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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
PostPosted: Dec 10 2006 03:34 pm Reply with quote Back to top

So, I think I just spoke to the dumbest person on earth... Here's a little history of my job: I work for Apple Computers Inc. Specifically, I offer iPod Technical Support, which includes using the iPod and iTunes programs.

Here's a breakdown of my last call:

Me: Thank you for calling Apple, my name is Trish, can I get your first name please?
Customer: Maxime
Me: Thank you, can I get the iPod's serial number please?
Customer: I'm not calling about an iPod
Me: What product are you calling about today?
Customer: An mp3 player
Me: And are you using it with iTunes?
Customer: No
Me: So, this is not an iPod? what brand of mp3 player are you using?
Customer: Sony
Me: So, you're neither using an iPod or iTunes? correct?
Customer: Exactly
Me: Sir, this is Apple tech support, why did you call us if you are not using an Apple product?
Customer: I thought you could help me get music on my mp3 player
Me: Sir, you would have to contact Sony for assistance with their product
Customer: Why can't you help me?
Me: Because we only help with iPods.
Customer: Oh, so what do I do?
Me: Call Sony
Customer: What is their phone number?
Me: I have no idea, you'd have to look it up
Customer: How?
Me: I would try to search the internet, maybe google or some other search engine.
Customer: A what?
Me: Sorry, sir I don't know their phone number. You'll have to find it yourself.
Customer: Ok, well bye
*ended call*


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MegaManFan1234BlasterCool
Title: zero is forte
Joined: Jun 26 2006
Location: the jew part of town
PostPosted: Dec 10 2006 03:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

A SEARCH ENGINE, I ONLY KNOW ABOUT STEAM ENGINES


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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
PostPosted: Dec 10 2006 04:20 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Wow... Shocked
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Chrisby
Joined: Mar 31 2006
Location: Where my computer is.
PostPosted: Dec 10 2006 04:22 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Y'know, I really wish I could say I was surprised by that person's stupidity...

but no. I'm really not.
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
PostPosted: Dec 10 2006 04:31 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Baka.*

It amazes me how dumb that person is.

*baka meaning stupid in Japanese.


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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
PostPosted: Dec 10 2006 05:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Well, then. . .

BakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBaka
BakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBaka
BakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBakaBaka. . .

On and on into infinity. Very Happy


Hey, first non-Syd use of the emoticon, I think.
EDIT: No, it isn't. Crying


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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
PostPosted: Dec 10 2006 06:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I don't think that's proper usage. That's saying that you're joking and you DON'T think that the guy is an idiot Question


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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
PostPosted: Dec 10 2006 06:03 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Char Aznable wrote:
This Is A Joke

Hey, first non-Syd use of the emoticon, I think.


Nope, I beat you by 3 minutes! LOL


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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
PostPosted: Dec 10 2006 06:07 pm Reply with quote Back to top

FUCK! Mad


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