernin> I only got the Plains when I plainscycled
[18:53] <@Dr_Jeebus> well just take your turn. If my top card isn't land I"m gonna scoop
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01[18:53] <@Fernin> tap the SCP and the Wastes, play a Journeyer's Kite
01[18:54] <@Fernin> tap the SCI, cycle Lonely Sandbar
01[18:54] <@Fernin> go ahead
[18:54] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud8
[18:54] <@Dr_Jeebus> scoop
01[18:54] <@Fernin> heh, I'm kinda glad for that...
01[18:54] <@Fernin> you were mana screwed, I was mana flooded
[18:54] <@Dr_Jeebus> let's try again, lol. this time I'll remember to take advantage of the big deck mulligan, lol
01[18:55] <@Fernin> I had a 5 land hand, and my first two draws were land
[18:55] <@Dr_Jeebus> d7
[18:55] <@Dr_Jeebus> of course this is what I draw, lol
[18:55] <@Dr_Jeebus> I'll keep
01[18:56] <@Fernin> k, I'll keep as well
[18:56] <@Dr_Jeebus> Springjack Pasture
[18:56] <@Dr_Jeebus> tap for Sol Ring
[18:56] <@Dr_Jeebus> go
[18:57] <@Dr_Jeebus> goats FTW
01[18:57] <@Fernin> UUD8
01[18:57] <@Fernin> SCP, go
[18:57] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud6
[18:57] <@Dr_Jeebus> Desert
[18:57] <@Dr_Jeebus> tap out for Thran Dynamo
[18:57] <@Dr_Jeebus> tap that for Rings of Brighthearth
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[18:57] <@Dr_Jeebus> gho
[18:57] <@Dr_Jeebus> go*
01[18:58] <@Fernin> UUD8
[18:58] <M3GA_MAYAN> Who won?
[18:58] <M3GA_MAYAN> The battle
[18:58] <@Dr_Jeebus> I conceited the first
[18:58] <Baal911> 1-0 Fernin?
[18:58] <@Dr_Jeebus> kept a hand I shouldn't have, and scooped after missing 2 land drops
01[18:58] <@Fernin> conceded*
[18:59] <@Dr_Jeebus> I conceited, too
01[18:59] <@Fernin> SCI
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01[18:59] <@Fernin> tap out for a Stormscape Familiar
01[18:59] <@Fernin> go ahead
[18:59] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud4
[19:00] <@Dr_Jeebus> Tormod's Crypt
[19:00] <@Dr_Jeebus> Vesuva (CIPT) copying Desert
[19:00] <@Dr_Jeebus> go
01[19:00] <@Fernin> UUD6
01[19:00] <@Fernin> Flooded Strand
01[19:01] <@Fernin> tap, sac it, I'm at 39, search out a Tundra
[19:01] <@Dr_Jeebus> you got it, champ
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[19:01] <@GPFontaine> 3,4FREE VIAGRA - MAKE YOUR PENIS SUPER HUGE
[19:01] <@Dr_Jeebus> Ba'al is bored with our antics
[19:01] <@Dr_Jeebus> wtf, GP
[19:02] <@GPFontaine> lol
[19:02] <@GPFontaine> sorry
01[19:02] <@Fernin> lol
[19:02] <@GPFontaine> it looked like a lul
[19:02] <@Dr_Jeebus> anything else, Fernin
01[19:03] <@Fernin> tap Tundra for a Glasses of Urza
01[19:03] <@Fernin> then tap out for a Pride of the Clouds
[19:03] <@Dr_Jeebus> LOL, that's fucking tech
01[19:03] <@Fernin> well, keep in mind who my General is
[19:03] <@Dr_Jeebus> ....
[19:03] <@Dr_Jeebus> shutup
[19:03] <@Dr_Jeebus> lol
01[19:03] <@Fernin> swing for 1 with the Familiar
[19:04] <@Dr_Jeebus> activate desert and copy it with the rings of brighthearth
[19:04] <@Dr_Jeebus> 39
01[19:04] <@Fernin> k
01[19:04] <@Fernin> go ahead
[19:04] <@Dr_Jeebus> Familiar dies, correct?
01[19:04] <@Fernin> yep yep
[19:04] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud3
01[19:05] <@Fernin> end of your draw step
01[19:05] <@Fernin> I'll tap the Glasses
[19:05] <@Dr_Jeebus> Urza's MIne
[19:05] <@Dr_Jeebus> tap Sol Ring, Dynamo, mine, and pasture (7 total) for Mycosynth Golem
[19:06] <@Dr_Jeebus> play Karn for free
01[19:06] <@Fernin> ...I would say to reveal your hand, but I have a feeling it's all about to come into play
[19:06] <@Dr_Jeebus> hand is just Quicksand
[19:06] <@Dr_Jeebus> go ahead
01[19:06] <@Fernin> UUD4
01[19:06] <@Fernin> Scrying Sheets
01[19:07] <@Fernin> go ahead
[19:07] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud2
[19:07] <@Dr_Jeebus> Quicksand
[19:07] <@Dr_Jeebus> tap dynamo and sol ring for Memory Jar
[19:08] <@Dr_Jeebus> go ahead
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01[19:08] <@Fernin> EoT, tap out for Fact or Fiction
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01[19:09] <@Fernin> reveal: Mind's Eye, SCI, Sensei's Divining Top, Martial Coup, Path to Exile
[19:10] <@Dr_Jeebus> path to exile and mind's eye in one pile, SDT, SCI, AND Marital Coup in the other
01[19:11] <@Fernin> I'll take the pile with the Top
[19:11] <@Dr_Jeebus> k
01[19:11] <@Fernin> UUD6
01[19:11] <@Fernin> drop the SCI
[19:11] <AKAFred> sorry to interrupt... SCI?
[19:12] <@Dr_Jeebus> snow covered island
[19:12] <AKAFred> kay
01[19:12] <@Fernin> tap two SCI's, drop Avatar of Will for 2
01[19:12] <@Fernin> UU, that is
[19:12] <@Dr_Jeebus> what's his conditon?
01[19:12] <@Fernin> If an opponent has no cards in hand
[19:12] <@Dr_Jeebus> ah
01[19:13] <@Fernin> drop the Top
01[19:13] <@Fernin> tap the Tundra to spin it (pay 1 to look at the top 3)
[19:13] <@Dr_Jeebus> in repsonse to you spinning
[19:13] <@Dr_Jeebus> I'll animate it
01[19:13] <@Fernin> k
01[19:14] <@Fernin> alright, go ahead
01[19:14] <@Fernin> dastardly trick, giving it summoning sickness
[19:14] <@Dr_Jeebus> I do what I can
[19:14] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud1
[19:14] <@Dr_Jeebus> pop the jar
06[19:15] * @Fernin goes off to curse up a storm.
[19:15] <@Dr_Jeebus> d7
[19:15] <@Dr_Jeebus> wasteland
[19:15] <@Dr_Jeebus> tap the mine for Voltaic Key
01[19:16] <@Fernin> of the 7 I just drew, 5 would be fairly helpful
[19:16] <@Dr_Jeebus> good
[19:16] <@Dr_Jeebus> drop a Platinum Angel
[19:17] <@Dr_Jeebus> tap Dynamo for Oblivion Stone
01[19:17] <@Fernin> rut roh
[19:18] <@Dr_Jeebus> tap quicksand and pasture for power conduit
[19:18] <@Dr_Jeebus> go to my EOT
01[19:18] <@Fernin> wait... I thought you had Mycosinth Golem out
[19:18] <@Dr_Jeebus> effects before jar triggers?
[19:18] <@Dr_Jeebus> it only does artifact creatures
01[19:18] <@Fernin> ahh, right right
01[19:18] <@Fernin> no effects
01[19:19] <@Fernin> though, I suppose it doesn't matter when I do it, I'll spin the top
[19:19] <@Dr_Jeebus> k, I discard petrified field and miren the moaning well. you?
[19:19] <@Dr_Jeebus> and take my 1 card back
01[19:19] <@Fernin> Vesuvan Shapeshifter, SCI, Storm Herd, Spectral Procession, Gustcloak Savior, Darksteel Ingot, and Mulldrifter
[19:20] <@Dr_Jeebus> glad to see them go
[19:20] <@Dr_Jeebus> go ahead
01[19:20] <@Fernin> UUD4
01[19:20] <@Fernin> right, I took 3 back before, of course
01[19:21] <@Fernin> drop an SCP
[19:21] <@Dr_Jeebus> k
01[19:21] <@Fernin> hmm... go ahead
[19:21] <@Dr_Jeebus> what do you have for lands?
01[19:21] <@Fernin> Tundra, 2 SCP, 2 SCI, Scrying Sheets
[19:22] <@Dr_Jeebus> k
[19:22] <@Dr_Jeebus> eot tap wasteland and key to untap thran dynamo
01[19:22] <@Fernin> k
[19:22] <@Dr_Jeebus> tap all but desert to put a fate counter and copy the ability, putting counters on platinum angel and rings of brighthearth
[19:22] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud2
06[19:23] * @Fernin scratches his head.
[19:23] <AKAFred> i foresee explosion
01[19:23] <@Fernin> how'd you get three counters out of it?
