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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 1409
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The way you play the Box of Condoms Game is you have to come up with one item to take to the register with a box of condoms to make the cashier raise an eyebrow.
Here's 2 to get you started and to give you an idea.
(No repeats)
Tish: A cheese grater
Tish: A gallon of anti-freese
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jonnymorgue
Title: Nothing Special
Joined: Oct 25 2006
Posts: 396
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Here's one if you want to raise some red flags:
A Playskool desk.
For just straight weirdness:
A tube of superglue.
For fun at parties:
Clown make-up.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24883
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I once dared a girl to go through the checkout line with nothing but a cucumber and some Vasoline. She chickened out.
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 1409
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| I once dared a girl to go through the checkout line with nothing but a cucumber and some Vasoline. She chickened out. |
I would do that just for shock value! Maybe I will tomorrow, I have to go buy groceries anyway!!!
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MegaManFan1234BlasterCool
Title: zero is forte
Joined: Jun 26 2006
Location: the jew part of town
Posts: 63
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I've had this discussion countless times before, and the conclusion we always came to as the best possible choice was a garden hose.
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 Zero is Forte I have capcom info www.weikipedjia.com
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Kubo
Joined: Aug 24 2005
Location: Mount Holly, NJ
Posts: 1062
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Three feet of rope.
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Thou, because I am wroth, be not dismayed, for I shall win the strife, whoever circle round within for the defence. This their insolence is not new, for of old they used it at a less secret gate, which still is found without a bolt. Above it thou didst see the dead inscription; and already on this side of it
descends the steep, passing without escort through the circles,
One such that by him the city shall be opened to us. |
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Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 4464
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Air-compressor
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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A condom, a copy of Ranger Rick magazine, and a rubber duck.
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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dude...
one of those little pre cooked chickens you can get at shoprite.
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Sock
Title: Master Fornicator
Joined: Mar 12 2006
Location: The Skies Above
Posts: 989
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Condoms, candy, and childrens toys.
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There never was an image here, what the fuck are you talking about? |
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Chrisby
Joined: Mar 31 2006
Location: Where my computer is.
Posts: 1262
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A gun.
Enter Command: Fuck Body. 
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S. McCracken
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Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2171
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Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 4464
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Adult diapers
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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lavalarva
2011 SNES Champ
Joined: Dec 04 2006
Posts: 1929
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Oysters.
I'm sure at least one guy tried fucking that.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
Posts: 6088
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A Mary Kate and Ashley Olson tape that's been in the clearance bin since 1994.
A TMNT Michelangelo action figure.
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"If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
8341 unread forum updates since I left (2/7/14)... Uh-oh. |
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
Posts: 2815
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A Scientific American magazine and seran wrap.
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RIP Hacker. |
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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A rubber mallet and a package of Tic-Tacs.
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 1409
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S. McCracken
Moderator
Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2171
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| A tickle me elmo. |
I'm pretty sure there are already quite a few women who've bought that. 
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 1409
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| S. McCracken wrote: |
| Tishwitch wrote: |
| A tickle me elmo. |
I'm pretty sure there are already quite a few women who've bought that. |
I bought this back massager once, and...
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
Posts: 2578
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| S. McCracken wrote: |
| Tishwitch wrote: |
| A tickle me elmo. |
I'm pretty sure there are already quite a few women who've bought that. |
I would imagine the problem is that it doesn't tickle back, though.
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S. McCracken
Moderator
Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2171
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| Tishwitch wrote: |
| S. McCracken wrote: |
| Tishwitch wrote: |
| A tickle me elmo. |
I'm pretty sure there are already quite a few women who've bought that. |
I bought this back massager once, and... |
Was it "the Rabbit"?
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