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I have endured 15 minutes of Epic Movie.


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worstamericanhero
Title: Wise Ass
Joined: Jul 23 2007
PostPosted: Jan 15 2009 06:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

And I have no happiness left.

Do any of you have similar experiences, where you stopped watching because of how horrid it was?
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Rycona
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PostPosted: Jan 15 2009 07:12 pm Reply with quote Back to top

White Chicks. I really had no intention of watching it anyway, but I was at a friend's birthday party when they put it on. After 10 minutes, I left. I don't run around with excuses either, I told her, "I have to go. This movie is terrible and not funny."


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Knyte
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PostPosted: Jan 15 2009 07:12 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I lasted about 8 minutes into "Meet The Spartans" before I turned it off.
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
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PostPosted: Jan 15 2009 07:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

20 minutes into Blair Witch 2.


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Douche McCallister
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PostPosted: Jan 15 2009 08:36 pm Reply with quote Back to top

An hour and 45 minutes into Class of 1999.


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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
PostPosted: Jan 15 2009 09:13 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I got about 10 minutes into Superhero Movie before stopping.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Jan 15 2009 09:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Epic Movie won't stop playing on the fucking premium channels.

The only good thing about it is the part where the girl kicks the beaver the second time.



 
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Ash Burton
Title: AshRaiser
Joined: Nov 10 2008
Location: Florida
PostPosted: Jan 15 2009 09:47 pm Reply with quote Back to top

20 minutes into Enchanted. My wife pressed stop just as my thumbs were pressing deep into my eye sockets...


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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
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PostPosted: Jan 15 2009 10:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The opening for Tom Goes to the Mayor.



 
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
PostPosted: Jan 15 2009 10:35 pm Reply with quote Back to top

ghost rider i endured till the transformation but after that it was too much


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King
Title: CTE
Joined: Apr 27 2008
Location: Harrisburg, PA
PostPosted: Jan 15 2009 10:52 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Hope FLoats
an ex made me watch it
and my wife has before
I've said before and I'll say it again
Hope Floats, yeah so does shit, you don't see me watching that do ya, except for this shitty movie


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Ross Rifle
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PostPosted: Jan 15 2009 11:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I managed to sit through all of The Love Guru, but only because Jessica Alba is hot, I didn't pay, and I wanted popcorn


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IceWarm
Joined: Dec 22 2008
Location: Breckenridge, Colorado
PostPosted: Jan 15 2009 11:27 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I have thankfully never watched any of these "Insert Word...Movies", "Disaster Movie", "Epic Movie", "Date Movie" and so on. They need to stop making this kind of crap. They are coming out with anther called "Dance Flick" this year. Just as the name implies it is a parody of dance movies and musicals. OK they can stop now.


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Shut up, Dorn
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PostPosted: Jan 15 2009 11:48 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
The opening for Tom Goes to the Mayor.


I am one of the six fans of that show.


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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
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PostPosted: Jan 15 2009 11:56 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Shut up, Dorn wrote:
Blackout wrote:
The opening for Tom Goes to the Mayor.


I am one of the six fans of that show.

I don't hate it really, it just doesn't hold my interest.



 
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Ash Burton
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PostPosted: Jan 16 2009 01:15 am Reply with quote Back to top

IceWarm wrote:
I have thankfully never watched any of these "Insert Word...Movies", "Disaster Movie", "Epic Movie", "Date Movie" and so on. They need to stop making this kind of crap. They are coming out with anther called "Dance Flick" this year. Just as the name implies it is a parody of dance movies and musicals. OK they can stop now.


Seconded! This stopped being funny after Naked Gun.


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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: Jan 16 2009 01:49 am Reply with quote Back to top

Marine79 wrote:
IceWarm wrote:
I have thankfully never watched any of these "Insert Word...Movies", "Disaster Movie", "Epic Movie", "Date Movie" and so on. They need to stop making this kind of crap. They are coming out with anther called "Dance Flick" this year. Just as the name implies it is a parody of dance movies and musicals. OK they can stop now.


Seconded! This stopped being funny after Naked Gun.

scary movie was funny. never saw 2, and 3 was meh. dont know about 4


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Rycona
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PostPosted: Jan 16 2009 02:00 am Reply with quote Back to top

Shut up, Dorn wrote:
Blackout wrote:
The opening for Tom Goes to the Mayor.


I am one of the six fans of that show.

=-=raises hand also=-=


RIP Hacker.
 
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Ross Rifle
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PostPosted: Jan 16 2009 03:17 am Reply with quote Back to top

I like it, but it's got an atmosphere to it that I don't like Confused


And Saw 2 is better than 3...they kinda just decline in quality in each installment...like most horror series


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Burt Reynolds
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PostPosted: Jan 16 2009 03:24 am Reply with quote Back to top

Shut up, Dorn wrote:
Blackout wrote:
The opening for Tom Goes to the Mayor.


I am one of the six fans of that show.

im number 2 and my brother is number 3. I swear people around here are trying to bait me with that... but I guess people just truly hate it.

EDIT: 3 and 4 after seeing rycona enjoys it as well.


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Ross Rifle
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PostPosted: Jan 16 2009 03:27 am Reply with quote Back to top

well you could call me #5...HOLY SHIT, MAYBE #6 IS ON HERE TOO???


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Arlock41
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Joined: Dec 07 2008
PostPosted: Jan 16 2009 05:43 am Reply with quote Back to top

ross_rifle113 wrote:
well you could call me #5...HOLY SHIT, MAYBE #6 IS ON HERE TOO???


Did someone say #6?

Also i don't call Saw a movie, it's more like gorey slasher flick.
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Pandajuice
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Joined: Oct 30 2008
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PostPosted: Jan 16 2009 07:57 am Reply with quote Back to top

Arlock41 wrote:
ross_rifle113 wrote:
well you could call me #5...HOLY SHIT, MAYBE #6 IS ON HERE TOO???


Did someone say #6?

Also i don't call Saw a movie, it's more like gorey slasher flick.


"A movie" is literally "a series of moving pictures", so even movies you don't like are still called movies by definition, whether you acknowledge that or not. And no, the Saw movies are much more than Jason-esque mindless slashers that are just an excuse for gore. You're thinking of Hostel.

The only movies I've ever turned off before they finished are the second Pirates of the caribbean movie (I think I lasted 40 minutes before it got too stupid for me), and Gamers (not The Gamers, which was a great movie); a really dumbass "mockumentary" that tried to be like Christopher Guest films, except forgot to be funny.
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Undeath
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PostPosted: Jan 16 2009 01:48 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I think I've managed to avoid any of the "... Movie" movies since Scary Movie 3, with the exception of Superhero Movie. I knew going in that it was going to be undeniably shitty, but I have a weak spot for superheroes, enough so that I watched this shit.

On a side note, I think Zucker needs to stop involving himself with this shit. His name used to be synonymous with hilarious (See: Airplane) but with every "...Movie" he attaches his name to, I feel like a critical vampire to Zucker's Cinematic Enema Garlic.


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Not only is that not right, that's not even wrong. It's a meaningless statement. Saying something is "one molecule away" from plastic is like saying a farm is one letter away from a fart. Water is "one molecule away" from being explosive hydrogen gas.

 
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drewbocop
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PostPosted: Jan 16 2009 02:33 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Arlock41 wrote:
ross_rifle113 wrote:
well you could call me #5...HOLY SHIT, MAYBE #6 IS ON HERE TOO???


Did someone say #6?

Also i don't call Saw a movie, it's more like gorey slasher flick.


More like 7. I like Tom Goes to the Mayor too.


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