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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
Posts: 1123
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I've had TWO stalkers. That I am aware of.
Followed me home, to work, around school, etc.
Best advice I can give you? Wait for them to follow you into a crowded area full of your friends, turn around and go fucking ballistic (verbally). Yell and cuss and make a big fucking scene and a total ass out of yourself. Call her names and bad things.
Myup. Only if you like seeing women cry.
Not a very nice way. But effective.
This doesn't apply to your problem though.
If you want to find out who it is, ask them. Tell them that you would like to meet in a public place. (use a little more tact then that though) bring some friends and politely walk up to her, and tell her you are just not interested.
But it sounds as if to me, you ARE interested... I will tell you this. I bet she is a freak in the sack.
And might possibly cut you in your sleep.
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Ermac
Title: Thread Killer
Joined: Aug 04 2008
Location: Outworld
Posts: 1512
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some of yall are the biggest dorks ever, how could you have FEMALE stalkers, false memory sydrome going on
2nd of all if the chick is bothering you ask to take a poop on her head and drive that point home(no woman is going to let you take a poop on them), and if she is one of the.000000000000000000000000000000000001 women that would agree to such, then you have found your wife hacker
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JStrangiato
Title: El Hombre Strangiato
Joined: Jun 12 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 1291
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some of yall are the biggest dorks ever, how could you have FEMALE stalkers, false memory sydrome going on
2nd of all if the chick is bothering you ask to take a poop on her head and drive that point home(no woman is going to let you take a poop on them), and if she is one of the.000000000000000000000000000000000001 women that would agree to such, then you have found your wife hacker |
Are you high?
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 My music/humor blog (R.I.P.): http://lavidastrangiato.blogspot.com/
| Chondra "Mrs. Claudio" Sanchez on Enshin a.k.a. Jake Strangiato wrote: |
| I really like this person. |
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Rycona
Moderator
Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
Posts: 2815
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| Ermac wrote: |
some of yall are the biggest dorks ever, how could you have FEMALE stalkers, false memory sydrome going on
2nd of all if the chick is bothering you ask to take a poop on her head and drive that point home(no woman is going to let you take a poop on them), and if she is one of the.000000000000000000000000000000000001 women that would agree to such, then you have found your wife hacker |
Are you high? |
I think he's correct regardless.
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RIP Hacker. |
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Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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| enshinkarateman wrote: |
| Ermac wrote: |
some of yall are the biggest dorks ever, how could you have FEMALE stalkers, false memory sydrome going on
2nd of all if the chick is bothering you ask to take a poop on her head and drive that point home(no woman is going to let you take a poop on them), and if she is one of the.000000000000000000000000000000000001 women that would agree to such, then you have found your wife hacker |
Are you high? |
I think he's correct regardless. |
why would i want to shit on a girl
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DoctorOrpheus
Title: Title: Title: Title
Joined: Sep 18 2008
Posts: 258
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Because sharing is caring. It's really the same philosophy as giving a girl a box of chocolates. Only the chocolate is pre-digested.
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SevereFlame
Title: Superpowered President
Joined: Dec 07 2008
Location: White House In The Sky
Posts: 529
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| Rycona wrote: |
| enshinkarateman wrote: |
| Ermac wrote: |
some of yall are the biggest dorks ever, how could you have FEMALE stalkers, false memory sydrome going on
2nd of all if the chick is bothering you ask to take a poop on her head and drive that point home(no woman is going to let you take a poop on them), and if she is one of the.000000000000000000000000000000000001 women that would agree to such, then you have found your wife hacker |
Are you high? |
I think he's correct regardless. |
why would i want to shit on a girl |
Cause she's a whore.
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Milhouse
Joined: Dec 19 2008
Location: Charlottesville, VA
Posts: 485
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Scat like Ella Fitzgerald.
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the_almighty_spehornoob
Joined: Sep 22 2008
Posts: 289
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| Rycona wrote: |
| enshinkarateman wrote: |
| Ermac wrote: |
some of yall are the biggest dorks ever, how could you have FEMALE stalkers, false memory sydrome going on
2nd of all if the chick is bothering you ask to take a poop on her head and drive that point home(no woman is going to let you take a poop on them), and if she is one of the.000000000000000000000000000000000001 women that would agree to such, then you have found your wife hacker |
Are you high? |
I think he's correct regardless. |
why would i want to shit on a girl |
Blackmail. Think about it. You have shit on her for the rest of her life. Pun intended.
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
Location: California
Posts: 1399
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man, you are the most inept hacker in the world.
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Dances with Wolves 2 is gonna ROCK! |
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Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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I haven't received an email again so I'm gonna asume it was a joke and move on
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
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Again...why not just type their e-mail into various social websites and Google to try and see if you can find out who they are?
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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| Again...why not just type their e-mail into various social websites and Google to try and see if you can find out who they are? |
I already tried. Nothing.
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DoctorOrpheus
Title: Title: Title: Title
Joined: Sep 18 2008
Posts: 258
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Or you could do what a true Gibson hacker would do. Sign their e-mail up with as much free porn spam as you can.
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
Posts: 2314
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Wait, where was this "poop on my chest" email?
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Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
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| DoctorOrpheus wrote: |
| Or you could do what a true Gibson hacker would do. Sign their e-mail up with as much free porn spam as you can. |
Actually that's what a cracker would do but good idea
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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One errant email does not a stalker make. Unless you've seen more, be it AIM intrusion or some chick staring through your window, it was probably either a joke or some spam.
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
Posts: 1123
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| hacker wrote: |
| DoctorOrpheus wrote: |
| Or you could do what a true Gibson hacker would do. Sign their e-mail up with as much free porn spam as you can. |
Actually that's what a cracker would do but good idea |
YOU did not just say that did you?
Gah. YOU?
HACKER?
T___T
Anyway, who differentiates the terms anymore? It's like White Hat, Black Hat. It really doesn't matter. Unless you are applying for a software job or something.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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Man, you know what would be a totally righteous hack? Get your hands on one of those Gibsons.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
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Turn the tables and stalk the stalker.
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Aqua Hedgehog
Joined: Nov 02 2008
Posts: 725
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
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Actually, Syd called it, even if it only worked in my situtation. I had a real stalker for a while. I met her at some acdec competition or something. It started with creepy myspace messages (one of the many reasons I quit myspace), then moving up.
"Oh hey, funny running into you here."
"Yeah, especially considering you live an hour away, and I mention that I go here everyday on my myspace profile. Funny as hell."
After that, I started sending her creepy, obsessive e-mails till I got to sending her about three per day, and she started ignoring me altogether.
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So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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Aqua Hedgehog
Joined: Nov 02 2008
Posts: 725
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LMFAO
Dude I would've hacked her and looked for pictures before I make my decision on what to do with her.
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Ermac
Title: Thread Killer
Joined: Aug 04 2008
Location: Outworld
Posts: 1512
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I still think my idea of pooping on her head is more effective
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 3112
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| I still think my idea of pooping on her head is more effective |
The problem is that if she likes it, the situation is just going to go downhill.
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So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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