[19:23] <@Dr_Jeebus> 2
01[19:23] <@Fernin> dack, I see
01[19:23] <@Fernin> not sure where I got three from
01[19:23] <@Fernin> anyways, end of your draw step, I'll tap the glasses
[19:23] <@Dr_Jeebus> sac waseland to kill your tundra, and tap sol ring to copy it, killing the scrying sheets
[19:24] <@Dr_Jeebus> Scarecrone and Coretapper
01[19:24] <@Fernin> k
[19:24] <@Dr_Jeebus> and in fact I think I'll drop them both for free
[19:25] <@Dr_Jeebus> declare my attack phase
01[19:25] <@Fernin> attack away
[19:25] <@Dr_Jeebus> swing with Karn, the golen, and the angel
01[19:26] <@Fernin> block Karn with the Pride, and the Angel with the Avatar
[19:27] <@Dr_Jeebus> tap power conduit to remove the fate counter from Rings of Brighthearth and put a +1/+1 counter on the angel, and tap quicksand and mine to copy it, putting a second counter on the angel
01[19:28] <@Fernin> hm... damn, Avatar dies
[19:28] <@Dr_Jeebus> avatar dies, take 4?
01[19:28] <@Fernin> Karn was blocked by my Pride of the Clouds...
[19:28] <@Dr_Jeebus> golem wasn't blocked
01[19:29] <@Fernin> dack, right
[19:29] <@Dr_Jeebus> and karn becomes 0/8, so nothing happens to them
01[19:29] <@Fernin> for some reason I read that as Karn the golem ><
[19:29] <@Dr_Jeebus> oh, my bad
[19:29] <@Dr_Jeebus> so 35?
01[19:29] <@Fernin> yep
[19:29] <@Dr_Jeebus> go
01[19:29] <@Fernin> EoT, spin the Top
06[19:30] * @Dr_Jeebus made his dreidel out of clay
01[19:30] <@Fernin> UUD4
[19:30] <@Dr_Jeebus> I'm curious how many of the 9 people are actually watching this, lol
06[19:31] * AKAFred jumps on the table, crows like a chicken, then sits back down in the stands like it never happened
01[19:31] <@Fernin> ...8, don't forget the LexiaBot isn't a person
[19:31] <@Dr_Jeebus> so 1 is watching then, lol
[19:31] <@Douche> I is
01[19:31] <@Fernin> drop Adarkar Wastes
01[19:32] <@Fernin> tap 4 for Ajani Goldmane
01[19:32] <@Fernin> +1 him to gain 2 life, I'm at 37
[19:32] <@Dr_Jeebus> k
01[19:32] <@Fernin> go ahead
[19:33] <@Dr_Jeebus> so 1 mana open?
01[19:33] <@Fernin> yep
[19:33] <@Dr_Jeebus> which land
01[19:33] <@Fernin> Wastes
[19:33] <@Dr_Jeebus> k
[19:33] <@Dr_Jeebus> EOT sac scarecrone to draw and copy it's ability
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[19:34] <AKAFred> omg me too!
[19:34] <@Dr_Jeebus> untap dynamo with the key, then tap it and another land to put a fate counter on rings of brighthearth
[19:34] <@Dr_Jeebus> who the fuck is that?
[19:34] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud3
01[19:34] <@Fernin> end of your draw step, tap the Glasses
[19:34] <@Dr_Jeebus> Bottle Gnomes, Salvaging sStation, Mind Stone
[19:35] <@Dr_Jeebus> Drop the Gnomes
[19:35] <@Dr_Jeebus> tap Sol Ring for Mind Stone
01[19:35] <@Fernin> mmm, Bottle Gnomes
[19:35] <@Dr_Jeebus> tap Dynamo to sac mind stone to draw and copy the ability
01[19:35] <@Fernin> k
[19:35] <@Dr_Jeebus> Blinkmoth Well
06[19:36] * @Fernin is insanely glad that the rules of EDH don't allow you to have Tolarian Academy in that deck.
[19:36] <@Dr_Jeebus> tap 2 to animate Thran Dyanmo and untap it with the key
[19:37] <@Dr_Jeebus> swing with dynamo, karn, mycosynth, and the angel]
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01[19:37] <@Fernin> hm... block the angel with my Pride
01[19:37] <@Fernin> go ahead and shuffle those counters around
[19:38] <@Dr_Jeebus> how big is the pride, 2?
01[19:38] <@Fernin> nope, only 1/1
[19:38] <@Dr_Jeebus> well I think it counts my angel, but regardless that's fine. take 12
01[19:38] <@Fernin> ah, right
01[19:38] <@Fernin> I was thinking my side only
01[19:39] <@Fernin> so used to the Lorwyn stuff, only counting your own side...
[19:39] <@Dr_Jeebus> hmm....
01[19:39] <@Fernin> down to 25
[19:39] <AKAFred> Your decks are boring! You should play black and red and red!
[19:39] <Spehornoob> You need a Charizard.
[19:39] <AKAFred> hmm... *punts the second 'and red' outta there*
01[19:39] <@Fernin> hehe... I just took it to mean we should play lots and lots of red
[19:40] <AKAFred> That works too
[19:40] <@Dr_Jeebus> anime power conduit and o stone
[19:40] <AKAFred> ok theres anime going on... maybe you will get that charizard, spehor
[19:41] <@Dr_Jeebus> and animate sol ring and voltaic key
[19:41] <@Dr_Jeebus> oops, animate, lol
[19:41] <@Dr_Jeebus> play Phyrexian Dreadnaught, saccing O stgone, power conduit, karn, voltaic key, sol ring, and bottle gnomes
01[19:41] <@Fernin> eep
[19:41] <@Dr_Jeebus> then replay Karn
[19:42] <@Dr_Jeebus> go ahead
01[19:42] <@Fernin> eot, I'll spin the top
01[19:42] <@Fernin> how many creatures do you have in play now?
[19:43] <@Dr_Jeebus> 5
01[19:43] <@Fernin> kiss em goodbye
[19:43] <@Dr_Jeebus> well 6 on my turn, 5 once we go to cleanup
01[19:43] <@Fernin> tap out for Hallowed Burial
[19:43] <@Dr_Jeebus> my karn!!!
01[19:43] <@Fernin> the bane of EDH decks >
[19:43] <@Dr_Jeebus> tap coretapper to put a charge counter on thran dynamo, then sac him to put 2 charge counters on rings of brighthearth
01[19:43] <@Fernin> +1 Ajani to gain 2 life, up to 27
01[19:44] <@Fernin> go ahead
[19:44] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud1
[19:44] <@Dr_Jeebus> er, uud2
[19:45] <@Dr_Jeebus> Salvaging Station
[19:45] <@Dr_Jeebus> tap it to bring back Sol Ring, copy it to bring back Voltaic Key
[19:46] <@Dr_Jeebus> tap sol ring, untap it with key, retap it (3 mana) for Staff of Domination
[19:46] <@Dr_Jeebus> tapped out except desert
[19:46] <@Dr_Jeebus> go ahead
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01[19:46] <@Fernin> UUD3
01[19:47] <@Fernin> tap an SCI to spin the top
[19:48] <M3GA_MAYAN> So who did win the Battle?
01[19:48] <@Fernin> ...play a Secluded Steppe, CiPT
01[19:48] <@Fernin> you got your answer to that earlier, m3ga
[19:48] <@Dr_Jeebus> this is the second one, mega. the first real one
[19:48] <M3GA_MAYAN> oh
[19:48] <M3GA_MAYAN> I hope you win Jeebus
[19:48] <@Dr_Jeebus> I need to go soon though, so if there's any way to pick the pace up (dunno if it's possible)
[19:49] <@Dr_Jeebus> and rematches will be had in the morning
01[19:49] <@Fernin> pop Ajani for a 27/27 Avatar
[19:49] <@Dr_Jeebus> you got 'em
01[19:49] <@Fernin> go ahead
[19:49] <@Dr_Jeebus> eot crypt you
01[19:49] <@Fernin> k
[19:49] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud1
[19:50] <@Dr_Jeebus> tap 7 to draw off the staff and copy it
[19:50] <@Dr_Jeebus> d2
[19:50] <M3GA_MAYAN> I don't even know what you guys are doing in terms of spells :/
01[19:50] <@Fernin> then keep quiet
[19:50] <@Dr_Jeebus> temple of the false god
[19:52] <@Dr_Jeebus> untap thran dynamo with voltaic key, copy the ability and target dyanmo again
[19:52] <@Dr_Jeebus> tap it twice
[19:52] <@Dr_Jeebus> planar portal
[19:52] <@Dr_Jeebus> tapp all but desert for Epochrasite
[19:52] <@Dr_Jeebus> go
01[19:53] <@Fernin> EoT, spin the Top
01[19:53] <@Fernin> UUD3
01[19:53] <@Fernin> swing with my Avatar
[19:54] <@Dr_Jeebus> block with epochrasite
[19:54] <@Dr_Jeebus> he dies, I suspend him
06[19:54] * @Fernin nods.
