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Hacker
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I have come to the conclusion that people are impossible to please
people will complain about the smallest thing. Even if it doesnt matter.
i could solve world hunger and people would find one flaw that doesnt affect anything
Wizards could put $100 bills in packs and people would complain about they were folded.
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Dr. Jeebus
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
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Ok?
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
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You used the wrong form of 'there' in the title.
...just sayin
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
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I agree M3GA, you have not been able to please me at all, I demand more thoughtful, entertaining, thought provoking, and life changing post from you, effective immediately. You should not be allowed to sully the great handle of Mega Man with your lackluster so so pedestrian posts. This is your final warning.
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
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| hacker wrote: |
I have come to the conclusion that people are impossible to please
people will complain about the smallest thing. Even if it doesnt matter.
i could solve world hunger and people would find one flaw that doesnt affect anything
Wizards could put $100 bills in packs and people would complain about they were folded. |
You know the saying. You can please some of the people some of the time....
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| scamrock wrote: |
| hacker wrote: |
I have come to the conclusion that people are impossible to please
people will complain about the smallest thing. Even if it doesnt matter.
i could solve world hunger and people would find one flaw that doesnt affect anything
Wizards could put $100 bills in packs and people would complain about they were folded. |
You know the saying. You can please some of the people some of the time.... |
....But you'll need lots of mouthwash and some knee pads to please em all.
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
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There are wizards with $100 dollar bills? Hook me up!
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
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| scamrock wrote: |
| hacker wrote: |
I have come to the conclusion that people are impossible to please
people will complain about the smallest thing. Even if it doesnt matter.
i could solve world hunger and people would find one flaw that doesnt affect anything
Wizards could put $100 bills in packs and people would complain about they were folded. |
You know the saying. You can please some of the people some of the time.... |
....But you'll need lots of mouthwash and some knee pads to please em all.  |
Only amateurs need mouthwash and knee pads.
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
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| Rycona wrote: |
| Blackout wrote: |
| scamrock wrote: |
| hacker wrote: |
I have come to the conclusion that people are impossible to please
people will complain about the smallest thing. Even if it doesnt matter.
i could solve world hunger and people would find one flaw that doesnt affect anything
Wizards could put $100 bills in packs and people would complain about they were folded. |
You know the saying. You can please some of the people some of the time.... |
....But you'll need lots of mouthwash and some knee pads to please em all.  |
Only amateurs need mouthwash and knee pads. |
Well, it looks like we have the solution for this thread. On a side note, this is why I never concern myself with pleasing others.
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
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| hacker wrote: |
| I have come to the conclusion that people are impossible to please . . . |
At least you figured that out now. Jesus figured that out the hard way.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Don't make me fire you!
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
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Is this by any chance a reference to DnD 4.0 and wizards of the coast?
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Syd_Who
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| Is this by any chance a reference to DnD 4.0 and wizards of the coast? |
LOL Thought the same thing Robot. But seriously, if you ever work in retail, you come to this discovery within the first day.
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
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As far as not being able to please people in retail, I love it when someone mentions something very minor that is wrong, or something that isn't wrong but they act like it is and then say "but that's ok" like they are doing you a huge favor and you are a bad person for letting this "problem" occur.
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SevereFlame
Title: Superpowered President
Joined: Dec 07 2008
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Stupid wizards. How dare they fold their bills!
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Dr. Jeebus
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| RobotGumshoe wrote: |
| Is this by any chance a reference to DnD 4.0 and wizards of the coast? |
Since he stole the quote from me on another site, I'll field this one. It's a reference to Wizards of the Coast and Magic: the Gathering packs. I hang out on a rumour site so I can keep up to date on what's going on in the future (Both for my own interest and for work) and no matter how amazing a new Magic set is, people always bitch about it.
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
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| anorexorcist wrote: |
| As far as not being able to please people in retail, I love it when someone mentions something very minor that is wrong, or something that isn't wrong but they act like it is and then say "but that's ok" like they are doing you a huge favor and you are a bad person for letting this "problem" occur. |
When I was the paint/hardware department manager at Wal-Mart, people would always come in and ask me a question that they obviously didn't have the answer to. Then when I would tell them, they would tell me I'm wrong. First of all, I'm not wrong. I do have some idea about the shit I'm in charge of. Second, if you already think you know the answer, why the fuck did you ask me in the first place.
Also, it pissed me off to no end when somebody would come in and cuss me out for no longer carrying their dog's favorite food. The old man that worked in my department used to tell them if their dog was hungry enough, he would eat what they gave them. He actually told people this. But what made me mad was a lot of the time, it was removed from the shelf because I was selling hardly any, if any at all. Sometimes they would even cuss me out because they claim I stopped carrying the dog food, but in reality, I never carried that kind at all. Some people have no fucking clue.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
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sidewaydriver
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You wanna know what pleases me??? PIZZA!!!!!
Find me a pizza wizard and I will never complain.
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scamrock
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You wanna know what pleases me??? PIZZA!!!!!
Find me a pizza wizard and I will never complain. |
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drewbocop
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sidewaydriver
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Its Pizza the Hut from Space Balls.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| scamrock wrote: |
| anorexorcist wrote: |
| As far as not being able to please people in retail, I love it when someone mentions something very minor that is wrong, or something that isn't wrong but they act like it is and then say "but that's ok" like they are doing you a huge favor and you are a bad person for letting this "problem" occur. |
When I was the paint/hardware department manager at Wal-Mart, people would always come in and ask me a question that they obviously didn't have the answer to. Then when I would tell them, they would tell me I'm wrong. First of all, I'm not wrong. I do have some idea about the shit I'm in charge of. Second, if you already think you know the answer, why the fuck did you ask me in the first place.
Also, it pissed me off to no end when somebody would come in and cuss me out for no longer carrying their dog's favorite food. The old man that worked in my department used to tell them if their dog was hungry enough, he would eat what they gave them. He actually told people this. But what made me mad was a lot of the time, it was removed from the shelf because I was selling hardly any, if any at all. Sometimes they would even cuss me out because they claim I stopped carrying the dog food, but in reality, I never carried that kind at all. Some people have no fucking clue. |
QFT, customers are uncouth dullards.
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