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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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It's time for the third opener!
Vald didn't send in a promo, but he told me he has a video. So he can show it when he gets a chance.
Ash sent this in. For what it's worth. A note, kids: Threatening the tournament organizer is rarely a winning strategy.
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| A promo piece? Do I need say anything more than I am a conglomeration of Ash Williams and Jack Burton. Not only can I saw your fucking bunny ears off with a chain saw I can add some pretty hilarious sarcasm about it like, "I love Easter and all the bunny ears that go along with it!" Also, my other special power is that I am the only forum member who is currently having sex with one of the female forum members, don't worry about who because it's all in the reflexes. |
Three days later, only one will be the victor. You decide!
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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
Location: Uranus
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Val gets my vote, I read his mirror site at school and enjoyed it quite a bit.
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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SevereFlame
Title: Superpowered President
Joined: Dec 07 2008
Location: White House In The Sky
Posts: 529
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Vald wins automatically by name recognition. No ifs ands or buts about it.
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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| SevereFlame wrote: |
| Vald wins automatically by name recognition. No ifs ands or buts about it. |
I don't care dammit. I WILL FIGHT VALD TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!!!! 
Okay not really. But I had to try. Ash still has my vote.
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| Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. |
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
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Hmmm, Ash is one cool dude, but Val is a classic forumer. I'll have to sleep on this one.
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
Posts: 2314
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The real winner will have the best promo piece. Get that video set up Vald, I'm waiting...
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
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Let's see, who do I want to engage in fisticuffs with when my match comes around?
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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
Location: Uranus
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| Cameron wrote: |
| Let's see, who do I want to engage in fisticuffs with when my match comes around? |
Some strategizing I see...
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Chick Icarus
Title: I am the Nerdy Hippy
Joined: Feb 10 2009
Location: Florida
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I voted for the sexiest candidate.  Ol' Ashies my man.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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Ash seems to have the female vote locked up.
Too bad it's not a large demographic here.
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Ash Burton
Title: AshRaiser
Joined: Nov 10 2008
Location: Florida
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If this battle was for the female votes the score would be
Ash 100%
Val 0%
But it's not, congrats Val, I voted for you.
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Ash is probably just home humping his SNES collection.
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
Posts: 4543
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Ash Burton
Title: AshRaiser
Joined: Nov 10 2008
Location: Florida
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Unfortunately, My Marine Corps issued Boom Stick trumps any kung fu. Try again.
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| joshwoodzy wrote: |
Ash is probably just home humping his SNES collection.
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
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| Ash Burton wrote: |
If this battle was for the female votes the score would be
Ash 100%
Val 0%
But it's not, congrats Val, I voted for you. |
The Few. The Proud. The Female.
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Oz
Title: Mr. Vengeance
Joined: Jan 04 2009
Location: Finland
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I guess that makes me one of the few females. 
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
Posts: 2314
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That video was weak. Try again next year...
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Hacker
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Joined: Sep 13 2008
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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Somebody should sticky the most recent battles.
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DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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While I am completely aware bumping threads is entirely uncool, I'm gonna do it anyways.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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This hasn't garnered any sort of attention besides myself in over a day. I'm calling it now and starting the next one. If Ash pulls in 18 votes by tomorrow, I'll be happy to reverse the call.
As for now, though, Valdronius is the winner
This contest is closed
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