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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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But there is not a trace of vomit anywhere to be found on it. In fact, I haven't even thrown up in like a year. It's fresh out of the freaking laundry! You ever smell something that wasn't there? I had a pair of pants once that smelled like Jiff Peanut Butter, no matter how many times I washed them, different detergent, even those fruity dryer sheets, still Jiffy.
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SevereFlame
Title: Superpowered President
Joined: Dec 07 2008
Location: White House In The Sky
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
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I think you need a new washer.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Crap I didn't even think about that, I bet one of my douche bag friends puked in my washing machine and never told me.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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Blackout wrote: |
Crap I didn't even think about that, I bet one of my douche bag friends puked in my washing machine and never told me.  |
sounds feasible
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I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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drewbocop
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: Michigan
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Well when you find a bunch of salsa and tortilla chips in your lint tray, you just let us know, k?
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Now that rainbows are confiscate of the Gay Empire Or Whatever©, they're suspect to foul play. People follow it expecting a pot of gold and a leprechaun, but all they find is a mannequin with a melted ass and a bloody rubber inside... and a leprechaun. |
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Shut up, Dorn
Title: White Chocolate
Joined: Jan 04 2008
Location: Grate Whyte Norf
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I once pooped on a car's windshield and then subsequently took said driver's cigar and pooped on one end and pissed on the other. AND THEN HE SMOKED IT. It was fucking epic.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
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I was sitting at the kitchen table the other day and I thought my hands smelled like vomit. I washed them like ten times and I still smelled vomit. I think it was the sink or something.
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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My washer is in my kitchen because some methed out moron designed the place, and I do remember a night where my room mate couldn't handle his mushrooms and puked into the sink next to the washer, bastard ruined my toothbrush. I'm gonna sue the asshole for a new washer if I find any crud in it, Judge Judy here we come!
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King
Title: CTE
Joined: Apr 27 2008
Location: Harrisburg, PA
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A few years ago before I bought my house when I was renting a town house I bought a used washer and dryer. I would say to do to the washer what I did. I scrubbed as much of the inside out as I could reach, using Lysol with Bleach tub and tile cleaner. Then I ran about 2 or 3 loads, no clothes, with detergent and bleach. Also, new hoses, including the drain hose. It fixed mine up.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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Did you take the lint out of the dryer?
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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You could try Febreeze, or an equivilant product. They make stuff just for laundry. I've never had to get out the smell of vomit, but I worked on a ranch for a little over a year, and came home smelling like the shit of various livestock more often than not. Febreeze always seemed to get the worst smells out pretty well. Stains are another story, but at least I can still wear those clothes around the house without gagging.
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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In my personal experience, any smell can be fixed with a combination of Essence Axe and Pine Oust.
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
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It happens to me too, now and then. A couple of weeks ago i started to smell curry while sitting in my room. And it's impossible that anything in my room could have that smell. Well i guess the human senses are sometimes very sensitive, so that you smell, hear or see things you would never expect to.
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Methid Man
Title: Spawn of Billy Mays
Joined: Nov 23 2010
Location: Hackensack, NJ
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...Did this thread get necroed?
Ah fuck it.
I got a Sonic t-shirt as a gift from my GF a few days ago, and since her house smells like cigarette smoke, due to her parents' smoking habits, the shirt had a hint of tobacco smell (the shirt had been staying in her house for some time before eventually being sent out). Not like it really mattered to me, I still loved it, though after a few days of spraying cologne on it and wearing it constantly, the tobacco smell gradually faded away and my own scent just kinda merged with the shirt.
There you go.
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Hacker
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Joined: Sep 13 2008
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I think Ear didn't notice that a bot necromaced it, oh well
I had a pair of jeans that always smelled like book matches, and I loved it.
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Cactus
Joined: Oct 05 2012
Location: UK
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Zombie thread
I work in a charity shop, so I've come across my share of horrific smelling clothes. Sometimes we play "guess the diabloical smell"
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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I heard an old wive's tale that if you leave clothes in the freezer in a ziploc bag for 2+ hours, it'll kill any stench that's in the clothes (the logic behind it being that it kills the bacteria causing the smell). I tried it out and it at least works temporarily, though the smell seems to come back after five or six hours.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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leaving any fabric out in the sun for a few hours will 'bake' away the smell of tobacco. it works a lot better & quicker in AZ where the sun is out for 20 hours a day
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Cactus
Joined: Oct 05 2012
Location: UK
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Cameron wrote: |
I heard an old wive's tale that if you leave clothes in the freezer in a ziploc bag for 2+ hours, it'll kill any stench that's in the clothes (the logic behind it being that it kills the bacteria causing the smell). I tried it out and it at least works temporarily, though the smell seems to come back after five or six hours. |
That wouldn't work because it's not the bacteria themselves that smell, it's the chemicals they produce. It seems to work at first because lowering the temperature makes the chemicals less volatile.
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