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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
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Please tell us ahead of time if you will have sex scenes in your movie. Some of us like to watch movies with our families over the holidays, and it gets kinda awkward to get blindsided by a screaming orgasm sex scene in a movie when your parents are in the corner quietly sipping their drinks.
Thanks,
Greg
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 So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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kenthegod
Title: Midnight Scientist
Joined: Dec 07 2006
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I think Home Alone needed some good fucking. Just in the middle of wacky hijinks, cut to the mom taking it in the ass.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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What movie was this?
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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Joined: May 11 2008
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| kenthegod wrote: |
| I think Home Alone needed some good fucking. Just in the middle of wacky hijinks, cut to the mom taking it in the ass. |
HAHAHAHAHA 
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| kenthegod wrote: |
| I think Home Alone needed some good fucking. Just in the middle of wacky hijinks, cut to the mom taking it in the ass. |
Then cut back to this 
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IceWarm
Joined: Dec 22 2008
Location: Breckenridge, Colorado
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Looks like your movie got hit by Tyler Durden.
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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| Greg the White wrote: |
Please tell us ahead of time if you will have sex scenes in your movie. Some of us like to watch movies with our families over the holidays, and it gets kinda awkward to get blindsided by a screaming orgasm sex scene in a movie when your parents are in the corner quietly sipping their drinks.
Thanks,
Greg |
Haha, what exactly were you watching that you were not expecting a sex scene?
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Oz
Title: Mr. Vengeance
Joined: Jan 04 2009
Location: Finland
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That is so true. Luckily I have been able to skip watching an unfamiliar movie with my parents for a long while because the potential of an awkward sex scene is high. Speaking of screwing movies with sex, I never get tired of Kevin Smith and his Lord of the Rings jokes. If you haven't heard those, check them right here.
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
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| Andrew Man wrote: |
| Greg the White wrote: |
Please tell us ahead of time if you will have sex scenes in your movie. Some of us like to watch movies with our families over the holidays, and it gets kinda awkward to get blindsided by a screaming orgasm sex scene in a movie when your parents are in the corner quietly sipping their drinks.
Thanks,
Greg |
Haha, what exactly were you watching that you were not expecting a sex scene? |
Don't tell me it was The Spirit, it's a Frank Miller movie, of course there will be fucking.
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
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| ReeperTheSeeker wrote: |
| Andrew Man wrote: |
| Greg the White wrote: |
Please tell us ahead of time if you will have sex scenes in your movie. Some of us like to watch movies with our families over the holidays, and it gets kinda awkward to get blindsided by a screaming orgasm sex scene in a movie when your parents are in the corner quietly sipping their drinks.
Thanks,
Greg |
Haha, what exactly were you watching that you were not expecting a sex scene? |
Don't tell me it was The Spirit, it's a Frank Miller movie, of course there will be fucking. |
It's actually happened a lot before this. I can't even remember the name of the movie. It started out as a family-friendly romantic comedy, but it just had one of those scenes where the woman smiles into the man's eyes, then it just switches to this hot and heavy minute-long sex scenes where the moaning was recorded at higher volume than any dialogue, and of course we couldn't find the remote to turn it down.
Still not as bad as having to watch Monster's Ball with your parents when I was in eighth grade. I only ever saw Billy Bob in Slingblade, so that first anal scene really came out of left field for me.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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I kind of had a similar experience watching A History of Violence with my mom.
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
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| I kind of had a similar experience watching A History of Violence with my mom. |
Yeah, talk about a really out of place sex scene. One minute I'm watching Smoochie and Vicky Valencourt going at it, then two black guys get murdered.
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So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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well to be fair you can actually look up the information online and usually in movie previews they will have the rating and why it was rated as such, but i get your point
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Tyop
Title: Grammar Nazi
Joined: May 04 2008
Location: Sauerkrautland
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I had a similar experience when I watched Anal Sluts in Sphincterland with my mom.
No wait, that was her walking in on me beating it. Nevermind.
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
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| Tyop wrote: |
I had a similar experience when I watched Anal Sluts in Sphincterland with my mom.
No wait, that was her walking in on me beating it. Nevermind. |
good one
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
Location: California
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I was going to watch Babel with my parents the other day, because it was a good movie, and I knew they would like it. I decided against because of the Asian chick's nude scenes. I would most certainly get an erection, and I wouldn't want my parents to see because they are Xenophobes.
Seriously though, why do people get so squeamish when it comes to nudity or sex scenes with their parents? No problem watching people get mamed left and right, but a boobie?! I think it's because it's a subtle reminder that your parents did that to make you, and nobody wants to think about that.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
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| I was going to watch Babel with my parents the other day, because it was a good movie, and I knew they would like it. I decided against because of the Asian chick's nude scenes. I would most certainly get an erection, and I wouldn't want my parents to see because they are Xenophobes. |
Aaaaah, I watched that with my Dad one night. I needed to get a blanket. 
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