I bought this today and it's actually pretty fun FPS. It's like Metroid Prime (in the control scheme sense), except instead of Metroid weapons, you get to have 4 weapons per mission, and you have grenades and a beam whip. Pretty much the only Wiiware game that's caught my attention since MM9.
There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.