I took this thing a looong time ago and only remember that I was most in line with Quakers and 2nd most with Southern Baptists (likely because of my stance on homosexuality).
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I gotta agree that my #1 is spot on! I havent been in practice for some time now but neo-pagan is my actual belief, kinda trippy to see an online test actually get it right, I used to be christian but gave up years ago on the church due to it not making sence to me, I read more of the bible than my own pastor and could never get a straight awnser out of him or any other priest I ever talked to.
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Dr. Jeebus
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Posted:
Feb 23 2009 09:24 am
Valdronius wrote:
So Syd is Catholic, Jeebus is Jewish, and Krislexia is what, Wiccan?
I'm not actually Jewish. The questions on the test, much like any other multiple choice personality test type thing, are terrible with extremely limited answers.
Basically, I didn't specifically answer "I heart Jesus" to anything but I did mention that I believe in a single God, so naturally I must be Jewish. The reality is while I believe in God, I don't like organized religion so the test is meaningless to me.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
Posted:
Feb 23 2009 10:27 am
Dr. Jeebus wrote:
Valdronius wrote:
So Syd is Catholic, Jeebus is Jewish, and Krislexia is what, Wiccan?
I'm not actually Jewish. The questions on the test, much like any other multiple choice personality test type thing, are terrible with extremely limited answers.
Basically, I didn't specifically answer "I heart Jesus" to anything but I did mention that I believe in a single God, so naturally I must be Jewish. The reality is while I believe in God, I don't like organized religion so the test is meaningless to me.
Wait a sec... the question wasn't if you like organized religion. It is what type of religion would you believe in.
The values of any religion can be seen across as little as a single individual or as much as a planet worth of people. You assume too much with this test.
Also, if you don't believe in Jesus, then I'm pretty sure Christianity is not an option for you. You don't have to love him, but you need to believe he is the son of god. Unfortunately if you don't love him and you think he is the son of god, you will probably burn in hell. Might want to think about that Jewish thing, you can believe in him, and hate him or love him... no hell... oh and we are all the children of god.
Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
Posts: 4274
Posted:
Feb 23 2009 11:01 am
1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (92%)
3. Liberal Quakers (90%)
4. Reform Judaism (89%)
5. Mahayana Buddhism (87%)
6. New Age (85%)
7. Baha'i Faith (82%)
8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (80%)
9. Sikhism (78%)
10. Jainism (72%)
I'm surprised that I'm 100% Neo Pagan... then again it makes sense with my trout!
Dr. Jeebus
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Posted:
Feb 23 2009 11:42 am
GPFontaine wrote:
Dr. Jeebus wrote:
Valdronius wrote:
So Syd is Catholic, Jeebus is Jewish, and Krislexia is what, Wiccan?
I'm not actually Jewish. The questions on the test, much like any other multiple choice personality test type thing, are terrible with extremely limited answers.
Basically, I didn't specifically answer "I heart Jesus" to anything but I did mention that I believe in a single God, so naturally I must be Jewish. The reality is while I believe in God, I don't like organized religion so the test is meaningless to me.
Wait a sec... the question wasn't if you like organized religion. It is what type of religion would you believe in.
The values of any religion can be seen across as little as a single individual or as much as a planet worth of people. You assume too much with this test.
Also, if you don't believe in Jesus, then I'm pretty sure Christianity is not an option for you. You don't have to love him, but you need to believe he is the son of god. Unfortunately if you don't love him and you think he is the son of god, you will probably burn in hell. Might want to think about that Jewish thing, you can believe in him, and hate him or love him... no hell... oh and we are all the children of god.
I never said I don't believe in Jesus, the questions were just worded in such a way where, based on my answers, it's as if the topic never came up. And even if I didn't believe in Jesus, I'd have to then be waiting for the messiah to be Jewish.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
Posted:
Feb 23 2009 12:22 pm
Dr. Jeebus wrote:
GPFontaine wrote:
Dr. Jeebus wrote:
Valdronius wrote:
So Syd is Catholic, Jeebus is Jewish, and Krislexia is what, Wiccan?
I'm not actually Jewish. The questions on the test, much like any other multiple choice personality test type thing, are terrible with extremely limited answers.
Basically, I didn't specifically answer "I heart Jesus" to anything but I did mention that I believe in a single God, so naturally I must be Jewish. The reality is while I believe in God, I don't like organized religion so the test is meaningless to me.
Wait a sec... the question wasn't if you like organized religion. It is what type of religion would you believe in.
The values of any religion can be seen across as little as a single individual or as much as a planet worth of people. You assume too much with this test.
Also, if you don't believe in Jesus, then I'm pretty sure Christianity is not an option for you. You don't have to love him, but you need to believe he is the son of god. Unfortunately if you don't love him and you think he is the son of god, you will probably burn in hell. Might want to think about that Jewish thing, you can believe in him, and hate him or love him... no hell... oh and we are all the children of god.
I never said I don't believe in Jesus, the questions were just worded in such a way where, based on my answers, it's as if the topic never came up. And even if I didn't believe in Jesus, I'd have to then be waiting for the messiah to be Jewish.
I'm pretty sure that waiting for a messiah isn't a requirement of being Jewish.
But if you believe in Jesus as the son of god, you are in some way shape or form a Christian.
docinsano
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Posted:
Feb 23 2009 12:24 pm
Dammit, stop with all the quotes, they give me a headache. And GP, quit trying to convert Jeebus. You're not a Jehova's Witness or a Mormon.
I've never met a mormon I didn't like. Very nice people. I even went out volunteering with them a few times when they were trying to convert me, we volunteered and then watched mormon propaganda for a while.
SoldierHawk
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Posted:
Feb 24 2009 01:26 am
Bobashotmace wrote:
I've never met a mormon I didn't like. Very nice people. I even went out volunteering with them a few times when they were trying to convert me, we volunteered and then watched mormon propaganda for a while.
Same here. Its almost creepy how completely friendly and nice they are. (In a good way, of course.)
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Lady_Satine
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Posted:
Feb 24 2009 01:28 am
SoldierHawk wrote:
Bobashotmace wrote:
I've never met a mormon I didn't like. Very nice people. I even went out volunteering with them a few times when they were trying to convert me, we volunteered and then watched mormon propaganda for a while.
Same here. Its almost creepy how completely friendly and nice they are. (In a good way, of course.)
What do you have left when you scare a Mormon?
Holy shit (damn funny if you know about their underwear).
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, so don't get your panties in a bunch.)
