Cattivo wrote:

I proclaim myself as the reincarnation of Nikola Tesla!!! All hail my eccentric inventing genius!!!

Disadvantages of being Tesla:
1. You drink way too much coffee.
2. An almost sexual obsession with pigeons
3. The fucker Edison gets all the credit

Advantages of being Tesla:
1. Scientist, so people excuse the eccentricities
2. Nikolai Tesla is an excellent name, perfect for superheroes, rock stars, and scientists alike.
3. For the time period, a man with your relatively good looks and intellectual prowess could have gotten way more ladies than that doughy ego, the aforementioned Edison, if you weren't furiously masturbating to the aforementioned pigeons due to being all hyped up on the aforementioned coffee.
4. You are a genius without peer, with a career success rate unseen since Leonardo Da Vinci and twice as useful. When you said you invented a death ray, the government came and confiscated those papers fast, cause if anyone was going to invent something like that it was gonna be you.