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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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Round 1, Match 1:
DarkMaze
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Buzz
This match will end at 12:00 AM PST on Tuesday, November 28th.
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Syd Lexia
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Buzz is an ex-pro wrestler whose signature moves include the body slam, the headbutt, and the piledriver. At 6'2" and 226 lbs, he is a force to be reckoned with. And just look at that amazing motion capture technology. Buzz looks so real, you may not be sure if you're playing a video game or watching TV.
After defeating dangerous options such as Executioner and Southside Jim, DarkMaze hardly poses a threat to Buzz. Buzz will do what he always does: trap his opponent in the corner and cheese the hell out of him with the same two moves over and over again.
Buzz is already planning his victory celebration. Details are sketchy, but it seems he plans to stand on a forklift, count his money, and pose.
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S. McCracken
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Buzz is obviously a male escort for evangelical preachers. My money's on Darkmaze. At least he won't get caught kissing and telling...and doing meth with a male hooker.
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Valdronius
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Joined: Aug 22 2005
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Despite the fact that it's still in production, and the fact that it's a movie, Press Start is already a better video game than Pit Fighter ever was. DarkMaze FTW.
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Tebor
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Buzzed, he gets lost in the dark maze. 
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Syd Lexia
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
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Pit fighter is the poor man's final fight. Darkmaze FTW.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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Pit Fighter was less of a game than it was a spastic retardfest. Go DarkMaze!
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
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A digitized fighter, eh? DarkMaze, he is not afraid. He has trained with the best, including Mortal Kombat's Raiden, Johnny Cage, Scorpion, Sub-Zero, and the other Sub-Zero.
So how will this end for Buzz?
Exactly.
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Chrisby
Joined: Mar 31 2006
Location: Where my computer is.
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Press Start is awesome.
Therefore, DarkMaze.
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
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Darkmaze, I'm voting for Buzz. You know why? Because you haven't seen Suburban Commando yet. Besides, you're winning anyway, may as well cast a few votes for the underdog.
It's too bad nobody from Defenders of the Hood got in the battles 
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