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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
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I have to go with all of the main characters of Seinfeld. All they do each episode is whine about stupid crap. It gets almost painful to watch the three ugliest fucking CHUDS on the planet talk about dumping hot women because "She has a wrinkle on her forehead, NURR!" or something.
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Undeath
Title: Facepuncher of Asses
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: Here
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Yeah, maybe I'm in the minority on that one, but I was bored to tears by Seinfeld. I can't claim I hate them because I simply never watched it.
Going back a few posts, now that I think about it, I dislike Hank Hill. mostly because Tom Anderson from Beavis and Butt-Head, who is essentially the same character, was a lot funnier.
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"MARGARINE IS ONE MOLECULE AWAY FROM PLASTIC."
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
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The great thing about Seinfeld was that not only could a casual fan watch a random rerun of Seinfeld and not worry about being confused (as is the case with most sitcoms), but for the people who watched every episode they had some of the best running jokes of any sitcom I've ever watched, from the Biff Loman references to Vandelay and so on.
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TopShelf
Title: Not the Pantry
Joined: Jan 06 2009
Location: But the Topshelf
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It's not a sitcom, but that guy in the UPS commercials with the long hair and his clever drawings. He's so smug with his electronic marker....I hate that guy!
also, anyone on Party of Five. Oh wait there's more, that guy on Dawson's creek who was in the Mighty duck movies....actually I might as well throw in everyone on that show with their overly mature dialogue.
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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Yeah I hated the overly mature dialogue as well. No one fucking talks like that. The same reason I hated Gilmore Girls because they talked way too fast and said things that no mother and teenage daughter would say to each other or talk about at all. Fuck them.
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drewbocop
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: Michigan
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| Yeah I hated the overly mature dialogue as well. No one fucking talks like that. The same reason I hated Gilmore Girls because they talked way too fast and said things that no mother and teenage daughter would say to each other or talk about at all. Fuck them. |
Damnit! I specifically came to this thread to list everyone from Gilmore Girls. Beat to the punch. What's even worse was my ex and her friends were obsessed with that show and ACTUALLY STARTED TO TALK LIKE THAT. And now I hate her too!
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| Now that rainbows are confiscate of the Gay Empire Or Whatever©, they're suspect to foul play. People follow it expecting a pot of gold and a leprechaun, but all they find is a mannequin with a melted ass and a bloody rubber inside... and a leprechaun. |
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TopShelf
Title: Not the Pantry
Joined: Jan 06 2009
Location: But the Topshelf
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| joshwoodzell wrote: |
| Yeah I hated the overly mature dialogue as well. No one fucking talks like that. The same reason I hated Gilmore Girls because they talked way too fast and said things that no mother and teenage daughter would say to each other or talk about at all. Fuck them. |
Damnit! I specifically came to this thread to list everyone from Gilmore Girls. Beat to the punch. What's even worse was my ex and her friends were obsessed with that show and ACTUALLY STARTED TO TALK LIKE THAT. And now I hate her too! |
Don't worry, there are still plenty of shitty people to hate on in the sitcom world besides the Gilmore girls and their fast emotional talking.
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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I hate stock nerd characters that usually appear in exactly one episode of a tv show. It's like they are explaining why they don't use a nerdy character for the whole show.
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DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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Shut up, Dorn
Title: White Chocolate
Joined: Jan 04 2008
Location: Grate Whyte Norf
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| Another one is Eric from That 70's show. It's real bad when the main character is a whiny douche and you don't care about him. Red is the only person who could make me laugh on that show. And Bob. Fuck Donna A lot. |
Fixed.[/b]
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Aqua Hedgehog
Joined: Nov 02 2008
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| but I'm pretty sure 90% of this forum has nothing but pure, burning hatred for Friends, and most of the cast, so I'd watch your tongue there lad. |
The full Sydlexia forums I've known at least 50% of it to be bashing a lot of the newer pop cult shit, reminiscent to how an old man would whine about how society collapsed.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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| joshwoodzell wrote: |
| but I'm pretty sure 90% of this forum has nothing but pure, burning hatred for Friends, and most of the cast, so I'd watch your tongue there lad. |
The full Sydlexia forums I've known at least 50% of it to be bashing a lot of the newer pop cult shit, reminiscent to how an old man would whine about how society collapsed. |
GET OFF MY DAMN LAWN!!
and GET A HAIRCUT WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.
damn kids and their loud rock & roll
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
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Gilmore Girls isn't bad, they just need a different camera set-up. Having the camera switch from character-to-character so quickly and frequently actually gave me motion sickness one time.
