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Knyte
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Title: Curator Of The VGM
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Rather than completely derail the Crow Remake thread, I figured we shoud start a new one dedicated to the awesomeness that could be "The Expendables."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/
An awesome cast that gets better everyday. You know a shitload of South Americans are going to get blown the fuck up. (Sly is making this movie due to the success of Rambo IV, in which we saw hundreds of Asains get blown the fuck up.)
Forrest Whitaker has just been added to the cast. Joinging the heaping mounds of testotarone that is:
Sylvester Stallone
Jason Statham
Jet Li
Dolph Lundgren
Randy Couture
And, there are some mubling that since Arnold is done being The Governator, he may be offered a role as well.
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kenthegod
Title: Midnight Scientist
Joined: Dec 07 2006
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Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit. Yes yes yes.
Rocky and Drago teaming up with Jet Li and Statham? So much....badassery!
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
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this might have potential, we should keep an eye on this one and ken will you change your sig already, it's creepier then michael jackson dressed as the mad hatter.
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
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Leave Ken's sig alone! He just realized he left the gas on.
No he didn't, he's a fucking squirrel!
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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Stallone is just directing, right? He's not actually in it?
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Knyte
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kenthegod
Title: Midnight Scientist
Joined: Dec 07 2006
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He's in it, and don't you dare gripe about it!
Also, Darkmaze I heart you.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
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wow, the announcement of this movie and its cast just made me bust the biggest nut in nutting history.
wow just wow.
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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drewbocop
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Location: Michigan
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
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Prepare to bathe in pure testosterone.
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King
Title: CTE
Joined: Apr 27 2008
Location: Harrisburg, PA
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Hey Ken
WOULD YOU LIKE DEATH OR CAKE?
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Mr. Bomberman
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Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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| username wrote: |
| wow, the announcement of this movie and its cast just made me bust the biggest nut in nutting history. |
This 
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kenthegod
Title: Midnight Scientist
Joined: Dec 07 2006
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| King wrote: |
Hey Ken
WOULD YOU LIKE DEATH OR CAKE? |
Death...I mean cake!
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Douche McCallister
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Joined: Jan 26 2007
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So Sly has Dolph - Rocky IV
Jason has Jet Li - War
Randy has ?????
Rumored Arnold has ????? (Robert Patrick?!)
Rumored Forest Whitaker has ?????
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
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Following the overwhelming success of his new movie project "The Wrestler", actor Mickey Rourke signed on for a role in Sylvester Stallone's new film "The Expendables".
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
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| Knyte wrote: |
| Following the overwhelming success of his new movie project "The Wrestler", actor Mickey Rourke signed on for a role in Sylvester Stallone's new film "The Expendables". |
this just keeps getting better and better
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
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If this movie gets any more badass, I think our heads may explode just from the movie poster.
Newest member of the cast: DANNY MOTHERFUCKIN' TREJO!
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| According to LatinoReview, Danny Trejo has joined the cast of The Expendables, possibly as the “main bad guy”. With Sylvester Stallone writing and directing, Trejo joins a cast that already includes Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, Dolph Lundgren, Forrest Whitaker, Randy Couture, and a cameo by Arnold Schwarzenegger. |
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Ba'al
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Jesus Christ, this is the manliest cast ever....
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Knyte
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| Ba‘al wrote: |
| Jesus Christ, this is the manliest cast ever.... |
I've heard rumors that women may not be allowed into the theaters, because if they do they may get pregnent just by seeing it.
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JimmyLazer
Title: Always bored
Joined: Feb 07 2009
Location: Philly, PA
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RUGRATS: The Movie, takes the win as the most Badass movies ever.
Indiana Jones as with babies, hell ya! 
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Kojjiro!
Joined: Feb 16 2008
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I fucking hate babies.
This movie could only be improved if they added Kurt Russel and Bruce Willies.
Also it would be the number one manliest movie for the next 500 years if bruce campbell was cast.
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Knyte
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Wesley Snipes was also offered a role, but since it's being shot in Brazil, he couldn't do it. (He's not allowed to leave the country due to his ongoing legal tax battle.)
JCVD turned down a role in the film, as he's a "serious" actor now, and doesn't want to do anymore action films.
Also, it is rumored that the 1st female cast in the movie is Sandra Bullock.
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Kojjiro!
Joined: Feb 16 2008
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JCVD?
who the hell is JCVD
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Ba'al
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Knyte
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