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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
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Nothing dramatic, I just had high hopes for it and now I have shit all to do no weed and may not have enough to get drunk, fuck.
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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| anorexorcist wrote: |
| Nothing dramatic, I just had high hopes for it and now I have shit all to do no weed and may not have enough to get drunk, fuck. |
Don't beat yourself up over it. Today is just a stupid holiday.
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DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
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I know, and I dislike it very much. It's worse because there is shit all going on so I'm pretty much prisoner in my house.
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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| anorexorcist wrote: |
| I'm pretty much prisoner in my house. |
You and me both.
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| i'll_bite_your_ear wrote: |
DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
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Yay I'm getting pot, happy valentines day, I gotta date with Sweet Jane.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
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Shhhh! Be very very quiet! It's woman season! I'm woman hunting.
You know, every time I go woman hunting it always seems to blow up in my face. I never really get the things I want. I'm not expecting a pity party or nothing, but any girl'd be nice every now and then. I'm a nice guy, I bathe. Sure I got long hair, so what? It doesn't make me a bad person. One example: Last night I had it all ready. The girl that walked out on me on New Year's Eve, well she came back last night.
And she said, "I don't have to go home tonight."
I said, "All right."
So I bought, again, a case of cold, cold Heiniken. And then I had it in the van, a big bottle of Jack Daniels. Not the little one, the big one! And I always carry a stash, cause you never know. I had two left, two ludes, for the girl of my dreams. Now, again, she drinks my beer. She drinks my whiskey. She does my Qualudes. 5 o'clock comes around.
"Oh, I feel sick... I gotta go home now."
And she threw up all over the floor. I said, "Freeze, freeze, go outside and do that!" I said, "The hell with this. I don't need this. I'll go to the geisha house where it's free." So I said, "Quit, quit throwing up! Don't tell me no, tell me yeah yeah yeah! Don't tell me no, tell me yeah yeah yeah!"
And she threw up again!
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
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Happy Yearly-reminder-that-I've-never-had-a-significant-other Day.  |
Same here.
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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Ok... so this year for Valentines day, my wife chose MAX PAYNE as the movie we should watch together.
Um... my wife rules.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
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Fuck you GP, can't you see everyone else in this thread is pissed off?!
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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Man...I got drunk last night, and the proceeding for this evening have begun. Bitches ain't shit guys, bitches ain't shit.
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
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Ok, syd, what is that last post of yours from? I might be to effed to remember.
I changed my stance on weed, weed this good should be illegal
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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I worked all day and tried to ignore what day it was.
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REVIEWS, LEGOS, NONSENSE Check out Zarak's Barracks!
"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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| anorexorcist wrote: |
| Ok, syd, what is that last post of yours from? I might be to effed to remember. |
It's from a Kix song called "Yeah Yeah Yeah".
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Kin 2 Goldfish
Title: King 2 Fish
Joined: Feb 10 2009
Location: Nor-Cal
Posts: 14
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re: the S&BJ day, I'de be afraid I would choke while she's down their doing her chore.
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Asmodeous667
Title: Keeper of the briefcase
Joined: Nov 13 2007
Location: The Alaska tundra
Posts: 149
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Come on now, Valentines day is the best time of the year!! It's one of the easiest days around to meet a new girl, get her some roses and get lucky! So stop getting pissed at the day and go get some next year!
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Good....... Bad......... I'm the guy with the gun
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 3112
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I worked from 4pm-1am at a restaurant. 650 customers. I can't move anything but my fingers.
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So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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Ljusdahl
Title: Man of inaction.
Joined: Sep 03 2007
Location: Chair
Posts: 46
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