01[19:54] <@Fernin> go ahead
[19:54] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud1
01[19:54] <@Fernin> end of your draw step, tap the Glasses
[19:54] <@Dr_Jeebus> duplicant
[19:55] <@Dr_Jeebus> tap salvaging station to get the cyrpt back
[19:55] <@Dr_Jeebus> tap dynamo for 3, use it to active the key and copy it, both times targetting the dyanmo so I get 6
[19:55] <@Dr_Jeebus> use that to activate the planar portal and tap sol ring to copy that
[19:55] <@Dr_Jeebus> so tutor for 2 cards
01[19:56] <@Fernin> what I wouldn't give for a Stifle
[19:56] <@Dr_Jeebus> pay 3 for mycosynth golem
01[19:56] <@Fernin> I'll flash in Draining Whelk
[19:56] <@Dr_Jeebus> drop Karn
[19:56] <@Dr_Jeebus> I won't drop karn, lol
[19:57] <@Dr_Jeebus> golem is countered
01[19:57] <@Fernin> here I was thinking I'd get 6 counters from the Duplicant... thanks for 11
[19:57] <@Dr_Jeebus> go ahead
03[19:57] * SevereFlame is now known as SevereFlyAway
01[19:58] <@Fernin> I'll trasnmute Tolaria West
[19:58] <@Dr_Jeebus> for
[19:59] <@Dr_Jeebus> damnit, I really gotta go
01[19:59] <@Fernin> reveal Reflecting Pool
01[19:59] <@Fernin> play it
[19:59] <@Dr_Jeebus> can you leave your cards there for like...80 minutes? lol
01[20:00] <@Fernin> lol... I suppose, sure
[20:00] <@Dr_Jeebus> well, do you have stifle or more counters? lol
01[20:00] <@Fernin> before you go, I'll swing with my 27/27 and my 13/13
[20:00] <@Dr_Jeebus> tap the token
[20:00] <@Dr_Jeebus> with the staff
01[20:00] <@Fernin> k
[20:00] <@Dr_Jeebus> I take 13
01[20:00] <@Fernin> er, dack
01[20:00] <@Fernin> only 12
[20:00] <@Dr_Jeebus> do you have a counter or stifle? if not it's over in loike 2 turns
[20:00] <@Dr_Jeebus> k, so 26
01[20:00] <@Fernin> in hand, no
01[20:00] <@Fernin> upcoming, hard to say
[20:01] <@Dr_Jeebus> next turn I double tutor, get Maze of Ith to neutralize your guys and Mycosynth Lattice. drop lattice
[20:02] <@Dr_Jeebus> your turn you attack, I maze your guy and copy the ability. unless you draw a counter, my turn I drop karn and destory all your land forever
[20:02] <@Dr_Jeebus> no land and your threads are neutralized, meaning GG
01[20:02] <@Fernin> hmm
01[20:02] <@Fernin> next draw, I would've pulled a Drift of Phantasms
01[20:03] <@Fernin> which I would've transmuted for an O-Ring
[20:03] <@Douche> So it looks like Dr_Jeebus is trouble. Will this 80 break help him out? Can Fernin defeat the king nerd? Find out next time on Super Magic Geeks Z!
01[20:03] <@Fernin> probably to remove the Lattice
[20:03] <@Dr_Jeebus> would you have known to o-ring the lattice though?
[20:03] <@Dr_Jeebus> you don't think you would've gone for the rings or staff?
01[20:03] <@Fernin> on your turn, you would've played the Lattice
[20:03] <@Dr_Jeebus> or portal
01[20:04] <@Fernin> eh, your deck had me outclassed from the beginning anyway... you would've beaten me down eventually somehow
01[20:04] <@Fernin> good game
01[20:04] <@Fernin> I'll concede at this point
[20:04] <@Dr_Jeebus> thanks, and you too
[20:04] <@Dr_Jeebus> we'll play again tomorrow
01[20:04] <@Fernin> rather than leaving it as is for 80 minutes, since we both know what's coming up
02[20:04] * @Dr_Jeebus (~yhiselamu@lap.ee) Quit (Quit: #yhiselamu | www.yhiselamu.ee)
[20:04] <@Douche> BOOOO!!!!
[20:05] <Bobshot> aw
[20:07] <Bobshot> Well, like hell I'm leaving++
03[20:08] * @Douche (~yhiselamu@lap.ee) has left #JeebusVsFernin
[20:18] <Spehornoob> WAIT I WANNA PLAY!
[20:18] <Spehornoob> PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!
[20:25] <SevereFlyAway> Wait wait.
[20:25] <SevereFlyAway> Is it done ALREADY?
01[20:26] <@Fernin> yep

Well, the rematches went well, we managed to play three games. Lengthy log time!

01[11:43] <@Fernin> !random 1 20
[11:43] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 11
[11:44] <@Dr_Jeebus> !random 1 20
[11:44] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 5
[11:44] <@Dr_Jeebus> I'll draw
[11:44] <@Dr_Jeebus> shuffling...
01[11:45] <@Fernin> d7... I'll keep
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[11:46] <@Dr_Jeebus> d7
01[11:46] <@Fernin> hey Spehor
[11:46] <Spehornoob> Fuck my internet. And Hi.
[11:46] <@Dr_Jeebus> mull
01[11:46] <@Fernin> heh, still having problems?
[11:46] <Spehornoob> It's a college dorm, when a whole bunch of people are on, everything gets fucked. That's my theory at least.
01[11:47] <@Fernin> yeah, that'll do it
[11:47] <@Dr_Jeebus> d6
[11:48] <Spehornoob> Also, fuck trig integrals.
[11:48] <@Dr_Jeebus> keep
[11:49] <@Dr_Jeebus> go ahead
01[11:49] <@Fernin> UU7, drop Vivid Marsh tapped, go ahead
[11:51] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud7
[11:51] <@Dr_Jeebus> Swamp
01[11:51] <@Fernin> oh, nearly forgot... do you ever use anything besides the web client, Jeebus?
01[11:52] <@Fernin> GPF wants me to put you on the bot's own op list, but I think it'd get confused with the web client's address
[11:52] <@Dr_Jeebus> nope
01[11:52] <@Fernin> we think it'd end up opping everyone who comes on from the web client, instead of just you
[11:53] <@Dr_Jeebus> ah
[11:53] <@Dr_Jeebus> probably
[11:53] <@Dr_Jeebus> but go ahead
01[11:54] <@Fernin> UUD7
01[11:54] <@Fernin> Fetid Heath, go ahead
[11:54] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud7
[11:54] <@Dr_Jeebus> twilight mire
[11:54] <@Dr_Jeebus> fog of gnats
[11:55] <@Dr_Jeebus> oh, go
[11:55] <@Dr_Jeebus> oops
01[11:56] <@Fernin> hehe
01[11:56] <@Fernin> UUD7
01[11:56] <@Fernin> Vivid Marsh, tapped
01[11:56] <@Fernin> go ahead
[11:56] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud6
[11:57] <@Dr_Jeebus> tap twilight mire and play Rupture Spire
[11:57] <@Dr_Jeebus> swing with the gnats
01[11:57] <@Fernin> k, 19
[11:57] <@Dr_Jeebus> go
01[11:57] <@Fernin> UUD7
01[11:57] <@Fernin> Sunken Ruins
01[11:58] <@Fernin> tap a Marsh for black, filter it to a blue and a black, filter that black into a white and a black... and tap the other Marsh... play Zur the Enchanter
01[11:58] <@Fernin> go ahead
[11:58] <@Dr_Jeebus> so that's how it's gonna be
[11:58] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud6
[11:59] <@Dr_Jeebus> tainted wood
[11:59] <@Dr_Jeebus> Door of Destinies
[11:59] <@Dr_Jeebus> naming insects, obviously
[11:59] <@Dr_Jeebus> go
01[11:59] <@Fernin> UUD6
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01[12:00] <@Fernin> tap 3 for Shielding Plax, leaving a Marsh open
01[12:00] <@Fernin> draw a card from the trigger
01[12:01] <@Fernin> I'll swing with Zur, using his trigger to search out a Steel of the Godhead, attach it to him
[12:01] <@Dr_Jeebus> 17
01[12:01] <@Fernin> I'm up to 22, go ahead
[12:01] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud5
[12:01] <@Dr_Jeebus> tap out for fog of nats and nantuko shade, door gets 2 counters
[12:01] <@Dr_Jeebus> swing for 3
01[12:02] <@Fernin> k, back down to 19
[12:02] <@Dr_Jeebus> go
01[12:02] <@Fernin> UUD7
01[12:03] <@Fernin> tap 3, leaving a Marsh open, drop another Steel of the Godhead on Zur
01[12:03] <@Fernin> swing with him, searching out a Daybreak Coronet
01[12:04] <@Fernin> he's up to an 8/11
01[12:04] <@Fernin> triple lifelink
[12:04] <@Dr_Jeebus> scoop
06[12:04] * @Fernin nods.
[12:04] <@Dr_Jeebus> that was too slow a start for me, and I don't think I even have an answer for creatures in here, lol
[12:05] <@Dr_Jeebus> I'll play first
[12:05] <@Dr_Jeebus> d7
[12:05] <@Dr_Jeebus> keep
01[12:06] <@Fernin> same, keep
[12:06] <@Dr_Jeebus> swamp, go
01[12:06] <@Fernin> UUD8
01[12:06] <@Fernin> Mystic Gate, go
[12:08] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud7
[12:08] <@Dr_Jeebus> tained wood
[12:08] <@Dr_Jeebus> Brood of Cockroaches
[12:08] <@Dr_Jeebus> go
01[12:08] <@Fernin> hm... bad thing about playing such a short game... I have a card in this deck that's really only useful when I know more of your deck
01[12:08] <@Fernin> UUD8
[12:08] <@Dr_Jeebus> only if you're playing it wrong
01[12:08] <@Fernin> Reflecting Pool
01[12:09] <@Fernin> go ahead
[12:09] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud6
[12:09] <@Dr_Jeebus> swing for 1
01[12:09] <@Fernin> you say that as if you know which card I mean when I say that
01[12:09] <@Fernin> 19
[12:09] <@Dr_Jeebus> You mean Runed Halo
[12:09] <@Dr_Jeebus> play a morph
[12:09] <@Dr_Jeebus> go
01[12:10] <@Fernin> hah... what are you, psychic?
