Here is a video of Dr. Ashen taking a look at the inside of a "Jasper" XBOX 360. I wonder what's inside.
Syd Lexia wrote:
iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash.
Lexiabot9000 wrote:
Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating.
DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
Posts: 2578
Posted:
Feb 19 2009 02:37 pm
Hehe, saw that earlier. Dr. Ashen is hilarious.
Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
Posts: 1418
Posted:
Feb 19 2009 02:38 pm
DarkMaze wrote:
Hehe, saw that earlier. Dr. Ashen is hilarious.
He totally is!
Syd Lexia wrote:
iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash.
Lexiabot9000 wrote:
Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating.
Shut up, Dorn
Title: White Chocolate
Joined: Jan 04 2008
Location: Grate Whyte Norf
Posts: 1179
Posted:
Feb 19 2009 09:51 pm
This is the guy who reviews those shitty third party knock offs, is it not? Like the Polystation 3 and the Vii.
Great YouTube poster.
Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
Posted:
Feb 19 2009 10:40 pm
I love the Achievement!
tuddy
Title: can't defeat AirMan
Joined: Oct 11 2008
Location: The UK
Posts: 97
Posted:
Feb 19 2009 10:46 pm
Ashen is hilarious. If you've never heard of him before, punish yourself.
Or, alternatively, watch EVERYTHING on his youtube channel, it's all great, usually pretty funny, too.
Quote:
Playing Video Games all day, alone and friendless, is simply the best way that we have to prepare our children for a life of solitude in a bare wasteland
Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
Posts: 4274
Posted:
Feb 20 2009 02:46 am
haha, that was great.... "we've got a green lady bug, obviously for good luck"
GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
Posted:
Feb 20 2009 08:50 am
I was definitely amused.
Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
Posted:
Feb 20 2009 04:55 pm
Lies all LIES, I got a jasper and there was no banana....everything else was fine though
I now bestow upon you the title of Most Awesome Person.
DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
Posts: 2578
Posted:
Feb 21 2009 04:47 pm
Syd Lexia wrote:
Is he the guy who reviewed the Vii?
Yes indeed!
anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
Posted:
Feb 21 2009 09:23 pm
I think he's awsome, but he reviews a lot of things that seem basically the same as all the others, I'd love to see him branch out a bit.
Lawyers, Guns and Money
Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
Posted:
Feb 22 2009 08:56 pm
anorexorcist wrote:
I think he's awsome, but he reviews a lot of things that seem basically the same as all the others, I'd love to see him branch out a bit.
Well he did do a comparison review of 2 digital cameras a few months ago.
"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!"
IceWarm
Joined: Dec 22 2008
Location: Breckenridge, Colorado
Posts: 1691
Posted:
Feb 23 2009 03:03 am
I loved his review of the LCD OutRun game.
"Anybody who ever built an empire, or changed the world, sat where you are now. And it’s because they sat there that they were able to do it."
"Fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties, number one being, you're fighting in a basement."
"You're Not So Tough Without Your Veggie!"
The M Blaze
Title: Emo Git
Joined: Feb 15 2009
Location: Finland
Posts: 72
Posted:
Feb 23 2009 10:57 am
IceWarm wrote:
I loved his review of the LCD OutRun game.
I think I might actually have had that abomination when I was a kid. I don't remember if it was the exact same thing, but I definitely owned something like that. And yes, it was pretty much useless.
It's amazing how many of life's problems are solved by indiscriminate cannon fire.
