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I figured out how to stop the peanut butter outbreak.


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DarknessDeku
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Joined: Dec 08 2007
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PostPosted: Feb 06 2009 11:20 pm Reply with quote Back to top

1. Find out where the peanut butter is coming from.
2. Stop getting the peanut butter from there.

Oh my fucking god I'm a genius.


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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
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PostPosted: Feb 06 2009 11:48 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Get rid of the peanuts.


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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Feb 07 2009 12:05 am Reply with quote Back to top

Kill all the white people. Then we'll be free.
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Aqua Hedgehog
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PostPosted: Feb 07 2009 12:54 am Reply with quote Back to top

O_O
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Black Zarak
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Joined: Feb 01 2006
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PostPosted: Feb 07 2009 01:09 am Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
Kill all the white people. Then we'll be free.


Said the man who's so white, he bursts into flame under sunlight...


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Mr. Bomberman
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Title: (still) token black.
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PostPosted: Feb 07 2009 01:29 am Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
Kill all the white people. Then we'll be free.


We're gonna hit 'em in the head with a bat, and make them cry. =P

Also, more booze. The answer to these questions is always "more booze".


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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
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PostPosted: Feb 07 2009 01:34 am Reply with quote Back to top

Didn't they already find the peanut manufacturing place responsible already? I'm pretty sure they did, and I'm pretty sure it was in Georgia. There were a buttload of violations of health codes and all that jazz at this particular peanut processing place. Also, as I have heard on NPR, they KNEW the peanuts were tainted, but kept taking samples until one turned out negative. Pretty lazy and sleazy. Pretty sure this one's getting shut down...
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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
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PostPosted: Feb 07 2009 01:37 am Reply with quote Back to top

Also, the problem is that the tainted peanuts were being used for about 2 years before they were stopped, so there's a hell of a lot of bad peanuts out there.


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Blackout
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PostPosted: Feb 07 2009 05:24 am Reply with quote Back to top

Mr. Bomberman wrote:
Also, more booze. The answer to these questions is always "more booze".

I'll agree to that.



 
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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: Feb 07 2009 05:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
Mr. Bomberman wrote:
Also, more booze. The answer to these questions is always "more booze".

I'll agree to that.

although i dont agree with your idea, i will drink to that


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PostPosted: Feb 07 2009 11:47 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
Kill all the white people. Then we'll be free.


Is that a suicide threat?
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
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PostPosted: Feb 08 2009 12:56 am Reply with quote Back to top

Methinks a ginormous co-ed circle jerk would cause the peanut/salmonella outbreak to cease in at least 15 moons.
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