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Hacker
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i got a few emails from some girl here is the first one
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my dear scott
can you hear my heart? THUMP
THUMP
THUMP
wait is it... bump? no I'm pretty sure it's thump.
lemme check. one sec...
YEP I WAS RIGHT.
(thanks for waiting for me) (baby)
SO.I was thinking... can you hear me?
can you hear my heart? can you hear me now?
VERIZON
on the horizon I like rhyming.
so anyway I'm in love with you...
my love bubbles over the top like... the joy of PEPSI... sometimes I take my goldfish. And I make them talk to each other.
and kiss. Like you and I. And then the guy gold fish tells the girl goldfish that he loves her orange taste. And then she smiles.
the SNACK THAT SMILES BACK. GOOOLDFISH!
I am your tarzan and you are my jane. wait no. You are my Jane and I am your Tarzan. (AEEIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO)
*pounding on your chest*
sometimes I get them confused. Whether I'm the boy or the girl. Probably cause other people like my teachers do too
sometimes.
but it doesn't matter. I know you'll accept me for who I am inside. except my insides feel sick sometimes. Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach, Diarrhea, YAY Pepto Bismol!
I know that I am so romantic. I think they should put your head on the quarter.
I want you to be... my coat when I am cold... the pluckers I use for my unibrow... my creme that that creepy doctor with a big daughter whale that washed up and went to the farm and the cow went moo and then I laughed because bill was not talking and the cow was STILL mooing and then Lisa learned how to spell TWO and I counted to three and then we had tea because t goes after s in stupid but then it always comes right after dinner and the chicken cowed and then the duck got braces that prescribed my creme for my athletes foot, my water when Im thirsty. actually I like sunny D with a little sugar on the very edge of the cup. It makes me feel adventurous. A little daring sometimes. We all have to live on the edge a little. except not on the edge of cliffs because there was this one guy who was in love with this one girl and he wanted pizza. and WHAT DID HE GET???
he got pizza.
Scott I want your last name. except i dont know what it is. taste the rainbow. or a donut. I like donuts a lot. but then my brother steals them DONT GET MAD GET GLAD. SO i hide them under my bed. right next to your picture i kiss every night. my eye hurts hold on. it's kind of hard to type with an eyepatch. i lost it in a rooster fight.... DONT REMIND ME IT STILL BREAKS MY HEART
THUMP
thumpppp.......
thuummm.....p
YOU ARE JUST SO CHACHACHACHARMIN. I like BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIEEEE. YOU OTHA SOMETHING SOMETHING CANT DENY. CUZ WHEN A SCOTT WALKS IN I LIKE HIS SKIRT PLAYING THE BAGPIPES IN YO FIREPLACE I GO BANG. when I pull up my pants half the time they aint going up cuz I'm hooked in my jeans and STUCK. then I roll downstairs. cuz I'M A BIG KID NOWWWWWW and get a DONUT. get a job.
HURRY
THE BRITTISH ARE COMING THE SCOTTISH ARE PLAYING.
THE DOGS ARE HOWLING
meeeeoooow
they're AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS.
I want to move to scotland. i love the little guy. accents are hot. like you.
melts in your mouth NOT YOUR HANDS
you're too big to hold.
please reply soon.
I cant sleep until i hear your thoughts about everything. sorry I get sidetracked sometimes... I can't hlep it. I hvea sdilsxia
sometimes.
and i am lacto sentalorent but Im an amazing speller i won the bee.
BUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZ
fuzzzz i like things that rhyme.
like scott... and HOT
I LIKE YOU ALOT
I COULD KEEP YOU IN A POT
BUT NOT UNTIL YOU ROT
CAUSE I LIKE TATER TOTS
but I like you omre)))
(dylsdaix)
(dislaxativia)
CHA CHA CVHARMINNNNNNNNNNG
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after reading al of them asking who she was and how she got my email and now im waiting for a reply
so what should i do about this
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
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Alert the local hospitals. This girl sounds dangerously retarded.
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
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Where do you find these people?
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Ash Burton
Title: AshRaiser
Joined: Nov 10 2008
Location: Florida
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Well first off the Sir Mixalot reference makes me think that this is not a 16 year old girl. Whatever you do, do not set up a meeting. I have a funny feeling this is some 30 year old dude obsessed with Lucky Charms and little boys named Hacker. First thing you should do is call this guy...