01[12:10] <@Fernin> UUD8
01[12:10] <@Fernin> drop a Sunken Ruins
[12:10] <@Dr_Jeebus> nope, I thought about building a Zur deck before, and the deck I designed for states last year had 4x Runed Halo main deck
01[12:10] <@Fernin> tap out to Wizardcycle Vedalken Aethermage
[12:10] <@Dr_Jeebus> cycling bastard!
01[12:11] <@Fernin> revealing Zur
01[12:11] <@Fernin> shuffling, go ahead
[12:11] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud5
[12:11] <@Dr_Jeebus> swamp
[12:11] <@Dr_Jeebus> swing for 3
01[12:11] <@Fernin> 16
[12:12] <@Dr_Jeebus> tap out for Fog of Gnats and Nantuko Shade
[12:12] <@Dr_Jeebus> go
01[12:12] <@Fernin> UUD8
01[12:13] <@Fernin> Mystic Gate, tap out for Zur
01[12:13] <@Fernin> go ahead
[12:15] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud3
[12:15] <@Dr_Jeebus> swamp
[12:16] <@Dr_Jeebus> swing with all (fog of gnats, shade, brood of cockroaches, and morph
01[12:16] <@Fernin> hm, I'll block the brood
01[12:16] <@Fernin> taking 3, plus however much you pump the shade
[12:17] <@Dr_Jeebus> hmmm
[12:17] <@Dr_Jeebus> taking 5 plus what I pump
01[12:17] <@Fernin> hm?
[12:18] <@Dr_Jeebus> shade is 2/1, fog is 1/1, morph is 2/2
01[12:18] <@Fernin> ah, well, I wasn't counting the shade at the time
[12:18] <@Dr_Jeebus> take 5
01[12:18] <@Fernin> 11
[12:18] <@Dr_Jeebus> I'll pay 5 to morph Bane of the Living for 3
[12:19] <@Dr_Jeebus> everything dies
01[12:19] <@Fernin> yep
[12:19] <@Dr_Jeebus> eot I go to 19 and brood goes back to my hand
[12:19] <@Dr_Jeebus> go ahead
01[12:20] <@Fernin> UUD7
01[12:20] <@Fernin> drop a Vivid Marsh tapped
01[12:20] <@Fernin> go ahead
[12:21] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud4
[12:22] <@Dr_Jeebus> swarmyard
[12:22] <@Dr_Jeebus> brood of cockcroaches, carrion beetles, go
[12:22] <@Dr_Jeebus> I type too fast for IRC. I keep typing stuff and it's not sending, lol
01[12:22] <@Fernin> lol
01[12:23] <@Fernin> that's the webclient for ya
01[12:23] <@Fernin> UUD7
01[12:23] <@Fernin> tap 4 for Zur
01[12:23] <@Fernin> go ahead
[12:24] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud2scoop
[12:24] <@Dr_Jeebus> I'm out of gas
[12:24] <@Dr_Jeebus> I needed to be able to kill Zur without losing mine
[12:24] <@Dr_Jeebus> I'm gonna switch decks, wanna do 1 quick one before I have to leave for lunch?
01[12:24] <@Fernin> sure
[12:24] <@Dr_Jeebus> !random 1 20
[12:24] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 14
01[12:24] <@Fernin> !random 1 20
[12:24] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 13
[12:24] <@Dr_Jeebus> play
01[12:25] <@Fernin> you mind if I switch decks, too?
[12:25] <@Dr_Jeebus> sure
01[12:25] <@Fernin> switching to my potentially fastest deck
01[12:26] <@Fernin> actually... no, nevermind
01[12:26] <@Fernin> this one'll work instead
[12:26] <@Dr_Jeebus> d7
[12:26] <@Dr_Jeebus> keep
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[12:27] <ToG> Hai gaiz.
01[12:27] <@Fernin> hm, I'll keep
01[12:27] <@Fernin> hey ToG
[12:27] <ToG> Sup?
01[12:27] <@Fernin> just playing a quick game of Magic
[12:27] <@Dr_Jeebus> Flooded Strand
[12:28] <@Dr_Jeebus> sac (19) to get Tropical Island
[12:28] <@Dr_Jeebus> tap for Sleight of Hand
[12:28] <@Dr_Jeebus> btw, this will be this deck's last game ever before I disassemble it, lol
01[12:28] <@Fernin> hehe
[12:28] <@Dr_Jeebus> go
[12:28] <@Dr_Jeebus> wow, I sleighted into the exact card I wanted! lol
01[12:28] <@Fernin> UUD8
01[12:28] <@Fernin> Polluted Delta
01[12:29] <@Fernin> sac (19) to get an Island
01[12:29] <@Fernin> Ornithopter
01[12:29] <@Fernin> go ahead
[12:29] <@Dr_Jeebus> oh, you did switch decks
[12:29] <@Dr_Jeebus> I thought you said you didn't, lol
[12:29] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud7
01[12:29] <@Fernin> hehe... the nevermind was to which deck I was gonna switch to
[12:30] <@Dr_Jeebus> Gemstone Mine
[12:30] <@Dr_Jeebus> Oath of Druids
[12:30] <@Dr_Jeebus> go
01[12:30] <@Fernin> ahh... that must've been the card you Sleighted into
[12:30] <@Dr_Jeebus> nope
[12:30] <@Dr_Jeebus> it was Forbidden Orchard. I figured you were still playing Zur so I didn't think you'd have creatures, lol
01[12:31] <@Fernin> UUD7
01[12:31] <@Fernin> Polluted Delta, sac (1 to grab a Swamp
01[12:31] <@Fernin> tap out for courier's Capsule
01[12:31] <@Fernin> go ahead
[12:32] <@Dr_Jeebus> UU activate oath of druids
[12:33] <@Dr_Jeebus> chrome mox, replenish, careful study, volcanic island, polluted delta, tundra, decree of silence, glorious antghem, nether void, Eternal Witness
[12:34] <@Dr_Jeebus> when the Witness comes into play I'll return Replenish to my hand
[12:34] <@Dr_Jeebus> d7
[12:34] <@Dr_Jeebus> forbidden orchard
[12:34] <@Dr_Jeebus> tap trop island and gemstone mine for Goblin Bombardment
[12:35] <@Dr_Jeebus> go
01[12:35] <@Fernin> UUD6
01[12:35] <@Fernin> Academy Ruins
01[12:35] <@Fernin> tap 2 for Cranial Plating
01[12:36] <@Fernin> tap 1 to equip it
01[12:36] <@Fernin> swing for 3
[12:36] <@Dr_Jeebus> 16
01[12:36] <@Fernin> go ahead
[12:36] <@Dr_Jeebus> eot sac the witness to bombardment to do 1 to you
[12:36] <@Dr_Jeebus> uu activate oath
[12:36] <@Dr_Jeebus> ivory mask
[12:37] <@Dr_Jeebus> polluted delta, fdlooded strand, oath of druids, primal rage, phyrexian reclaimation
[12:37] <@Dr_Jeebus> dark ritual, crop rotation, forbidde3n orchard, savannah, demoniuc tutor, sleigh of hand, taiga, eternal witness
[12:39] <@Dr_Jeebus> return demonic tutor to my hand
[12:39] <@Dr_Jeebus> d7
[12:39] <@Dr_Jeebus> badlands
[12:39] <@Dr_Jeebus> demonict tutor
[12:40] <@Dr_Jeebus> go
01[12:41] <@Fernin> UUD5
01[12:42] <@Fernin> tap out for Master of Etherium
01[12:42] <@Fernin> swing for 5
[12:42] <@Dr_Jeebus> 11
01[12:42] <@Fernin> go ahead
[12:42] <@Dr_Jeebus> eot tap forbidden orchard for enlightened tutor (you get a guy)
[12:43] <@Dr_Jeebus> put opalescence on top of my library
[12:43] <@Dr_Jeebus> uu trigger oath of druids
[12:44] <@Dr_Jeebus> opalescence bloodstained mire, gemstone mine, opalescence, plateau, polluted delta, careful study, gaea's anthem, flooded strand, brainstorm, sol ring, replenish, priviledged position, mox sapphire, mox diamond,
[12:44] <@Dr_Jeebus> glorious anthem, forbidden orchard, fires of yavimaya, ivory mask,
[12:44] <@Dr_Jeebus> umm....it's 34 more cards
01[12:44] <@Fernin> lol
01[12:45] <@Fernin> I have to say, this is the niftiest Oath deck I've seen yet...
