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Posted: Jan 15 2009 07:20 pm

Just watched Kids the other night. How the fuck can that skinny punk drink that many 40s of Old E and still walk around? BULLSHIT! Confused

Posted: Jan 15 2009 07:22 pm

5 words could save some poor letch millions of dollars: "One ticket to Bangkok, please."

Posted: Jan 15 2009 07:29 pm

I have a hard time believing that a girl who WOULD auction off her virginity would actually BE a virgin by the age of 22. So virtuous for those first 22 years........then, whaaat?

Joined: Jun 20 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 802

Yeah, she certainly doesn't look like she'd be a virgin. It looks like she has fake tits for chrissakes.

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drewbocop wrote:

Yeah, she certainly doesn't look like she'd be a virgin. It looks like she has fake tits for chrissakes.

My, isn't it amazing what Photoshop can do?

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Aqua Hedgehog wrote:

drewbocop wrote:

Yeah, she certainly doesn't look like she'd be a virgin. It looks like she has fake tits for chrissakes.

My, isn't it amazing what Photoshop can do?

Uh, what exactly are you implying? That they put her head on a different body? Those tits are huge, airbrushed or not.

Joined: Feb 24 2006 Posts: 2578

Quote:

She claims she has received offers up to $3.7M for a one-night stand with her, the paper reported.

Dylan says that 10,000 men have bid to have sex with her, according to the paper.

Emphasized for skepticism. Wink

Joined: Dec 06 2007 Location: Connecticut Posts: 11244

This girl should scam them all.

Take on the top 20 and never work a day in her life again.

Docinsano's Channel 63 · Posted: Jan 15 2009 10:12 pm

I think this girl needs to be certified a virgin by a doctor. If she no longer has her hymen, she ain't a virgin and this whole auction goes out the window. Pics or she ain't a virgin...

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What type of doctor? A Dr. Insano?

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GPFontaine wrote:

What type of doctor? A Dr. Insano?

Posted: Jan 15 2009 11:14 pm

He was trying so hard not to laugh. I tried not to laugh at him trying not to laugh... but I couldn't help it after a few seconds.

Posted: Jan 15 2009 11:50 pm

drewbocop wrote:

GPFontaine wrote:

What type of doctor? A Dr. Insano?

Posted: Jan 16 2009 02:02 am

from what i understand, girls can rip their hymen from having a fall on a bike, or something similar. granted its been ages since i studied biology, so looking for the hymen is not really a good way to check if they are virgins.

i dont get the whole virgin fetish either. if you wanna be dominating in something, just go after the insecure nerdy girls. or insecure hot girls. or insecure fat girls.

either way, i'd let her sit on my face for 5 bucks.

Posted: Jan 16 2009 02:05 am

They can even break it through any strenuous activity, such as sports and rough oral.

Posted: Jan 16 2009 02:07 am

Rycona wrote:

They can even break it through any strenuous activity, such as sports and rough oral.

or if they're constipated and struggling to push that one giant turd out.

(that last statement may or may not be true... no girl has ever admitted to breaking their hymen while taking a dump)

Posted: Jan 16 2009 02:09 am

username wrote:

Rycona wrote:

They can even break it through any strenuous activity, such as sports and rough oral.

or if they're constipated and struggling to push that one giant turd out.

(that last statement may or may not be true... no girl has ever admitted to breaking their hymen while taking a dump)

That's the girl I'm going to marry. It could be great or terrible.

Posted: Jan 16 2009 02:43 am

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

Thanks guys, I needed that laugh.

Posted: Jan 16 2009 03:18 am

username wrote:

from what i understand, girls can rip their hymen from having a fall on a bike, or something similar. granted its been ages since i studied biology, so looking for the hymen is not really a good way to check if they are virgins.

i dont get the whole virgin fetish either. if you wanna be dominating in something, just go after the insecure nerdy girls. or insecure hot girls. or insecure fat girls.

either way, i'd let her sit on my face for 5 bucks.

Proof that nobody reads my posts. The hymen only sticks around for so long before it naturally goes away. At 22 she most likely doesn't have a hymen.

Posted: Jan 16 2009 10:16 am

Mostly because females are more active nowadays. In Italy back in the day, newlyweds would hang the bedsheet they had sex on out the window as proof that the male married a virgin because there would be blood on it from the breaking of the hymen. I have to wonder if any girls juiced themselves to cover, or if they didn't cover, what kind of merciless beating and shamed was thusly placed upon them.

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Rycona wrote:

Mostly because females are more active nowadays. In Italy back in the day, newlyweds would hang the bedsheet they had sex on out the window as proof that the male married a virgin because there would be blood on it from the breaking of the hymen. I have to wonder if any girls juiced themselves to cover, or if they didn't cover, what kind of merciless beating and shamed was thusly placed upon them.

Humans are fucked up...

Posted: Jan 16 2009 10:31 am

Pam Anderson told interviewers her hymen broke at age 9 when her school bus hit a rough bump in the road.

Posted: Jan 16 2009 12:03 pm

Syd Lexia wrote:

Pam Anderson told interviewers her hymen broke at age 9 when her school bus hit a rough bump in the road.

School Bus = Vagina
Rough Bump in the Road = Penis

Posted: Jan 16 2009 12:45 pm

Milhouse wrote:

5 words could save some poor letch millions of dollars: "One ticket to Bangkok, please."

Maybe they don't like Asians... or children... or professional prostitutes.

Posted: Jan 16 2009 01:42 pm

Rycona wrote:

Mostly because females are more active nowadays. In Italy back in the day, newlyweds would hang the bedsheet they had sex on out the window as proof that the male married a virgin because there would be blood on it from the breaking of the hymen. I have to wonder if any girls juiced themselves to cover, or if they didn't cover, what kind of merciless beating and shamed was thusly placed upon them.

Off topic, but worth noting: I think it's absolutely hilarious you, intentionally or not, used professional wrestling lingo to describe fake hymen busting. It almost just makes me mentally picture some woman in the middle of a tag team match using a blade on her vulva or something...

....and OUCH.