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
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| Greg the White wrote: |
| Gilmore Girls isn't bad, they just need a different camera set-up. Having the camera switch from character-to-character so quickly and frequently actually gave me motion sickness one time. |
I remember when I would watch Smallville reruns on ABC Family. My wife would come home and always want to watch 7th Heaven, which I didn't mind other than it made me feel like a bad person and an asshole. Then she would always want to watch Gilmore Girls. I suppose I didn't have to watch it, but the cable box in our room was jacked up and besides, what else am I going to do besides watch tv to waste my life away? I guess it wasn't that bad. But I have a bad taste in my mouth. I think it's because it was forced on me. I mean, I never made her watch Miami Vice or Magnum PI.
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drewbocop
Joined: Jun 20 2008
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TopShelf
Title: Not the Pantry
Joined: Jan 06 2009
Location: But the Topshelf
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| Greg the White wrote: |
| Gilmore Girls isn't bad, they just need a different camera set-up. Having the camera switch from character-to-character so quickly and frequently actually gave me motion sickness one time. |
Your right it isn't bad. It's absolutely terrible, I hope all the bad and horrible things in the world happen to the creators of the Gilmore Girls.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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I don't know if this has been mentioned, but I hate every character in Everybody Loves Raymond. Especially his wife. Jesus, what a bitch.
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Tyop
Title: Grammar Nazi
Joined: May 04 2008
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Gilmore Girls isn't even a sitcom. It has none of the classical features of a sitcom: no fixed multi-camera setup; not filmed in front of a live audience; continuous, over-arching story, instead of self-contained 25 minute episodes; a wide variety of scenery, instead of the same four or five studio backdrops over and over again. The show has a lot more in common with a classic screwball comedy than a sitcom: the witty, quip-filled, fast-paced dialogue; the strong female characters that the male characters have problems keeping up with; the comical upper class unfamiliarity with the real world; and of course, with Lorelai and Luke, the seemingly mismatched romantic couple in the middle of it all.
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
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But it just aint entertaining.
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Tyop
Title: Grammar Nazi
Joined: May 04 2008
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I found it to be pretty entertaining. I'm a big fan of the screwball comedies of the 30s and 40s and the show did a good job of transporting some of that genre into the present and mixing it with pop culture references. It had fun characters, some played by fantastic actors like Kelly Bishop and Edward Herrmann. It also gave a home to a number of people that I liked on other shows, such as Sally Struthers from All in the Family, Danny Strong from Buffy or Sherilyn Fenn from Twin Peaks. Not to mention the host of guests they had like Sebastian Bach, Carole King or Michael York. Unfortunately the show lost some of its appeal for me with seasons five and six and eventually started to suck in season seven when Amy Sherman-Palladino left. But I still like the first four seasons.
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
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Although I don't agree with you mostly, you do a great job of defending what you like without being a dick like most people here, so you get multiple cool points. If it would have gone for more of a comedic approach instead of having a different crisis every episode that must be dealt with in a non comedic fashion, I probably would have liked it a little more. But to each his own.
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drewbocop
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: Michigan
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| or Sherilyn Fenn from Twin Peaks. |
Oh man, I forgot about Twin Peaks. I've really been meaning to revisit that show as well.
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| Now that rainbows are confiscate of the Gay Empire Or Whatever©, they're suspect to foul play. People follow it expecting a pot of gold and a leprechaun, but all they find is a mannequin with a melted ass and a bloody rubber inside... and a leprechaun. |
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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| Tyop wrote: |
| Gilmore Girls isn't even a sitcom. It has none of the classical features of a sitcom: no fixed multi-camera setup; not filmed in front of a live audience; continuous, over-arching story, instead of self-contained 25 minute episodes; a wide variety of scenery, instead of the same four or five studio backdrops over and over again. The show has a lot more in common with a classic screwball comedy than a sitcom: the witty, quip-filled, fast-paced dialogue; the strong female characters that the male characters have problems keeping up with; the comical upper class unfamiliarity with the real world; and of course, with Lorelai and Luke, the seemingly mismatched romantic couple in the middle of it all. |
Most sitcoms get into story arcs if they go on long enough.
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Tyop
Title: Grammar Nazi
Joined: May 04 2008
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They keep a sense of continuity, but that rarely reaches the point where you can't just jump into the show not knowing what happened before and still easily understand what is going on. A good indicator for this is that sitcoms rarely have a recap before the actual episode that reminds the audience of the events of the previous week (at least they don't have here, not so sure about the U.S.)
And I never claimed that all of those elements I mentioned are true for all sitcoms, just that Gilmore Girls not exhibiting a single one of them shows that it's not a sitcom. You could also make the point that not all sitcoms have a fixed multi-camera setup. Malcolm in the Middle or Scrubs are well known deviations from the norm. But in general the statement is still true, so much that that setup is considered the classical one for sitcoms.
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Scrambles
Title: The Ghost Most Holy-o
Joined: Mar 14 2009
Location: Land of the Unholy Dong
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I can't believe noone's said this...FRAN DRESCHER from The Nanny. 'Nuff said.
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