[12:45] <@Dr_Jeebus> I hit eternal witness, bring back careful study
01[12:45] <@Fernin> most just do boring things like pack a single Darksteel Colossus
[12:45] <@Dr_Jeebus> drop horizon canopy
[12:45] <@Dr_Jeebus> tap out (go to 10, lose gemstone mine)
[12:45] <@Dr_Jeebus> careful study
[12:45] <@Dr_Jeebus> d2, discard mirari's wake and gaea's antghem
[12:45] <@Dr_Jeebus> swing with an enormous army
[12:46] <ToG> Did somebody win yet?
01[12:46] <@Fernin> ...looks like he just did
[12:46] <ToG> !random F J
[12:46] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 J
[12:46] <ToG> Jeebus wins.
[12:46] <ToG> We're done here.
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[12:46] <@Dr_Jeebus> oh, and there were multiple oblivion rings, so I 'll RGF YOUR BLOCKERS, lol
[12:46] <@Dr_Jeebus> oops, didnt mean to do caps
[12:46] <@Dr_Jeebus> back at like 2:30
[12:46] <@Dr_Jeebus> gtg
02[12:46] * @Dr_Jeebus (~yhiselamu@lap.ee) Quit (Quit: #yhiselamu | www.yhiselamu.ee)
[12:47] <@GPFontaine> do I smell that bad?

More lengthy logs! Here's Jeebus vs Fred...

06[15:05] * GPFontaine slaps Jeebus in the face with a flick of his wrist using a pearl white glove.
[15:05] <@Dr_Jeebus> alright, Fred
[15:05] <GPFontaine> I challenge you to a duel.
[15:05] <@Dr_Jeebus> are you ready for the fucking craziest match ever?
[15:05] <AKAFred> !random 1 20
[15:05] <Lexiabot9000> 5 10
[15:05] <AKAFred> sure
[15:05] <@Dr_Jeebus> sorry, GP, Fred already did
[15:05] <@Dr_Jeebus> !random 1 20
[15:05] <Lexiabot9000> 5 17
[15:05] <@Dr_Jeebus> I'll play
[15:06] <@Dr_Jeebus> you shouldn't have rolled a spindown :-p
[15:06] <@Dr_Jeebus> I prefer rolling
[15:06] <@Dr_Jeebus> !random 2 6
[15:06] <Lexiabot9000> 5 3
[15:06] <GPFontaine> I was just fooling around, I don't know how to play and don't have a deck
[15:06] <@Dr_Jeebus> er...figured that'd give me 2 numbers,...
[15:06] <@Dr_Jeebus> nm
[15:06] <@Dr_Jeebus> alright, shuffling
[15:06] <AKAFred> !random 1 6
[15:06] <Lexiabot9000> 5 6
[15:06] <AKAFred> !random 1 6
[15:06] <Lexiabot9000> 5 5
01[15:06] <Fernin> well, you can do !roll
[15:06] <AKAFred> 11! woo
01[15:06] <Fernin> !roll
[15:06] <Lexiabot9000> 5Sorry, I've lost the privilege to speak. Try again later when I've been reactivated.
01[15:07] <Fernin> ...er, I guess you can't do !roll
[15:07] <@Dr_Jeebus> er?
[15:07] <@Dr_Jeebus> !random 1 2
[15:07] <Lexiabot9000> 5 1
[15:07] <@Dr_Jeebus> !random 1 2
[15:07] <Lexiabot9000> 5 1
[15:07] <@Dr_Jeebus> !random 1 23
[15:07] <Lexiabot9000> 5 1
[15:07] <@Dr_Jeebus> lol
[15:07] <AKAFred> nice
[15:07] <@Dr_Jeebus> !random 1 2
[15:07] <Lexiabot9000> 5 1
[15:07] <@Dr_Jeebus> wtf, it WILL roll 2, right?
[15:07] <AKAFred> yeah
[15:08] <AKAFred> actually last time I was using it it had preferred 2
[15:08] <@Dr_Jeebus> so heads and tails becomes odd and even then?
[15:08] <AKAFred> pretty much
[15:08] <AKAFred> i call 1 or 2 and then do !random 1 2
[15:08] <@Dr_Jeebus> alright
[15:08] <@Dr_Jeebus> d7
[15:09] <AKAFred> if youd prefer a better randomness though i could do !random 1 10 and call odd/even - still the same odds just better for the RNG
[15:09] <@Dr_Jeebus> I'll do !random 1 100
[15:09] <@Dr_Jeebus> keep
[15:09] <UsaSatsui> Could you get an actual coin flip in there somehow, Fernin?
[15:09] <AKAFred> ill keep as well
01[15:09] <Fernin> if I did, it'd be exactly the same as !random 1 2
[15:10] <@Dr_Jeebus> mountain
[15:10] <@Dr_Jeebus> go
[15:10] <AKAFred> same, go
[15:10] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud7
[15:10] <@Dr_Jeebus> island
[15:10] <@Dr_Jeebus> Krark's Thumb
[15:10] <@Dr_Jeebus> go
[15:10] <@Dr_Jeebus> YOU THINK WE DON'T HAVE COIN FLIP DECKS IN THE SUBURBS, BITCH?
[15:10] <@Dr_Jeebus> lol
[15:11] <AKAFred> academy ruins, krarks thumb
[15:11] <AKAFred> they both die, go
[15:11] <@Dr_Jeebus> fuck, I should play the ruins
[15:11] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud6
[15:11] <AKAFred> hehe yeah its really helpful
[15:11] <UsaSatsui> Hehehe
[15:11] <@Dr_Jeebus> gamble
[15:12] <AKAFred> gamble?
[15:12] <@Dr_Jeebus> R, Sorcery: Demonic tutor. Discard a card at random
[15:12] <AKAFred> yep just opened gatherer... nifty
[15:12] <@Dr_Jeebus> !random 1 6
[15:12] <Lexiabot9000> 5 3
[15:13] <@Dr_Jeebus> discard Puppet's Verdict
[15:13] <@Dr_Jeebus> Izzet Boilerworks, bounce the tapped mountain
[15:13] <UsaSatsui> Probably a good idea to have Gatererup while playing these
[15:13] <AKAFred> yeah i got it open now
[15:13] <@Dr_Jeebus> I am gatherer
[15:14] <@Dr_Jeebus> go
[15:14] <AKAFred> island, use academy ruins to put thumb on top
[15:14] <AKAFred> go ahead
[15:14] <AKAFred> 6 cards in hand
[15:15] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud6
[15:15] <@Dr_Jeebus> mountain
[15:15] <@Dr_Jeebus> Bottle of Suleiman
[15:15] <@Dr_Jeebus> go
[15:15] <@Dr_Jeebus> I've already lost this cause of the academy
[15:15] <@Dr_Jeebus> I guess I should've played another deck, lol
[15:15] <AKAFred> hmm nice
[15:15] <AKAFred> i considered that one
[15:15] <@Dr_Jeebus> it's in there cause I have an AN one
[15:15] <@Dr_Jeebus> lol
[15:16] <AKAFred> mountain, krarks thumb, 5 cards in hand, go ahead
[15:16] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud5
[15:16] <@Dr_Jeebus> goblin psychopath
[15:16] <@Dr_Jeebus> that one's terrible and shouldn't be in here
[15:16] <@Dr_Jeebus> lol
[15:16] <AKAFred> ouch
[15:16] <@Dr_Jeebus> go
[15:16] <AKAFred> yeah i remember seeing that
[15:17] <AKAFred> mountain
[15:17] <AKAFred> squee's revenge
[15:17] <AKAFred> ill go with 2 flips
[15:18] <AKAFred> first set of flips, ill call 2
[15:18] <AKAFred> how are we doing this again? 1 100 call even or odd?
[15:18] <@Dr_Jeebus> I flip
[15:18] <@Dr_Jeebus> call odd or even
[15:18] <AKAFred> ok
[15:18] <AKAFred> even
[15:18] <@Dr_Jeebus> !random 1 100
[15:18] <Lexiabot9000> 5 27
[15:18] <@Dr_Jeebus> reflip:
[15:18] <@Dr_Jeebus> ...reflip odd or even?
[15:19] <AKAFred> its the same call still
[15:19] <@Dr_Jeebus> doesn't have to be
[15:19] <AKAFred> you flip 2 coins at once with the thumb
[15:19] <AKAFred> MTG online has you call heads or tails and flip all coins at once
[15:19] <@Dr_Jeebus> MTGO is often wrong, but k
[15:19] <@Dr_Jeebus> !random 1 100
[15:19] <Lexiabot9000> 5 22
[15:19] <AKAFred> woot!
[15:19] <@Dr_Jeebus> second flip, odd or even
[15:19] <AKAFred> even again
[15:19] <@Dr_Jeebus> !random 1 100
[15:19] <Lexiabot9000> 5 33
[15:19] <@Dr_Jeebus> !random 1 100
[15:19] <Lexiabot9000> 5 87
[15:19] <AKAFred> damn
[15:19] <@Dr_Jeebus> boo-ya!
