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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
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i'll_bite_your_ear wrote: |
DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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I think women should be hit for not wearing sexy clothes.
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
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the_almighty_spehornoob
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
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the_almighty_spehornoob
Joined: Sep 22 2008
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Andrew Man wrote: |
Haha good lord, how did yo ueven find that forum/thread? |
I saw a link to it on a different forum that I lurk at.
There's some fucked up shit on there. Like putting hot sauce on your daughter's tampons to make her periods terrible.
Aika didn't like when I brought that up in the chatroom.
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
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the_almighty_spehornoob wrote: |
Andrew Man wrote: |
Haha good lord, how did yo ueven find that forum/thread? |
I saw a link to it on a different forum that I lurk at.
There's some fucked up shit on there. Like putting hot sauce on your daughter's tampons to make her periods terrible.
Aika didn't like when I brought that up in the chatroom. |
Neither do I.  *crosses legs and winces*
By the way...I didn't spend much time on that link, but...those guys ARE kidding, right? I mean they can't be saying that stuff seriously, right?
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the_almighty_spehornoob
Joined: Sep 22 2008
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Well, fuck, I don't condone it.
I thought they were kidding too... at first. But they've got a forum FULL of this shit. I don't think it's a joke. They rank right up there with The Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka.
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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the_almighty_spehornoob wrote: |
Well, fuck, I don't condone it. |
Oh I know, I didn't mean it that way. I just meant...ouch lol. Nothing against you.
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William Shakespeare wrote: |
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. |
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
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Location: Annandale, VA
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
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Andrew Man wrote: |
I am pretty sure the posts on that forum are all in seriousness. Which is mildly horrifying. |
That's what I was afraid of. If there was ever a forum to use Haddox's primer on how to destroy a forum, it would be that one.
I am so, so tempted right now. That place is more than horrifying...it's approaching Stephen King real-life horror proportions.
Edit: this guy's sig alone terrifies me:
Who Will Jesus Damn?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:  , The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:  , The Abominable (Revelation 21:  , Whoremongers (Revelation 21:  , Sorcerers (Revelation 21:  , All Liars (Revelation 21:
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
To say nothing of the wife beating advocation. And that guy's a PASTOR.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
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SoldierHawk wrote: |
Excuse me? I thought we were at war to FIGHT people who hit their women for wearing revealing clothing. Silly me.  |
To be fair, they would probably hit their women anyway, that is to say, its not the clothing thats the issue.
There are two responses that appear whenever you mention women in sexy clothing:
1. Women in sexy clothing are whores, ruining moral fabric of society, need to cover up because they cause problems like rape, etcetera...
2. Why not even more sexy clothing, cause I like looking at women and I wish they would be less clothed on a regular basis on account of teh boobies.
Polls are bullshit, partucularly ones that invite poll bombing on such a grand level. Not that there aren't people who feel this way, but just noting that its just as likely that this is purely people being immature.
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
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the_almighty_spehornoob wrote: |
Well, fuck, I don't condone it.
I thought they were kidding too... at first. But they've got a forum FULL of this shit. I don't think it's a joke. They rank right up there with The Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka. |
You should start flaming them and make it look like it was the WBC who did it. Maybe they would start in on the WBC and then they would respond starting a war between the two.
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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SoldierHawk wrote: |
Andrew Man wrote: |
I am pretty sure the posts on that forum are all in seriousness. Which is mildly horrifying. |
That's what I was afraid of. If there was ever a forum to use Haddox's primer on how to destroy a forum, it would be that one.
I am so, so tempted right now. That place is more than horrifying...it's approaching Stephen King real-life horror proportions.
Edit: this guy's sig alone terrifies me:
Who Will Jesus Damn?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21: , The Unbelieving (Revelation 21: , The Abominable (Revelation 21: , Whoremongers (Revelation 21: , Sorcerers (Revelation 21: , All Liars (Revelation 21:
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
To say nothing of the wife beating advocation. And that guy's a PASTOR. |
I know I saw that to. I wouldn't fuck with him though, after all he is a "senior theologian".
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the_almighty_spehornoob
Joined: Sep 22 2008
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scamrock wrote: |
the_almighty_spehornoob wrote: |
Well, fuck, I don't condone it.
I thought they were kidding too... at first. But they've got a forum FULL of this shit. I don't think it's a joke. They rank right up there with The Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka. |
You should start flaming them and make it look like it was the WBC who did it. Maybe they would start in on the WBC and then they would respond starting a war between the two. |
My God.
You, sir, are a genius.
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
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the_almighty_spehornoob wrote: |
scamrock wrote: |
the_almighty_spehornoob wrote: |
Well, fuck, I don't condone it.
I thought they were kidding too... at first. But they've got a forum FULL of this shit. I don't think it's a joke. They rank right up there with The Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka. |
You should start flaming them and make it look like it was the WBC who did it. Maybe they would start in on the WBC and then they would respond starting a war between the two. |
My God.
You, sir, are a genius. |
I can just see it on the fucking news.
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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I think, when it comes to laws on acceptable female clothing, we should be more like the Ferengi.
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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the_almighty_spehornoob wrote: |
scamrock wrote: |
the_almighty_spehornoob wrote: |
Well, fuck, I don't condone it.
I thought they were kidding too... at first. But they've got a forum FULL of this shit. I don't think it's a joke. They rank right up there with The Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka. |
You should start flaming them and make it look like it was the WBC who did it. Maybe they would start in on the WBC and then they would respond starting a war between the two. |
My God.
You, sir, are a genius. |
I am so in. If there was ever a fucking place that deserves a raid to burn it to the ground, its that place. Just tell me when and where.
I had another thought as to what we could do: does anyone have the know how and inclination to hack that kind of board? Nothing serious. But I would LOVE to sneak something into that asshole pastor's signature.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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ah man, drunkards are going to hell. sigh. well, welcome to the Caribbean
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
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Okay, I think I'm going to revise mu opinion...after reading this...
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=20051
There is no, no, no, no NO WAY that can be serious. None in the world. I think that forum is a huge and elaborate prank. It just is too blatant, and goes too far on too much. Maybe I'm wrong. But my head honestly cannot wrap itself around the fact that these guys are for real.
I mean http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4365 . REALLY?
It has to be a joke guys, seriously. And I'm not just saying that because I'm disgusted. After reading that plumber thread...it sounds too much like the kind of humor WE use. I wonder if they're a poser group.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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Unless the death waver has been signed, I'm not sure that slapping is an appropriate action to take.
Perhaps under certain circumstances a parent has the right to hit their child, but those terms aren't the ones being discussed here.
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
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SoldierHawk wrote: |
Excuse me? I thought we were at war to FIGHT people who hit their women for wearing revealing clothing. Silly me.  |
I hope there is more to our reasoning than that.
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
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Okay, this seals it for me:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=13090
Having the slogan, "scripture or it didn't happen"? Oh yeah, the guys who made this up were up to something. What I don't know, but I'm pretty sure its not serious. Going to investigate further. This could be the best fake site in the history of the net.
Edit: BINGO! I was right! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
These guys just went from me wanting to hurt them, to me thinking they may be one of the most awesome things besides this site, ever. ROCK ON LBC! Holy shit did they have me going though. Man oh man.
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