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Posted: Dec 15 2008 10:09 am

You know, I think PETA have finally found a way to brainwash us into NOT eating real turkeys for Thanksgiving. I was too late to stop you guys from eating turkey by brainwa- I mean showing you this Flash Game from PETA.

Cooking Mama, The Unauthorized PETA Edition: Mama Kills Animals

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with this game? No matter what rank you get (Meaner then Mama or "Don't Be A Saint!") the ending's the same. Also, what the hell is a tofu turkey? Tofu tastes like crap. Ah well, at least you get bonuses. (Even though it's just banners like this, videos of turkey slaughter, desktop wallpaper, and some recipe., I suspect more brainwashing from PETA)

Also, in the main menu, there's a small link at the bottom that says:

Urge Majesco to make a vegetarian recipe version of Cooking Mama!

Oh.. my.. god.. IT'S A CAMPAIGN. FOR A VIDEO GAME.

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Is it me or do most PETA people come across as being more violent minded than the average non-extremist?

Posted: Dec 16 2008 02:05 am

GPFontaine wrote:

Is it me or do most PETA people come across as being more violent minded than the average non-extremist?

Yes they are. And tofu is good in some applications. Like the Cashew Nut and Tofu dish at this Thai restaurant in my town. Delicious.

Posted: Dec 16 2008 02:21 pm

GPFontaine wrote:

Is it me or do most PETA people come across as being more violent minded than the average non-extremist?

You should see the PETA episode of Bullshit! where they talk about documents that point toward PETA's hiring of an assassin to kill someone. I can't remember who exactly was involved and am not totally sure if it's true, but I wouldn't put it beyond them.

Why don't they just furry themselves up, live in the woods, eat grass, and leave the rest of us to our tasty meats? They act like the other animals are superior to us, which in terms of the food chain is not true. It's true in terms of ecological destruction, but that doesn't mean that I can't have my sweet meats.

I don't think we adapted canine teeth to tear through the flesh of the meaty celery stalk... >_>

Posted: Dec 16 2008 02:26 pm

I don't have a problem if someone doesn't want to eat meat, but don't preach to me. Also, if they care about animals so much, why do they have pets? Don't they have rights to be free, and live in their natural state, the wild?

Posted: Dec 16 2008 04:28 pm

Fuck PETA. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to pick up my fur coat from the cleaners or I'm going to be late for my Ron Mexico sponsored dogfight.

Posted: Dec 22 2008 01:45 am

I'm all for better treatment of animals but PETA just takes it too damn far.

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PETA are deep down vegan animals, the kind that would eat bark or dance with other species to gain evolutionary points. No doubt in my mind they would find a furry more attractive then a human. But seriously, what is wrong with these people. It's not like the DS game brutally slaughters animals from the start. It's a goddamn kid's game and possible the least violent around.

yah the title scene to the flash game makes the password screen from monster party seem tame.

Posted: Dec 22 2008 06:41 pm

Also in Cooking Mama you never actually kill the animals. Most meat products are already prepared. They don't tell you to kill a cow and take the meat out of it. You start off with a cut of meat that you prepare.

Posted: Dec 22 2008 07:18 pm

PETA are some sick fucks. This game may make some people rethink their lives. But I think its the GTA of the culinary world. With their clever little game, they have in reality turned more people on to slaughtering turkeys. Way to go PETA!!! You make me sick!!!

Posted: Dec 22 2008 10:14 pm

That game makes me uncomfortable. I don't really want to fuck around with a dead, bloody turkey while banjos are playing in the background. Too much like House of 1000 Corpses or some shit.

Posted: Dec 22 2008 10:44 pm

MOGHARR wrote:

That game makes me uncomfortable. I don't really want to fuck around with a dead, bloody turkey while banjos are playing in the background. Too much like House of 1000 Corpses or some shit.

That's how PETA's brainwashing you. Showing that making meat is UTTERLY REPULSIVE.

Posted: Dec 23 2008 02:34 am

Never in any of the Cooking Mama games do you need to do anything like PETA had in their game. They don't tell you go to into a field, kill a cow, skin it, remove its guts, slice it up and then cook it.

Also I remember reading an article a few years ago where PETA started that vegetarians make better lovers and actually staged vegetarian make-out sessions on the street to prove it. This is just ridiculous and a totally asinine advertising campaign.

http://www.peta.org/mc/NewsItem.asp?id=4814

Posted: Dec 29 2008 03:14 am

There is an episode of perhaps one of the greatest Television documentary series: Penn and Teller: Bullshit that dealt with PETA and their supposed funding of terrorism. Its a group of brainwashed people who hate a great deal of things.

Now, I dont have much of a problem with people being vegetarian, but when they go off and "get up in yo bidness" about your brutal mistreating of animals, they are nearly as bad as islamic religious extremists.

Posted: Dec 29 2008 03:44 am

Shut up, Dorn wrote:

There is an episode of perhaps one of the greatest Television documentary series: Penn and Teller: Bullshit that dealt with PETA and their supposed funding of terrorism. Its a group of brainwashed people who hate a great deal of things.

Now, I dont have much of a problem with people being vegetarian, but when they go off and "get up in yo bidness" about your brutal mistreating of animals, they are nearly as bad as islamic religious extremists.

Because they're tax-free, they have to make all their financial dealings public. One onerous (sp?) purchase was a massive freezer that would only be useful for large beef carcasses or something else...or so I hear it.