[15:19] <AKAFred> go ahead
[15:20] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud5
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[15:20] <AKAFred> *bows* Good day, lady
[15:20] <@Dr_Jeebus> crack the bottle
[15:20] <@Dr_Jeebus> hey, Hawk
[15:20] <@Dr_Jeebus> odd or even
[15:20] <AKAFred> odd
[15:20] <SoldierHawk> Hey Dr J
[15:20] <@Dr_Jeebus> !random 1 100
[15:20] <Lexiabot9000> 5 91
[15:20] <@Dr_Jeebus> 15
[15:20] <@Dr_Jeebus> swing with the psychopath
[15:20] <@Dr_Jeebus> odd or even
[15:20] <SoldierHawk> Hi Fred
[15:20] <AKAFred> even
[15:20] <@Dr_Jeebus> !random 1 100
[15:20] <Lexiabot9000> 5 40
[15:20] <@Dr_Jeebus> 10
[15:20] <@Dr_Jeebus> scoop
[15:20] <@Dr_Jeebus> lol
[15:20] <AKAFred> lol
[15:21] <@Dr_Jeebus> let's try again
[15:21] <AKAFred> before you scoop
[15:21] <AKAFred> wanna play Game of Chaos?
[15:21] <@Dr_Jeebus> I didn't put academy in here, so it's over, lol
[15:21] <AKAFred> it's my next card :-p
[15:21] <@Dr_Jeebus> I was holding one, lol
[15:21] <@Dr_Jeebus> couldn't get RRR
[15:21] <AKAFred> hehe i have it as a one of in here just for fun
[15:22] <@Dr_Jeebus> What do you wanna play against Fred, my Karn EDH, Karona EDH deck, Taniwha EDH deck, Serra Avatar Deck, standard deck, blue/black control deck, elf deck, foil deck, planeswalker deck, or "I for one welcome our new insect overlords"?
[15:22] <AKAFred> !random 1 10
[15:22] <Lexiabot9000> 5 2
[15:22] <AKAFred> Karona it is
[15:22] <@Dr_Jeebus> alright, 1 sec
[15:23] <@Dr_Jeebus> gotta go grab it and make sure it's 100 cards
[15:23] <@Dr_Jeebus> do you have an EDH deck, or am I shuffling Karona in?
[15:23] <AKAFred> I only own 1 deck
[15:23] <AKAFred> My goblin and elemental decks have gone missing
[15:23] <@Dr_Jeebus> ouch
[15:23] <@Dr_Jeebus> k, 1 minute
[15:24] <UsaSatsui> Karona
[15:24] <UsaSatsui> That makes me curious
[15:28] <@Dr_Jeebus> back
[15:29] <@Dr_Jeebus> sorry, I had apparently removed 10 lands from it for other decks
[15:29] <@Dr_Jeebus> which would be bad
[15:29] <@Dr_Jeebus> !random 1 20
[15:29] <Lexiabot9000> 5 5
[15:29] <AKAFred> !ramdom 1 20
[15:29] <AKAFred> !random 1 20
[15:29] <Lexiabot9000> 5 18
[15:29] <AKAFred> woot scimitar! confirming crit...
[15:29] <AKAFred> !random 1 20
[15:29] <Lexiabot9000> 5 13
[15:30] <@Dr_Jeebus> ?
[15:30] <UsaSatsui> D7D
[15:30] <UsaSatsui> D&D
[15:30] <AKAFred> Me being silly... 18-20 is the crit range on a scimitar in D&D
[15:30] <@Dr_Jeebus> oh
[15:30] <@Dr_Jeebus> in myt day it was only a 20
[15:30] <SoldierHawk> Ahahaha
[15:31] <@Dr_Jeebus> 18-20 only mattered with a Vorpal Blade
[15:31] <@Dr_Jeebus> d7
[15:31] <@Dr_Jeebus> 18-19 cut off a limp, 20 cut off the head
[15:31] <@Dr_Jeebus> maybe 18-19, I forget
[15:31] <AKAFred> ugh mulligan
[15:31] <AKAFred> we playing casual rules or do i draw 6?
[15:31] <@Dr_Jeebus> draw 7
[15:31] <@Dr_Jeebus> cause I'm muling too
[15:32] <@Dr_Jeebus> mulling*
[15:32] <AKAFred> ok i got a hand ill keep
[15:32] <UsaSatsui> Is that tourney rules? If both players mull, you draw up to ?
[15:32] <AKAFred> yeah
[15:32] <@Dr_Jeebus> no
[15:32] <UsaSatsui> Thought not
[15:32] <AKAFred> in tourney if both agree to a double mulligan
[15:32] <AKAFred> you can draw 7
[15:33] <@Dr_Jeebus> no
[15:33] <@Dr_Jeebus> that's cheating
[15:33] <AKAFred> really? i thought there was a rule about that
[15:33] <UsaSatsui> Around here the general rule is free mulligans so long as you're not pulling for a better hand.
[15:33] <@Dr_Jeebus> nope
[15:33] <AKAFred> yeah, i had a no land hand which is why i mulliganed
[15:33] <UsaSatsui> If you have a playable hand, play it
[15:33] <@Dr_Jeebus> keep
[15:33] <@Dr_Jeebus> in tournaments player 1 does all their mulligans, then player 2 does all theirs
[15:34] <AKAFred> ok... island, go ahead
[15:34] <@Dr_Jeebus> in order for them both to draw 7 if they mulligan, they must declare the game a draw and record it as such after the match, because that effects tiebreakers
[15:34] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud8
[15:34] <@Dr_Jeebus> booded bastion
[15:34] <@Dr_Jeebus> go
[15:34] <@Dr_Jeebus> btw, I'm a judge so I don't look kinda on schenanigans like that, lol
[15:34] <AKAFred> i cant find a card called that
[15:34] <AKAFred> what is it?
[15:35] <@Dr_Jeebus> wooded bastion
[15:35] <@Dr_Jeebus> sorry
[15:35] <@Dr_Jeebus> g/w filter land
[15:35] <AKAFred> ahh
[15:35] <@Dr_Jeebus> go
[15:35] <AKAFred> island, krarks thumb, 5 in hand
[15:35] <AKAFred> go ahead
[15:35] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud8
[15:36] <@Dr_Jeebus> cascade bluffs
[15:36] <@Dr_Jeebus> simic signet
[15:36] <@Dr_Jeebus> go
[15:36] <AKAFred> mountain, planar chaos
[15:36] <AKAFred> go ahead
[15:37] <@Dr_Jeebus> god damnit you
[15:37] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud7
[15:37] <AKAFred> a red enchantment that counters spells... what?
[15:37] <@Dr_Jeebus> scrubland
[15:37] <UsaSatsui> Hah!
[15:37] <@Dr_Jeebus> go
[15:37] <AKAFred> upkeep
[15:37] <AKAFred> i call even
[15:37] <@Dr_Jeebus> !random 1 100
[15:37] <Lexiabot9000> 5 83
[15:38] <@Dr_Jeebus> !random 1 100
[15:38] <Lexiabot9000> 5 64
[15:38] <AKAFred> it lives
[15:38] <UsaSatsui> Thumb out?
[15:38] <AKAFred> yes
[15:38] <@Dr_Jeebus> yea
[15:38] <AKAFred> turn two thumb, turn 3 planar chaos
06[15:38] * UsaSatsui is only half paying attention.
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[15:38] <@Dr_Jeebus> turn 4...?
[15:38] <@Dr_Jeebus> lol
[15:38] <AKAFred> compulsive research on myself
[15:38] <@Dr_Jeebus> odd or even
[15:38] <AKAFred> i call odd
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[15:38] <@Dr_Jeebus> !random 1 100
[15:38] <Lexiabot9000> 5 89
[15:38] <Will_Smith> Aww Helll Naw
[15:38] <AKAFred> woot
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[15:39] <AKAFred> i discard a compulsive research and a crazed firecat
[15:39] <AKAFred> and play a boilerworks returning an island
[15:39] <AKAFred> go ahead
[15:39] <@Dr_Jeebus> eot putrefy Krark's Thumb
[15:39] <@Dr_Jeebus> call it
[15:40] <AKAFred> even
[15:40] <@Dr_Jeebus> !random 1 100
[15:40] <Lexiabot9000> 5 93
[15:40] <@Dr_Jeebus> bye thumb
[15:40] <AKAFred> *waves* ill miss you!
[15:40] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud6
[15:40] <@Dr_Jeebus> Graven Cairns
[15:40] <@Dr_Jeebus> go
[15:40] <AKAFred> upkeep i call even
[15:40] <@Dr_Jeebus> !random 1 100
[15:40] <Lexiabot9000> 5 72
[15:40] <AKAFred> damn
[15:41] <@Dr_Jeebus> lol
[15:41] <@Dr_Jeebus> see? not so fun having it there anymore, is it?
[15:41] <SoldierHawk> hahaha
[15:41] <AKAFred> *shrugs* still messes with you so why not?
[15:41] <AKAFred> i play an island, go ahead
[15:41] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud6
[15:42] <@Dr_Jeebus> dragon whelp
[15:42] <@Dr_Jeebus> call it
[15:42] <AKAFred> odd
[15:42] <@Dr_Jeebus> !random 1 100
[15:42] <Lexiabot9000> 5 10
[15:42] <@Dr_Jeebus> lives!
[15:42] <AKAFred> hurrah baby dagron!
