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Hacker
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Joined: Sep 13 2008
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In soviet Russia syd is sober has short hair and doesn't give a damn about pop culure
Thank god we are not in Russia
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JimmyLazer
Title: Always bored
Joined: Feb 07 2009
Location: Philly, PA
Posts: 216
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| hacker wrote: |
In soviet Russia syd is sober has short hair and doesn't give a damn about pop culure
Thank god we are not in Russia |
So true 
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Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 4465
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In Soviet Russia, (noun) (verb) YOU.
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Valdronius is right kids, contrary to popular belief Syd is neither a noun nor a verb.
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Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 4465
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| Blackout wrote: |
| Valdronius is right kids, contrary to popular belief Syd is neither a noun nor a verb. |
SYD = Sycophantic Yuppy Disorder. Not quite as dangerous as Intermitent Explosive Disorder, but equally fantastical.
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
Location: Uranus
Posts: 2286
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In Soviet Russia, tax returns YOU.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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in soviet russia, username has something clever to say... or something.
anyhow, welcome
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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In soviet russia (insert somethings opposite. insert "you" if required )
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Aqua Hedgehog
Joined: Nov 02 2008
Posts: 725
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In Soviet Russia, moderator likely to be banned by YOU!!
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Kubo
Joined: Aug 24 2005
Location: Mount Holly, NJ
Posts: 1062
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| In Soviet Russia, these jokes are still not funny. |
In Soviet Russia, joy kills YOU!
Just playin' buddy 
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Thou, because I am wroth, be not dismayed, for I shall win the strife, whoever circle round within for the defence. This their insolence is not new, for of old they used it at a less secret gate, which still is found without a bolt. Above it thou didst see the dead inscription; and already on this side of it
descends the steep, passing without escort through the circles,
One such that by him the city shall be opened to us. |
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Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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In soviet Russia houses build you
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Ermac
Title: Thread Killer
Joined: Aug 04 2008
Location: Outworld
Posts: 1512
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old but fitting
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
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In soviet russia thread lemon parties you.
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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old but fitting
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LMAO That's so awesome!
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DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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Undeath
Title: Facepuncher of Asses
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: Here
Posts: 608
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In Soviet Russian Mexico, The Squirts Has YOU! And also, the water DOESN'T drink YOU! And the blood of the nonbelievers FLOWS with STREETS!
I always liked fucking up Russian jokes, but I always liked Yoda insults better. It's not meme, but hey, something about calling someone an asshole in Yoda was always funny.
"Hey, watch where you're driving!"
"Be you fucked, hole of ass!"
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"MARGARINE IS ONE MOLECULE AWAY FROM PLASTIC."
Not only is that not right, that's not even wrong. It's a meaningless statement. Saying something is "one molecule away" from plastic is like saying a farm is one letter away from a fart. Water is "one molecule away" from being explosive hydrogen gas. |
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Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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in soviet russia people read jeebus's blog
just messin man i actually find your blog really funny
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Rycona
Moderator
Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
Posts: 2815
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| DarknessDeku wrote: |
| Ermac wrote: |
old but fitting
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LMAO That's so awesome! |
Agreed.
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RIP Hacker. |
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JimmyLazer
Title: Always bored
Joined: Feb 07 2009
Location: Philly, PA
Posts: 216
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Lol very funny guys....
In the Federation of Russia the Commies won...
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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(Could have been better, but meh, point made.)
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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In Soviet Russia boners bone you!
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DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
Posts: 3475
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In Soviet Russia, butt fucks you!
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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SoldierHawk
Moderator
Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6113
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In Soviet Russia, Pokemon capture YOU!
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| Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. |
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the_almighty_spehornoob
Joined: Sep 22 2008
Posts: 289
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| SoldierHawk wrote: |
| In Soviet Russia, Pokemon capture YOU! |
To add to this:
In Soviet Russia All gotta Catch YOU!
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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In Soviet Russia hacker hacks you!
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
Posts: 1123
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
| In Soviet Russia hacker hacks you! |
 Thanks that made my morning.
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