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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16135
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with a Sega light gun
A man looking to collect on a debt broke into the house of 60-year-old woman in Brazil's Federal District, holding her hostage for ten hours on the business end of a Sega Light Phaser.
The Light Phaser, the light gun that shipped with the Sega Master System, must be fairly common in Brazil, considering how incredibly popular the 8-bit console was in the country—it was one of Sega's strongest markets.
Fortunately, the man released his hostage, unharmed, after negotiating with police (and brandishing a pair of actual deadly knives). "Unharmed" means we can all laugh about it now! In fact, heroic tipster Gustavo even gave us a free joke: "Of course he would not be able to hurt his victim - we can see that the gun was NOT plugged into the console." ROFL!! |
http://kotaku.com/5160608/brazilian-man-holds-woman-hostage-for-10-hours-with-a-sega-light-gun
lololol
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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LOL! What a dumbass!
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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
Posts: 1418
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That was totally priceless! It definitely made my day. XD
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash. |
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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| Andrew Man wrote: |
| He definatley should have used the NES zapper, more badass. |
The Sega Master System's Light Phaser was acually based off the guns used in the anime "Zillion", whereas NES's were original. Maybe the guy was a huge Anime fan?
The gun in "Zillion":
SMS Light Phaser next to a Offically Lincense Zillion "LaserTag" toy gun:
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Thorinair
Title: Sophisticated as Hell
Joined: Jul 02 2008
Location: Limbo, doing the limbo
Posts: 349
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| Andrew Man wrote: |
| He definatley should have used the NES zapper, more badass. |
I'll do you one better, Nintendo Super Scope.
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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
Posts: 1418
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I'm surprised that nobody mentioned the Famicom Light Gun. . .
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash. |
| Lexiabot9000 wrote: |
| Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating. |
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IceWarm
Joined: Dec 22 2008
Location: Breckenridge, Colorado
Posts: 1691
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He would have been better off with this:
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"Anybody who ever built an empire, or changed the world, sat where you are now. And it’s because they sat there that they were able to do it."
"Fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties, number one being, you're fighting in a basement."
"You're Not So Tough Without Your Veggie!" |
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Joanie
Joined: Feb 22 2009
Location: Nova Scotia
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what about the Nintendo gun, that should have sufficed
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
Posts: 1319
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I fell out of my bed reading that. Then I laughed so hard I woke both my girlfriend and my cat up. Now I'm crying, because I'm forced to sleep naked on the floor and because of my skin complexion, I blend in, rendering me invisible.
Someone please at least send me a blanket and shoot the man responsible for this thread.
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You should totally check out the IRC channel.
While you're at it, go check out my band, Her Majesty's Heroines.
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tuddy
Title: can't defeat AirMan
Joined: Oct 11 2008
Location: The UK
Posts: 97
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| Andrew Man wrote: |
| He definatley should have used the NES zapper, more badass. |
I agree, the Zapper is the ultimate choice for both shooting ducks on your NES, and capturing people at gunpoint.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Hasn't there been cases of retarded cops shooting children who pointed NES zappers at them, or is that an urban myth? 
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tuddy
Title: can't defeat AirMan
Joined: Oct 11 2008
Location: The UK
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| Blackout wrote: |
| Hasn't there been cases of retarded cops shooting children who pointed NES zappers at them, or is that an urban myth? |
Something similar happened here a while back. A kid with a toy gun was spotted by a police officer, and then arrested for being in possession of a firearm. Said gun was confiscated, though eventually given back to the kid.
The "toy gun" was a PS1 lightgun, if I remember correctly. So yeah, it looked like a gun, except for the fact it was bright red, made of plastic, and had a load of cables coming out the bottom of it.
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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| Nekkoru wrote: |
I fell out of my bed reading that. Then I laughed so hard I woke both my girlfriend and my cat up. Now I'm crying, because I'm forced to sleep naked on the floor and because of my skin complexion, I blend in, rendering me invisible.
Someone please at least send me a blanket and shoot the man responsible for this thread. |
You deserved it.
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