[15:42] <@Dr_Jeebus> go
[15:42] <AKAFred> upkeep, i call odd
[15:42] <@Dr_Jeebus> it's more of a dragon than you'll ever be, bitch
[15:42] <@Dr_Jeebus> !random 1 100
[15:42] <Lexiabot9000> 5 78
[15:42] <AKAFred> YES
[15:42] <@Dr_Jeebus> mirror gallery? lol
[15:43] <AKAFred> no chaos died
[15:43] <AKAFred> but i may have a gallery in hand
[15:43] <@Dr_Jeebus> I was predicting your play for the turn
[15:43] <AKAFred> compulsive research
[15:43] <@Dr_Jeebus> sorry, I tend to call out spells before my opponents play them
[15:43] <@Dr_Jeebus> just ask Fernin about his Runed Halos, lol
01[15:44] <Fernin> hehe... I was holding onto it throughout the second game, Jeebus
[15:44] <AKAFred> discard chance encounter and karplusan minotaur
[15:44] <AKAFred> play an izzet boilerworks bouncing an island
[15:44] <AKAFred> go ahead
01[15:44] <Fernin> I was scared you'd have something worth getting named, like a Nantuko Husk, didn't want to waste it on the Shade
[15:44] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud6
[15:44] <@Dr_Jeebus> you need to be aggressive with Runed Halo
[15:45] <@Dr_Jeebus> swing with the whelp
[15:45] <AKAFred> i take how much?
[15:45] <@Dr_Jeebus> 2
[15:45] <AKAFred> 18
[15:45] <@Dr_Jeebus> ORzhov Signet
[15:45] <@Dr_Jeebus> tap out top activate the two signets for WBGU, Etched Oracle with sunburst of 4
[15:46] <@Dr_Jeebus> go
[15:46] <AKAFred> mountain
[15:46] <AKAFred> niz-mivvet
[15:46] <UsaSatsui> Jeebus, when you have a second, could you please de-sticky the Syd/LS battle and sticky the Ice/Hacker one?
[15:46] <@Dr_Jeebus> k
[15:46] <AKAFred> go ahead
[15:47] <UsaSatsui> ty
[15:47] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud5
[15:47] <@Dr_Jeebus> swing with dragon whelp and oracle
[15:47] <AKAFred> hmm... to block or not to block...
[15:48] <UsaSatsui> (Z–>)90º – (E–N²W)90ºt = 1
[15:48] <AKAFred> eh lets go risky
[15:48] <AKAFred> i take it
[15:48] <@Dr_Jeebus> take 6
[15:48] <AKAFred> 12
[15:48] <@Dr_Jeebus> Cryptic Gateway
[15:49] <@Dr_Jeebus> go
[15:49] <AKAFred> draw card...
[15:49] <AKAFred> whelp takes 1
[15:49] <@Dr_Jeebus> k
[15:49] <AKAFred> tap niv to draw another card
[15:49] <AKAFred> whelp takes 1
[15:49] <@Dr_Jeebus> k
[15:50] <@Dr_Jeebus> pass turn? lol
[15:50] <AKAFred> karplusan minotaur, followed by planar chaos, and then play a mountain
[15:50] <AKAFred> go ahead
[15:51] <@Dr_Jeebus> what does the minotaur do?
[15:51] <AKAFred> cum upkeep flip a coin
[15:51] <AKAFred> when i win a flip i deal 1 to a target
[15:51] <AKAFred> when i lose target opponent deals 1 to a darken
[15:51] <@Dr_Jeebus> k
[15:51] <AKAFred> to a target
[15:51] <@Dr_Jeebus> uud5
[15:51] <AKAFred> dont ask what happened to my fingers on that word, i dunno
[15:52] <@Dr_Jeebus> swing with the whelp and oracel
[15:52] <AKAFred> block the oracle with minotaur
[15:52] <AKAFred> minotaur is only a 3/3
[15:52] <@Dr_Jeebus> k, pump dragon twice
[15:52] <@Dr_Jeebus> take 4
[15:52] <AKAFred> 8
[15:52] <@Dr_Jeebus> go
[15:52] <AKAFred> upkeep, i call odd
[15:53] <@Dr_Jeebus> !random 1 100
[15:53] <Lexiabot9000> 5 42
[15:54] <AKAFred> YES
[15:54] <@Dr_Jeebus> fixed the stickies, USa
[15:54] <UsaSatsui> ty jeebus
[15:54] <AKAFred> i draw, whelp takes 1
[15:54] <AKAFred> tap niv to draw
[15:54] <AKAFred> whelp takes 1
[15:54] <@Dr_Jeebus> lol, I love how you play it, yet you want it to die
[15:55] <AKAFred> it's a stall
[15:55] <AKAFred> just in case you had something that would screw me
[15:55] <AKAFred> but this play right here is gonna call whether or not i have a chance to win this
[15:55] <AKAFred> play a mountain
[15:55] <AKAFred> play a krarks thumb
[15:55] <AKAFred> game of chaos time
[15:55] <@Dr_Jeebus> k
[15:55] <@Dr_Jeebus> btw, cards in hand?
[15:56] <AKAFred> 2 left in hand
[15:56] <@Dr_Jeebus> call it
[15:56] <AKAFred> odd
[15:56] <@Dr_Jeebus> !random 1 100
[15:56] <Lexiabot9000> 5 96
[15:56] <@Dr_Jeebus> !random 1 100
[15:56] <Lexiabot9000> 5 62
[15:56] <@Dr_Jeebus> 21
[15:56] <AKAFred> wanna go round 2? :-p
[15:56] <@Dr_Jeebus> funny guy
[15:56] <@Dr_Jeebus> no thanks
[15:56] <AKAFred> aww lol
[15:56] <AKAFred> im at 7
[15:56] <@Dr_Jeebus> so 21-7
[15:56] <AKAFred> gg hehe
[15:57] <@Dr_Jeebus> oh, you die on my turn?
[15:57] <AKAFred> im tapped out
[15:57] <@Dr_Jeebus> oh, lol
[15:57] <@Dr_Jeebus> yeah, die
[15:57] <AKAFred> with lethal damage on the stack
[15:57] <AKAFred> i throw a mountain at you
[15:57] <@Dr_Jeebus> lol
06[15:58] * SoldierHawk applauds Fred and Jeebus
[15:58] <SoldierHawk> Nice job guys

And then, once again, Jeebus vs me.

[15:58] <@Dr_Jeebus> I have time for one more game
[15:58] <@Dr_Jeebus> anyone else wanna play who isn't using PLanar Chaos? Lol
[15:58] <AKAFred> hehe
[15:58] <UsaSatsui> I got a Planar Chaos in my deck.
[15:58] <SoldierHawk> ahahaha
[15:58] <SoldierHawk> Sorry, no deck :/
[15:59] <UsaSatsui> But I don't exploit it.
[15:59] <@Dr_Jeebus> we know you're a chick
[15:59] <UsaSatsui> It's just one of those "shake up a melee" cards
06[15:59] * @Dr_Jeebus does a rimshot
[15:59] <@Dr_Jeebus> alright, which deck do you wanna play against, Usa
[15:59] <AKAFred> ba dum tshh!
[15:59] <UsaSatsui> Um...none
[15:59] <UsaSatsui> I gotta go to work
[15:59] <@Dr_Jeebus> bastard
[15:59] <@Dr_Jeebus> Fernin?
[15:59] <UsaSatsui> That deck is a 100 card highlander melee deck, though
[16:00] <UsaSatsui> 99, actually.
[16:00] <UsaSatsui> When your deck exchanges a ton of stuff, eventually some of it gets lost. :/
[16:00] <UsaSatsui> But I can get it back
[16:00] <@Dr_Jeebus> lol
01[16:00] <Fernin> yeah, alright, lemme see what I have lying around...
[16:00] <UsaSatsui> If you're around like at 9-10 PM, maybe I can play
[16:00] <@Dr_Jeebus> which deck do you wanna play against?
01[16:01] <Fernin> hmm
03[16:01] * UsaSatsui is now known as WetBunny
01[16:01] <Fernin> !random 1 10
[16:01] <Lexiabot9000> 5 1
01[16:01] <Fernin> aw, hell no...
01[16:01] <Fernin> as I recall, that was the Karn deck in the list you made above...
[16:01] <AKAFred> Fernin
[16:01] <AKAFred> Kill the elves!
[16:01] <@Dr_Jeebus> you wanna do Karn EDH again?
[16:02] <@Dr_Jeebus> !random 1 10
[16:02] <Lexiabot9000> 5 6
01[16:02] <Fernin> not at all, no ><
[16:02] <@Dr_Jeebus> lol
[16:02] <@Dr_Jeebus> What do you wanna play against Fred, my Karn EDH, Karona EDH deck, Taniwha EDH deck, Serra Avatar Deck, standard deck, blue/black control deck, elf deck, foil deck, planeswalker deck, or "I for one welcome our new insect overlords"?
[16:02] <@Dr_Jeebus> copy and pasted, lol
01[16:02] <Fernin> I'll try my luck against the Serra Avatar deck
[16:02] <@Dr_Jeebus> k
01[16:03] <Fernin> we'll see how my old Draw deck does
01[16:03] <Fernin> haven't updated this thing since Morningtide came out...
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[16:04] <Dr_Jeebus> sorry, hit back on the browser, lol
[16:04] <Dr_Jeebus> I'll play first
[16:04] <Dr_Jeebus> shuffling
[16:04] <Dr_Jeebus> and this deck is rarely updated
[16:05] <Dr_Jeebus> I normally don't update decks, just tear them apart and build new ones
[16:05] <Dr_Jeebus> but Serra AVatar is my favorite creature, so I still use this one
01[16:05] <Fernin> sometimes I update decks, depending on if cards come out that are useful in it
01[16:05] <Fernin> heh... nifty... room without an op
[16:06] <Dr_Jeebus> my elf deck is pre-lorwyn, lol
[16:06] <Dr_Jeebus> d7
[16:06] <Dr_Jeebus> keep
01[16:06] <Fernin> my elf deck is an extended Elfball deck, Predator Dragon version
[16:06] <SoldierHawk> Jeebus isn't an op lol?