Hi, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there?
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Ash is probably just home humping his SNES collection.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Leave the internet IMMEDIATELY!!!
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Hacker
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| Blackout wrote: |
| Leave the internet IMMEDIATELY!!! |
Nice try
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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Keep marking her emails as spam.
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DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
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Hacker
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I want to find out who it is first
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TopShelf
Title: Not the Pantry
Joined: Jan 06 2009
Location: But the Topshelf
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That is completely sideways, but I agree with Ash...it's probably some dude fucking with you. And I wouldn't fuel the fire by responding to him/her, just ignore and delete.
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Hacker
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I read the other ones and the second is a copy of the first and the last is one asking if I got the other messages
It is probabally some dude like you guys said but it's hard to beleive that a guy could write something so stupid
Edit: the last one is just as retarded as the first one
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
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| It is probabally some dude like you guys said but it's hard to beleive that a guy could write something so stupid |
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...Nah, too easy.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
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How do you solve a problem like Maria?
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| How do you solve a problem like Maria? |
Silver bullets.
Hacker, people generally have things called email addresses. And headers. Look in there, it should give you a hint.
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
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| UsaSatsui wrote: |
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| It is probabally some dude like you guys said but it's hard to beleive that a guy could write something so stupid |
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I know, but you wanna bite on it so bad don't you? Fuck, I feel you're pain.
How do we know you aren't writing these and showing us in order to get some attention hacker? Stupid threads get locked so you lose that attention so you make this shit up.
Not sayin' you are, but it's a possibility.
It could be your mother, maybe she just doesn't know how to express herself to you.
You are the boy who stayed inside her the longest afterall.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Invite them to the forums, stop hogging all the fun. 
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the_almighty_spehornoob
Joined: Sep 22 2008
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| anorexorcist wrote: |
| UsaSatsui wrote: |
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| It is probabally some dude like you guys said but it's hard to beleive that a guy could write something so stupid |
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I know, but you wanna bite on it so bad don't you? Fuck, I feel you're pain.
How do we know you aren't writing these and showing us in order to get some attention hacker? Stupid threads get locked so you lose that attention so you make this shit up.
Not sayin' you are, but it's a possibility.
It could be your mother, maybe she just doesn't know how to express herself to you.
You are the boy who stayed inside her the longest afterall. |
You're a bad Panda for that.
I'm also laughing my ass off now.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
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That was mean. 
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Hacker
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
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Sounds like a porn spam bot or some shit to me.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
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Yeah, the whole 'famous brand slogan every second word' thing kinda throws me..
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JStrangiato
Title: El Hombre Strangiato
Joined: Jun 12 2007
Location: Texas
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While hacker's post may seem odd, I'm going to treat it as serious because of my own problems with stalkers in the past. First though, I'd advise against posting someone's e-mail address without their consent. hacker, you should probably edit your post or have the mods remove it.
As for the serious question of dealing with stalkers, there was a girl that was obsessed with me, giving me constantly unwanted attention (I didn't like her, and liked plenty of other girls). I don't think it would be technically considered stalking because she never really followed me home or anything, but the important thing is there was much unwanted attention (I'm going to refer to her as a stalker for simplicity's sake). Basically, you can't be nice. I was trying to be nice to this girl, but no matter how nicely I said "no", she didn't seem to get it. It gets to the point to where you basically need to say "scram", and if she doesn't, tell someone. You may have to get a restraining order, especially if she graduates to following you home, etc. Fortunately, I moved to San Antonio for college before that situation got that bad.
It doesn't sound like hacker's situation is that bad, but I think this could go to anyone having that problem.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| docinsano wrote: |
| Sounds like a porn spam bot or some shit to me. |
Might be someone from a forum diggin for new members, I was recruited to a spammy 4chanish forum years ago through a chat room by someone who matches hacker's stalker's profile. My advice is stay far far away.
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Hacker
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I'm wondering how whoever it is got my email address I have never posted it Anywhere..............wait I once posted it on the forums for the game maker program (it's really called game maker) but that was years ago and I didn't post my name
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
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Delete your account and make a new one. Easiest way to shake 'em.
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
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Quick tip: Why don't you try typing in their e-mail address into Myspace, Facebook, or Google?
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