Lmfao. Where has this website been all my life?? That was so entertaining I started poking around the site, and have been laughing my ass off ever since.
Great find. "Work...work you goddamned fucking piece of shit!"
Its funny because its true lol.
William Shakespeare wrote:
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
Rycona
Moderator
Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
Posts: 2815
Posted:
Feb 11 2009 04:30 pm
"time vampire"
That's a great phrase.
Hilarious stuff.
RIP Hacker.
Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
Posted:
Feb 11 2009 05:17 pm
The Onion rules.
IceWarm
Joined: Dec 22 2008
Location: Breckenridge, Colorado
Posts: 1691
Posted:
Feb 11 2009 06:28 pm
That was hilarious. I love the seriousness of the news anchor.
"Anybody who ever built an empire, or changed the world, sat where you are now. And it’s because they sat there that they were able to do it."
"Fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties, number one being, you're fighting in a basement."
"You're Not So Tough Without Your Veggie!"
MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
Posted:
Feb 11 2009 09:46 pm
The Onion has some great videos. Some dick always sends them to me.
"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
Posts: 3332
Posted:
Feb 11 2009 11:04 pm
I liked the billboard "Just buy this shit" the best.
Congrats on discovering the Onion SH, it's a great piece of comedy. Their archives are a great source of entertainment during down time at work.
