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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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Kubo
Joined: Aug 24 2005
Location: Mount Holly, NJ
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whore.
Not a value judgment, just definitional.
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 Thou, because I am wroth, be not dismayed, for I shall win the strife, whoever circle round within for the defence. This their insolence is not new, for of old they used it at a less secret gate, which still is found without a bolt. Above it thou didst see the dead inscription; and already on this side of it
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
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Damn I dunno, for 3.7mil I would consider giving my my rectal virginity. I'm sure using half of it for counseling could fix all the mental damage the event could create. Or not.
Seriously though, dignity has no dollar value.
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Mr. Bomberman
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Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
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For 3.7 mil, someone could take me and make me their personal sex slave for up to 5 years. Yes, I'm *that* hardcore.
Good for her, I guess.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
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I should just ask her if she wants to trade, but I guess Ross Rifle's Virginity won't pay the bills...
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Syd Lexia
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Burt Reynolds wrote: |
Damn I dunno, for 3.7mil I would consider giving my my rectal virginity. I'm sure using half of it for counseling could fix all the mental damage the event could create. Or not. |
Depending on how big they are, you might require anal reconstruction afterwards.
There are definitely stories of girls who got coaxed into doing an anal video and then had to pay more for anal reconstruction than they got paid for doing the scene.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
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And that is why it is exit only.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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Syd, where did you get $3.7 Million?
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Undeath
Title: Facepuncher of Asses
Joined: Jan 15 2009
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Wasn't this situation, minus the virginity, the entire plot of Indecent Proposal? Man, I better sharpen up my screenwriting skills.
By the way, first post, long time reader, love the site.
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"MARGARINE IS ONE MOLECULE AWAY FROM PLASTIC."
Not only is that not right, that's not even wrong. It's a meaningless statement. Saying something is "one molecule away" from plastic is like saying a farm is one letter away from a fart. Water is "one molecule away" from being explosive hydrogen gas. |
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
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After reading the article, the winner should demand a certificate of authenticity by a physician or something (if that's even possible) because at the age of 22 the hymen more than likely doesn't exist anymore. I mean, you don't want to get ripped off or anything.
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Syd Lexia
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Tyop
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Undeath wrote: |
Wasn't this situation, minus the virginity, the entire plot of Indecent Proposal? |
It's even more similar to parts of Pretty Baby in which Brooke Shields' virginity is auctioned off to the highest bidder.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
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I really don't get the virginity fetish. Its certainly not worth 3.7 million dollars.
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Syd Lexia
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RobotGumshoe wrote: |
I really don't get the virginity fetish. Its certainly not worth 3.7 million dollars. |
Some men consider it emasculating to have a partner that's more experienced than them. Plus a virgin isn't going to you tell you that she's "had better".
Also, people with dominant personalities enjoy the control that comes with taking a virgin and turning her into a skillful sexual partner.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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She is advertising through Nevada. That is why this is legal.
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Rycona
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I've been with 3 virgins. The first time, it was cool because I was a virgin too. The other two times were just frustrating. No surprise, as I'm not really a dominating type, at least not in guiding people to want they think feels good. That's what masturbation when you're 12 is for. I'm amazed that some girls, even after having had sex multiple times, still don't know what they like, or don't know jack. How can one be so ignorant of oneself?
Besides, dealing with someone that seems "innocent" in the art of sex feels like I'm cheating my out of technical pedophilia, which ends up making me very uncomfortable and I just go bust a nut in the toilet room.
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Undeath
Title: Facepuncher of Asses
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Most people in general, no matter the age, have no clue what they want. But to be sexist for a minute, have you EVER met a woman who knows what the hell she wants?
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"MARGARINE IS ONE MOLECULE AWAY FROM PLASTIC."
Not only is that not right, that's not even wrong. It's a meaningless statement. Saying something is "one molecule away" from plastic is like saying a farm is one letter away from a fart. Water is "one molecule away" from being explosive hydrogen gas. |
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Rycona
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Undeath wrote: |
Most people in general, no matter the age, have no clue what they want. But to be sexist for a minute, have you EVER met a woman who knows what the hell she wants? |
Sexually, yes, and those are good times.
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SoftNum
Joined: Jan 13 2009
Location: Chicago, IL
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Dylan wants to auction off her virginity to pay for her master's degree in Family and Marriage Therapy.
Wait... what?
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drewbocop
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: Michigan
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Kind of a butterface as far as I can tell.
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sidewaydriver
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I don't see a problem with it. People have lost their virginity over some really unworthy circumstances. Is a girl who lost hers at 16 at a party getting drunk for the first time any better? 3.7 million dollars is nothing to smirk at, I say good for her. Easy money especially in a recession.
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Rycona
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$3.7 million is a lot better than a baby you can take care of but try to anyway. Some people don't really think too much about virginity nowadays, like, myself, except in the aforementioned sexual circumstances. I don't want an utter whore, but I want someone who has her game face ready.
I wonder if anyone has ever sold tumors or other growths on eBay. Gross.
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
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sidewaydriver wrote: |
I don't see a problem with it. People have lost their virginity over some really unworthy circumstances. Is a girl who lost hers at 16 at a party getting drunk for the first time any better? 3.7 million dollars is nothing to smirk at, I say good for her. Easy money especially in a recession. |
Weel, yeah, she can do what she wants with her body. I just find it incredible that somebody would pay that much to have sex with a virgin. I wonder if she had this planned for a while, because 22 is pretty old to be a virgin, especially considering that generally speaking she would be considered rather attractive by our society, though I don't find her particularly appealing, and obviously saving herself till marriage wasn't an issue.
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Kojjiro!
Joined: Feb 16 2008
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Syd Lexia wrote: |
RobotGumshoe wrote: |
I really don't get the virginity fetish. Its certainly not worth 3.7 million dollars. |
Some men consider it emasculating to have a partner that's more experienced than them. Plus a virgin isn't going to you tell you that she's "had better".
Also, people with dominant personalities enjoy the control that comes with taking a virgin and turning her into a skillful sexual partner. |
not even if you're dom, because what virgin is gonna want to be super submissive like 'tie me up :>' basically only loser dorks want to fuck virgins.
virgin = shit lay, the end.
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Syd Lexia
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She'll just assume that what you're doing is normal.
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