01[16:06] <Fernin> I'll keep as well, though it's a bit iffy...
[16:06] <Dr_Jeebus> I accidentally hit back on the browser
[16:07] <Dr_Jeebus> forest, go
[16:07] <Dr_Jeebus> stupid webclient
[16:07] <Dr_Jeebus> I should register this room, and we should keep the lexiabot here at all times
01[16:07] <Fernin> UUD8
01[16:07] <Fernin> Mikokoro, Center of the Sea, go ahead
[16:07] <Dr_Jeebus> uud7
[16:07] <Dr_Jeebus> plains
[16:07] <Dr_Jeebus> Gaea's Blessing, d1
[16:07] <Dr_Jeebus> Zuran Orb
[16:07] <Dr_Jeebus> go
01[16:08] <Fernin> Island, go ahead
[16:08] <Dr_Jeebus> uud6
[16:08] <Dr_Jeebus> forest
[16:08] <Dr_Jeebus> Yavimaya Elder
[16:09] <Dr_Jeebus> go ahead
01[16:09] <Fernin> EoT, Vision Skeins
[16:09] <Dr_Jeebus> d2
[16:09] <Dr_Jeebus> is the goal of your deck to make friends? lol
01[16:09] <Fernin> UUD9
01[16:09] <Fernin> drop a Plains
01[16:10] <Fernin> tap 2 for Ebony Owl Netsuke
01[16:10] <Fernin> go ahead >
[16:10] <Dr_Jeebus> 7 or more, right?
01[16:10] <Fernin> yep
[16:10] <Dr_Jeebus> uud7
[16:10] <Dr_Jeebus> sterling grove
[16:11] <Dr_Jeebus> swing for 2
01[16:11] <Fernin> 18
[16:11] <Dr_Jeebus> go
01[16:11] <Fernin> UUD8
01[16:12] <Fernin> tap 3, Sculpting Steel on the Owl
01[16:12] <Fernin> go ahead
[16:12] <Dr_Jeebus> eot sac sterling grove
[16:12] <Dr_Jeebus> fetch exploration
[16:13] <Dr_Jeebus> uud7
[16:13] <Dr_Jeebus> swing for 2
01[16:13] <Fernin> 16
[16:14] <Dr_Jeebus> play exploration
[16:14] <Dr_Jeebus> sac elder to draw/fetch 2 lands
03[16:15] * WetBunny is now known as UsaSatsui
[16:15] <Dr_Jeebus> get 2 forest, play them both
[16:15] <Dr_Jeebus> tap them for Magus of the Library
[16:15] <Dr_Jeebus> go
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01[16:15] <Fernin> cards in hand?
[16:16] <Dr_Jeebus> 6
01[16:16] <Fernin> k
01[16:16] <Fernin> UUD7
01[16:17] <Fernin> drop an Island
01[16:17] <Fernin> tap 3 for Walking Archive
01[16:17] <Fernin> go ahead
[16:17] <Dr_Jeebus> uud7
[16:17] <Dr_Jeebus> oh
[16:18] <Dr_Jeebus> uu d1 d8
01[16:18] <Fernin> there ya go
[16:18] <Dr_Jeebus> still don't take damage :-p
01[16:18] <Fernin> I know
03[16:18] * AKAFred is now known as AFK_Smoking
01[16:18] <Fernin> I'll get you eventually, though
[16:19] <Dr_Jeebus> forest
[16:19] <Dr_Jeebus> forest
[16:19] <Dr_Jeebus> solemn simulacrum, fetch a plains
[16:20] <Dr_Jeebus> Rites of Flourishing
[16:20] <Dr_Jeebus> go
01[16:20] <Fernin> UU d1 d1 d8
01[16:21] <Fernin> drop a Plains
01[16:21] <Fernin> play Paradox Haze, enchanting you
[16:21] <Dr_Jeebus> LOL
[16:21] <Dr_Jeebus> k
01[16:21] <Fernin> play Paradox Haze, enchanting you
[16:21] <Dr_Jeebus> LOL!!!!
01[16:21] <Fernin>
01[16:22] <Fernin> go ahead, good sir
[16:22] <Dr_Jeebus> uud1 ud1 d8
01[16:22] <Fernin> you have 3 upkeeps
01[16:22] <Fernin> not just two
03[16:23] * AFK_Smoking is now known as AKAFred
[16:23] <Dr_Jeebus> uud1 ud1 ud1 d9
[16:23] <Dr_Jeebus> swing with the Solemn
01[16:23] <Fernin> both Owls trigger of your second upkeep, and your third
01[16:23] <Fernin> trigger *at the beginning of* your
[16:23] <Dr_Jeebus> nope
[16:23] <Dr_Jeebus> I started the turn with 4
[16:23] <Dr_Jeebus> I didn't have 7 cards until I drew during the 3rd upkeep
01[16:23] <Fernin> the Owl doesn't care about the start of the turn
01[16:24] <Fernin> ...aww, crap
[16:24] <Dr_Jeebus> it cares about the start of the upkeep
01[16:24] <Fernin> curses
01[16:24] <Fernin> I'll damage you yet
[16:24] <Dr_Jeebus> it's a conditional trigger so I need to have 7+ cards in order for it to trigger and on resolution of the trigger
[16:24] <Dr_Jeebus> lol
[16:24] <Dr_Jeebus> swing with the solemn
01[16:24] <Fernin> 14
[16:24] <Dr_Jeebus> forest, plains, plains
01[16:24] <Fernin> seems it's almost time for this deck to go into Plan B...
[16:25] <Dr_Jeebus> serra avatar
01[16:25] <Fernin> ok, definitely time for Plan B
[16:25] <Dr_Jeebus> hermit druid
[16:25] <SoldierHawk> hahaha
[16:25] <Dr_Jeebus> go
[16:26] <Dr_Jeebus> if plan B is what I think it is, I'll probably punch you in the face
01[16:26] <Fernin> UU d1 d1 d8
01[16:26] <Fernin> I'm curious to see if you can guess it
[16:26] <Dr_Jeebus> Upheaval
01[16:26] <Fernin> hehe, nope
01[16:26] <Fernin> tap 3 plains
[16:26] <Dr_Jeebus> thank Christ
01[16:26] <Fernin> Solitary Confinement
[16:27] <Dr_Jeebus> alright, bubble boy
01[16:27] <Fernin> tap the remaining 3, Copy Enchantment
01[16:27] <Fernin> copy a Haze, enchanting you
[16:27] <Dr_Jeebus> ooh, you may have done yourself in sir!
01[16:27] <Fernin> go ahead
[16:28] <Dr_Jeebus> uud5 ud6 ud7
[16:28] <Dr_Jeebus> in what order would you like your 3 triggers on the stack?
[16:28] <Dr_Jeebus> draw, owl, or owl
01[16:28] <Fernin> place the real Owl first, the Sculpted Owl second, and the Archive third
[16:29] <Dr_Jeebus> k
[16:29] <Dr_Jeebus> that's the order you want them to stack or resolve
01[16:29] <Fernin> that's the order I'm placing them on the stack
[16:29] <Dr_Jeebus> alright
[16:29] <Dr_Jeebus> I was supposed to do this last upkeep, so let's hope to get lucky...
[16:29] <Dr_Jeebus> d1
[16:30] <Dr_Jeebus> oops
[16:30] <Dr_Jeebus> ouch, ouch
[16:30] <Dr_Jeebus> 12
[16:30] <Dr_Jeebus> you lucked out, mister
[16:30] <Dr_Jeebus> now draw phase, d10
[16:30] <Dr_Jeebus> forest
[16:30] <Dr_Jeebus> plains
[16:30] <Dr_Jeebus> berserk the avatar
[16:31] <Dr_Jeebus> draw off the magus
01[16:31] <Fernin> I'm fully expecting a Disenchant effect, I'm playing a white/green deck...
[16:31] <Dr_Jeebus> Gaea's Blessing, d1
[16:31] <Dr_Jeebus> gaea's blessing, d1
[16:31] <Dr_Jeebus> Yavimaya Elder
[16:32] <Dr_Jeebus> sac to search for 2 land and draw
[16:32] <Dr_Jeebus> get a mountain and plains
[16:32] <Dr_Jeebus> d1
[16:33] <Dr_Jeebus> plains
[16:33] <Dr_Jeebus> swing with the Avatar
06[16:33] * Fernin waits for the Disenchant targetting Solitary Confinement.
[16:33] <Dr_Jeebus> damage on the stack?
01[16:34] <Fernin> sure, damage on the stack
[16:34] <Dr_Jeebus> Scour Solitary Confinement
01[16:34] <Fernin> haha, nice
01[16:34] <Fernin> not just a disenchant effect, the ultimate disenchant effect
01[16:34] <Fernin> I die in a very blargh-y fashion
[16:34] <Dr_Jeebus> I was supposed to Berserk during my 3rd upkeep so the owls wouldn't trigger
[16:35] <Dr_Jeebus> you died to Berserked Serra Avatar, lol
[16:35] <Dr_Jeebus> there's no shame in that