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Posted: Feb 21 2009 12:09 pm

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-shit-your-pants/?referrer=Tasselfoot

The game starts with a guy waiting next to a door, and he is about to shit his pants. You have to type stuff to control him. So funny, you have to give this a try!

Posted: Feb 21 2009 12:25 pm

PASS.

Posted: Feb 21 2009 12:39 pm

You just shit your pants GAME OVER! Mad

I don't have time to figure out the commands, he doesn't know how to do anything from what I can tell. Confused

Posted: Feb 21 2009 01:23 pm

That was interesting. I got all the awards in about 5 minutes.

Posted: Feb 21 2009 01:31 pm

[Category:DELETE THIS SHIT]

Joined: Sep 22 2008 Posts: 289

I'm the shit king, motherfuckers!

Took me a while to find the pills, though.

Posted: Feb 22 2009 01:09 am

the_almighty_spehornoob wrote:

I'm the shit king, motherfuckers!

Took me a while to find the pills, though.

ALWAYS check anything with pockets. Deja Vu taught me that.

Joined: Apr 09 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3112

Shitting on the floor was the highlight of my day.

Posted: Feb 22 2009 03:57 am

Syd Lexia wrote:

PASS.

Ditto

Docinsano's Channel 63 · Posted: Feb 22 2009 05:18 am

MAN THIS GAME SOUNDS AWESOME, I HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOU ARE BEING SUCH NEGATIVE NANCIES ABOUT IT, THE GAME IS GREAT!!!!

Actually, I may try this game. It sounds interesting.

Posted: Feb 22 2009 11:12 am

I think it's interesting, but mainly because I've always wanted to build an adventure engine. Possibly something like that, but I've made to attempts to sort of clone a system more like Shadowgate, but I get so far and then I get lost in the code.

Then again, it would be hard to take something like that and expand it a little. Hmmm, I'll have to keep it in mind.

Posted: Feb 22 2009 12:04 pm

In the two minutes that I played it... I shit in my pants, took my pants off, shit on the floor and shit on the toilet... most retarded game... EVAR >:O

Posted: Feb 22 2009 12:16 pm

The game itself is shallow, but just reading Don't Shit Your Pants - A survival horror game makes me chuckle every time.

Joined: Jan 19 2009 Posts: 56

type shit at the title

Posted: Feb 22 2009 01:14 pm

The stupidity of Kongregate continues to boggle me. I typed in "Whoever made this Shit your pant's game, should be shot" I immediately got 30 responses saying "FUCK YOU MAN, THAT GAME FUCKING ROCKS" and "Shit for pants is funny, you just don't get it" and this is my favorite "Well when your a bald pink guy, maybe shitting you pants isn't a good thing, hence it's a good game"

Posted: Feb 22 2009 01:52 pm

Slayer1 wrote:

The stupidity of Kongregate continues to boggle me. I typed in "Whoever made this Shit your pant's game, should be shot" I immediately got 30 responses saying "FUCK YOU MAN, THAT GAME FUCKING ROCKS" and "Shit for pants is funny, you just don't get it" and this is my favorite "Well when your a bald pink guy, maybe shitting you pants isn't a good thing, hence it's a good game"

I honestly thought it was a charming distraction at best, but there's no need for people to be so defensive about such a little, crappy game. Then again, it makes it all the more easier to avoid idiots.

Posted: Feb 22 2009 01:59 pm

Rycona wrote:

crappy game

I see what you did there.

Posted: Feb 22 2009 02:15 pm

Slayer1 wrote:

In the two minutes that I played it... I shit in my pants, took my pants off, shit on the floor and shit on the toilet... most retarded game... EVAR >:O

ditto

Posted: Feb 22 2009 04:54 pm

oops, i crapped my pants

Docinsano's Channel 63 · Posted: Feb 23 2009 04:37 pm

This game doesn't work for me...

Posted: Feb 25 2009 01:53 pm

this is like a bad version of an early Sierra point and click game. I want the circa 5 minutes of my life back!