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Arlock41
Title: Naunie
Joined: Dec 07 2008
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aherpesoutbreak
Joined: Dec 15 2008
Posts: 199
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Come on seal of quality, make a comeback!
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drewbocop
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: Michigan
Posts: 802
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Yeesh.
I played the real game when my sister and bro-in-law were here about a week ago. That was fun. Playing it on the Wii? Not so much.
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| Now that rainbows are confiscate of the Gay Empire Or Whatever©, they're suspect to foul play. People follow it expecting a pot of gold and a leprechaun, but all they find is a mannequin with a melted ass and a bloody rubber inside... and a leprechaun. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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And lo she did ride upon the beast, clothed in purple and gold, drunk on the blood of saints, playing Jenga on the Wii.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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I was in Barnes & Noble and I saw a Donkey Kong edition of Jenga. There are mario pieces you have to climb to the top so its not just a matter of who makes the tower fall anymore. I thought that was an original idea. I would have bought it, but my gift card only had $15 dollars left on it.
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Sexton Hardcastle
Title: The Supreme Element
Joined: Apr 01 2006
Location: Maine
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I have that Donkey Kong Jenga, and it is pretty fun at all, but one incredibly annoying thing about it is that the holes you stick the Jump Man/Mario Pegs in aren't all the same size, which doesn't sound like a big deal, but several holes are to small for the pegs to get into without applying force, and applying force will make the entire tower collapse. It can be incredibly frustrating when you lose because of something that stupid. [/quote]
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
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| Blackout wrote: |
| And lo she did ride upon the beast, clothed in purple and gold, drunk on the blood of saints, playing Jenga on the Wii. |
That's my new sig.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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| Sexton Hardcastle wrote: |
| I have that Donkey Kong Jenga, and it is pretty fun at all, but one incredibly annoying thing about it is that the holes you stick the Jump Man/Mario Pegs in aren't all the same size, which doesn't sound like a big deal, but several holes are to small for the pegs to get into without applying force, and applying force will make the entire tower collapse. It can be incredibly frustrating when you lose because of something that stupid. |
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That actually does sound like a serious game flaw.
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 3112
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For a while, I regretted getting a 360 instead of a Wii, but after seeing all of the Wii shovelware, I'm more happy with my choice. There are certainly plenty of good games on the Wii, but the selection seems comparatively smaller.
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So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
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Well, the Wii only has so much shovelware because it's such a popular system. Every popular system has shovelware. Just take a look through history.
On a side note, IGN actually liked one of the characters on the game, which is a slot machine dressed like a cowboy:
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| The only redeeming factor Jenga has (albeit a big one) is the character select screen, which has – amongst other things – a slot machine dressed as a cowboy, complete with hat, bandolier, and pistola. If he teamed up with Ninja Bread Man and made an original Wii-exclusive adventure game, we'd give it game of the year on IGN Wii. A big shout out to Rob Gray and/or Trev Storey; one of you is responsible for the greatest videogame character since Mario. He was, unfortunately, stuck in one turd of a product. |
http://wii.ign.com/articles/847/847965p1.html
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash. |
| Lexiabot9000 wrote: |
| Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating. |
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
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Ninjabread Man is fucking bad ass.
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
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| MOGHARR wrote: |
| Ninjabread Man is fucking bad ass. |
He truly is bad ass. Too bad his game ended up being craptastic.
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash. |
| Lexiabot9000 wrote: |
| Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating. |
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
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| MOGHARR wrote: |
| Ninjabread Man is fucking bad ass. |
He truly is bad ass. Too bad his game ended up being craptastic. |
I saw it on eBay and wanted to buy it, but I read about it and decided not to. BUT NOW MY DAD WANTS TO BUY IT.
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
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| MOGHARR wrote: |
| Ky-Guy wrote: |
| MOGHARR wrote: |
| Ninjabread Man is fucking bad ass. |
He truly is bad ass. Too bad his game ended up being craptastic. |
I saw it on eBay and wanted to buy it, but I read about it and decided not to. BUT NOW MY DAD WANTS TO BUY IT. |
DO NOT under any circumstances LET HIM BUY THAT GAME!!!
That game was so bad the only way I completed the first level was because my roommate said I wouldn't. Not COULDN'T...WOULDN'T.
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Fernin
Title: Comic Author
Joined: Dec 12 2008
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If you really feel the need to play Jenga on the Wii, buy Boom Blox. While it doesn't have an actual Jenga setup, a lot of the levels play like Jenga does, and you can build your own Jenga setup in the level builder.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
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| Douche McCallister wrote: |
| MOGHARR wrote: |
| Ky-Guy wrote: |
| MOGHARR wrote: |
| Ninjabread Man is fucking bad ass. |
He truly is bad ass. Too bad his game ended up being craptastic. |
I saw it on eBay and wanted to buy it, but I read about it and decided not to. BUT NOW MY DAD WANTS TO BUY IT. |
DO NOT under any circumstances LET HIM BUY THAT GAME!!!
That game was so bad the only way I completed the first level was because my roommate said I wouldn't. Not COULDN'T...WOULDN'T. |
I keep telling him not to buy it, no matter how cool the idea is. And then he's all "Well, if I can get for five bucks and bleh meh feh feh FEH."
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
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If he absolutely HAS to play it just get Anubis II, they are just about identical. Seriously. Fuck Bold, Inc. Or whatever there name is. They ruined my WII experience.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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| Douche McCallister wrote: |
| If he absolutely HAS to play it just get Anubis II, they are just about identical. Seriously. Fuck Bold, Inc. Or whatever there name is. They ruined my WII experience. |
right, im sure it was just that ONE game, mr. i-have-about-300-wii-games. and not any of the other crap you have bought.
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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If you want jenga on the Wii get boom blox, same thing but better and made my Sir Steven Speilberg
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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| Optimist With Doubts wrote: |
| If you want jenga on the Wii get boom blox, same thing but better and made my Sir Steven Speilberg |
seconded.
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
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| Douche McCallister wrote: |
| If he absolutely HAS to play it just get Anubis II, they are just about identical. Seriously. Fuck Bold, Inc. Or whatever there name is. They ruined my WII experience. |
Srsly? I really wanted to get Anubis II 
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