Ahem.
I'm here again to make up for my last post, which was a shining exhibition of pathetic self-pity.
Oh, and I haven't been on in like three weeks due to having oral surgery (receeding gums! w00t!), a urinary tract infection (still there...

) and becoming the victim of a one-night-stand (Whee!).
So, did I miss anything particularly eventful? I don't spot any mushroom clouds around here...