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Jessica Simpson Fat?


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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
PostPosted: Jan 31 2009 11:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Well there have been more recent photos where she looks just fine.


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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
PostPosted: Feb 01 2009 01:05 am Reply with quote Back to top

JRA wrote:
I think it's just the shitty clothes, put her back in that pink bikini (or naked) and everyone will be jackin off again.

Nod


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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: Feb 01 2009 01:07 am Reply with quote Back to top

i'll say it again:

I've had worse.


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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
PostPosted: Feb 01 2009 01:19 am Reply with quote Back to top

I'll give her the benefit of my doubt, if you know what I mean.


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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
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PostPosted: Feb 01 2009 02:16 am Reply with quote Back to top

username wrote:
i'll say it again:

I've had worse.

This.
And the worst piece I ever had was excellent.


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Shut up, Dorn
Title: White Chocolate
Joined: Jan 04 2008
Location: Grate Whyte Norf
PostPosted: Feb 01 2009 03:56 am Reply with quote Back to top

Yeah, I don't know what many of the people are sayin. I think she might even be more attractive in those photos than she is in the earlier ones.

Ah, who am I kidding?

But, I find her extremely hot, frankly more hot there than in a lot of her pictures. Seriously, we (and by we I mean I) need a porno video of her released. Seriously.


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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
PostPosted: Feb 01 2009 04:52 pm Reply with quote Back to top

1) I figure she's at a human weight right now, as in not starving herself, yet still remaining healthy

2) Using my sister's constant verbal outpour of fashion critique, a giant belt over your stomach, and super-pulled-up pants make your ass look bigger (in a bad way, think of fat guys who try to hide their stomach in their jeans), and waist look smaller

3)Who cares


So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind.
 
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drewbocop
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: Michigan
PostPosted: Feb 01 2009 06:19 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Weird, as soon as I opened this thread, Matt Lauer was talking about how Obama was replaced by Jessica Simpson on US Weekly and she's apparently in a "weight battle." Strange timing...


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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
PostPosted: Feb 02 2009 01:07 am Reply with quote Back to top

I'd tap it.


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IceWarm
Joined: Dec 22 2008
Location: Breckenridge, Colorado
PostPosted: Feb 02 2009 02:35 am Reply with quote Back to top

lordsathien wrote:
I'd tap it.

Me too...I'd tap it MtG style! Smile


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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
PostPosted: Feb 02 2009 03:01 am Reply with quote Back to top

IceWarm wrote:
lordsathien wrote:
I'd tap it.

Me too...I'd tap it MtG style! Smile


So you'd turn her sideways and touch her with your finger once then leave her alone for a while?


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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
PostPosted: Feb 02 2009 03:43 am Reply with quote Back to top

Lottel wrote:
IceWarm wrote:
lordsathien wrote:
I'd tap it.

Me too...I'd tap it MtG style! Smile


So you'd turn her sideways and touch her with your finger once then leave her alone for a while?

Nah, first I'd tap her Mountains, then her Plains and finish off with her Island. Razz

Motion to add the Tap symbol as an emoticon.


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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
PostPosted: Feb 02 2009 07:10 am Reply with quote Back to top

I second the motion

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Ermac
Title: Thread Killer
Joined: Aug 04 2008
Location: Outworld
PostPosted: Feb 02 2009 07:18 am Reply with quote Back to top

Lottel wrote:
I second the motion




you asked for it,prepare for a pop culture blast from the past



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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Feb 02 2009 08:38 am Reply with quote Back to top

What is a tap symbol?



 
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
PostPosted: Feb 02 2009 03:40 pm Reply with quote Back to top

GPFontaine wrote:
What is a tap symbol?

Preserve your ignorance of the nerdiness.


So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind.
 
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
PostPosted: Feb 03 2009 01:40 am Reply with quote Back to top

GPFontaine wrote:
What is a tap symbol?

Just do a google image search for "Tap Symbol"


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IceWarm
Joined: Dec 22 2008
Location: Breckenridge, Colorado
PostPosted: Feb 03 2009 01:43 am Reply with quote Back to top

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"Anybody who ever built an empire, or changed the world, sat where you are now. And it’s because they sat there that they were able to do it."

"Fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties, number one being, you're fighting in a basement."

"You're Not So Tough Without Your Veggie!"
 
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Feb 03 2009 08:29 am Reply with quote Back to top

Fucking Magic the Gathering?

That is the big secret?



 
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
Location: California
PostPosted: Feb 03 2009 05:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'd definitely make her my punching bag for a couple years. And by that I mean I would punch her because I'm insecure with my penis.

I vote we make a gossip category! that would be SUPER! I heard Brangelena the hybrid, adopted ANOTHER fucking kid! LOL, this one is Tongan!


Dances with Wolves 2 is gonna ROCK!
 
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
PostPosted: Feb 03 2009 10:13 pm Reply with quote Back to top

GPFontaine wrote:
Fucking Magic the Gathering?

That is the big secret?

Haha, that's sig material right there.


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TopShelf
Title: Not the Pantry
Joined: Jan 06 2009
Location: But the Topshelf
PostPosted: Feb 03 2009 11:47 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Well does that mean a quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys is dating a fat chick, that's got to be a first. at least she's still far better than Kurt Warner's wife.......she looks like Zeul from Ghostbusters.


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Kojjiro!
Joined: Feb 16 2008
PostPosted: Feb 04 2009 01:07 am Reply with quote Back to top

she looks hot as hell imo


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Ermac
Title: Thread Killer
Joined: Aug 04 2008
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PostPosted: Feb 14 2009 02:34 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I guess it was just the cloths, she is back to being hot as heck

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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
PostPosted: Feb 14 2009 04:14 pm Reply with quote Back to top

That dress is extremely baggy. There could be some fat hidden under there.

I think her fashion selection lately has just been suspect....

She's still one of the most fuckable women on the planet.
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