Postal is the only decent Uwe Boll movie I've watched.
a movie with fully-frontal Dave Foley is considered decent compared to the rest . . . WTF?
Links, pics, vids . . . I shall post these when given the chance
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Knyte
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Jan 05 2009 08:02 pm
I 2nd that. Postal acually made me laugh out loud, and I love it for the B-grade, horrible movie that it is.
Plus, I will give Boll credit for making fun of himself in the film.
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Jan 06 2009 12:11 am
lol this thread made my day @ work
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Jan 06 2009 01:45 am
ReeperTheSeeker wrote:
IceWarm wrote:
Postal is the only decent Uwe Boll movie I've watched.
a movie with fully-frontal Dave Foley is considered decent compared to the rest . . . WTF?
Except for that part, I didn't need that. Like in Wild Things I didn't need the Kevin Bacon full frontal scene either. Other than that Postal was pretty funny. The conversation between the two terrorist pilots about the number of virgins is hilarious.
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Jan 06 2009 04:57 am
IceWarm wrote:
Except for that part, I didn't need that. Like in Wild Things I didn't need the Kevin Bacon full frontal scene either. Other than that Postal was pretty funny. The conversation between the two terrorist pilots about the number of virgins is hilarious.
To say nothing of the cut bit where he tells the woman his grandfather also died at Aushwitz "He fell off a watchtower."
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Posted:
Jan 06 2009 11:04 am
Me and Uwe: a videogame movie-off. It should happen.
He's finally started making non-videogame movies, like "Seed." I haven't seen it, though, so I dunno how it compares. I also still need to see ITNOTK:ADST. Isn't that the name of one of the Mooninites, though?
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Jan 07 2009 04:56 pm
DarkMaze wrote:
Me and Uwe: a videogame movie-off. It should happen.
He's finally started making non-videogame movies, like "Seed." I haven't seen it, though, so I dunno how it compares. I also still need to see ITNOTK:ADST. Isn't that the name of one of the Mooninites, though?
i have been making the not video game movies for YEARS. there was the GERMAN FRIED MOVIE and BLACKWOODS and HEART OF AMERICA. i am now doing the SEED and THE STORM because the INTERNET LOSERS are too anxious about the VIDEO GAME MOVIES.
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Jan 08 2009 02:56 am
I own Heart of America and I have Seed lying around somewhere... Have I watched them yet? No.
Did I see "Postal"? Oh, yes. And then I tried to kill myself... repeatedly. It was my #1 worst movie of 2008.
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Posted:
Jan 08 2009 07:02 pm
i have been drinkiing and dont care!
the bashing is POINTLESS AND FULF OF JLEALOUSY because i get to see kristanna lokkens tits while you just sit home and MASTRUBATE to what i saw IN THE FELSH because i am a director and not a LOSER FANBOY.
people wonder why the video game movis diont do well and its because OF ASSHOLES WHO GO TO SEE THEM AND SIT THERE AND TRY TO ACT COOL as if the girls CAREA BOUT that.
go see you new mICHAEL BAY BULLSHIT and give him MORE OF THE MONEY FOr nothing.
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Jan 08 2009 07:06 pm
When are you going to box Bay, Boll?
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Jan 09 2009 10:11 am
DrBoll wrote:
i have been drinkiing and dont care!
the bashing is POINTLESS AND FULF OF JLEALOUSY because i get to see kristanna lokkens tits while you just sit home and MASTRUBATE to what i saw IN THE FELSH because i am a director and not a LOSER FANBOY.
people wonder why the video game movis diont do well and its because OF ASSHOLES WHO GO TO SEE THEM AND SIT THERE AND TRY TO ACT COOL as if the girls CAREA BOUT that.
go see you new mICHAEL BAY BULLSHIT and give him MORE OF THE MONEY FOr nothing.
Normally I hate drunk drivers, but I may make an exception if you drunk drive your next movie into a brick wall.
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Posted:
Nov 03 2009 04:06 pm
so, uwe boll is directing a serious movie about the genocide in darfur. how he landed that i have no clue. and apparently... just read on:
This is the first trailer for Uwe Boll's film about the Genocide in Darfur.
"Yes, you read that headline correctly. Dr. Uwe Boll, the notorious filmmaker behind the likes of House of the Dead, Bloodrayne, In the Name of the King: a Dungeon Siege Tale, Alone in the Dark, and Postal, has made a film - a serious one - about the ongoing conflict in the Darfur region of Sudan. I imagine you're as surprised as everyone else..."
apparently he uses real rape victims to act in rape scenes. crazy
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Nov 03 2009 04:47 pm
ReeperTheSeeker wrote:
I have yet to see a boll movie, should i keep my sanity in shake of missing the lols of how bad they are?
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Posted:
Nov 05 2009 08:06 pm
^That second clip was absolutely hilarious until the window-washer.^
What I find funny about that Darfur movie is that Billy Zane is in that too, I thought Boll hated him?
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Nov 06 2009 01:03 am
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Posted:
Nov 06 2009 01:27 pm
More or less... but I seriously will Challenge Boll to a boxing match...
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Posted:
Nov 06 2009 07:19 pm
I never thought this forum would be revisited. I've seen reviews of the boll movies recently and i can safely say that i am glad i never watch ANY of his movies.
Links, pics, vids . . . I shall post these when given the chance
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Posted:
Nov 07 2009 05:17 pm
You know what's kind of creepy? Boll has a movie coming out that doesn't look downright horrible:
