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Posted: Dec 15 2008 12:31 am

Mutton Chops have not been around for quite some time, I am considering bringing them back.

What does everyone think of them? I can grow them but it would take a long time I believe too get a really good set going, maybe a couple months, is it worth the time?

Posted: Dec 15 2008 12:34 am

I agree. Restaurants should start selling Mutton Chops again. Nothing tastes better than tortured baby sheep.

If you grew your own sheep, and sold them at a young age to make mutton, you'd be a millionaire.

Posted: Dec 15 2008 03:45 am

I remember when I was in high school ('95-'99, so its been a little while), all of the janitors had chops. They all pretty much looked alike too. You really couldn't tell one from the other.

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My neighbor has Mutton Chops. He also doesn't shower.

Posted: Dec 15 2008 09:42 am

I would avoid the Mutton Chops.

Posted: Dec 15 2008 10:20 am

Mutton Chops = fail.

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Dr. Jeebus wrote:

Mutton Chops = fail.

Oh?

Posted: Dec 15 2008 12:29 pm

Blatant photoshop much? Full beard != fail.

Posted: Dec 15 2008 05:29 pm

Mutton chops are gross, and are only liked by nerds who think old timey hairstyles are cool.

Posted: Dec 15 2008 06:03 pm

Like the guy who lives down the street and has the Elvis Presley doo, and Mutton Chops. He's like 60 something and his hair is Jet Black. He makes me laugh everytime I see him.

Posted: Dec 15 2008 07:10 pm

Aww, I guess no mutton chops.

Posted: Dec 15 2008 07:18 pm

Just do one, be the first to have a Mutton Chop.

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I think someone should only get MC's if they're in good shape with a thin face. The only guy I've seen look good in mutton chops was my friend Rick. He had a big red mohawk, with crew-cut black hair and stubble mutton chops. I think it only looked good because he was a gym-rat vegan, so he didn't have the white-boy chunk that makes it just look sad and dirty.

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Is gym-rat vegan a compliment??

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Neither an insult nor a compliment in and of itself. He went to to the gym a lot and was a vegan. I guess I see how it could seem negative, but I didn't mean it that way.

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Dr. Jeebus wrote:

Blatant photoshop much? Full beard != fail.

Sometimes a blatant Photoshop is better than a well done one Wink

Posted: Dec 16 2008 12:44 am

anorexorcist wrote:

Aww, I guess no mutton chops.

Fuck them. Just do it. Do it for a goof. If nobody likes it, so what, its just a goof. I would do it but my wife would probably shave them off in my sleep along with my eyebrows. Hell, I may do it anyways. I was going to grow a full beard for winter. We'll see.

Posted: Dec 16 2008 12:46 am

yeah, grow them. why the fuck should our opinion matter that much? i mean, it should since you asked for it, but ultimately, its up to you to decide whether you would grow them or not.

Posted: Dec 16 2008 12:57 am

I wish I could grow a mustache like Triple H. It looks like some shit an outlaw would have had. But my mustache doesn't grow in very thick.

Joined: Jun 20 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 802

You could grow them. If you value not having sex or even getting any female attention until you shave them off.

Posted: Dec 16 2008 01:36 am

drewbocop wrote:

You could grow them. If you value not having sex or even getting any female attention until you shave them off.

I disagree. I remember a lot of the "cool" guys from my school doing shit like this for a goof (maybe some were even serious). They were still banging the hottest chicks in school. Remember that nasty ass mountain man beard Brad Pitt was rocking? Even the guys from ICP probably get laid with their facepaint and shit. And they even take themselves seriously. I don't think mutton chops will hold you back.

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scamrock wrote:

drewbocop wrote:

You could grow them. If you value not having sex or even getting any female attention until you shave them off.

I disagree. I remember a lot of the "cool" guys from my school doing shit like this for a goof (maybe some were even serious). They were still banging the hottest chicks in school. Remember that nasty ass mountain man beard Brad Pitt was rocking? Even the guys from ICP probably get laid with their facepaint and shit. And they even take themselves seriously. I don't think mutton chops will hold you back.

The difference being you're not famous. Nor in high school.

Posted: Dec 16 2008 01:56 am

drewbocop wrote:

You could grow them. If you value not having sex or even getting any female attention until you shave them off.

I agree with this. Whenever I grow out facial hair or grow my hair long, women always comment on how i should shave/cut my hair or whatever, then when I do, the comment on how much better I look. Sometimes you just gotta do it for yourself though. Who cares what shallow women think anyway. But be prepared for less attention from the opposite sex.

tl;dr: I hate it when my mom tells me how to cut my hair.

Posted: Dec 16 2008 02:25 am

drewbocop wrote:

scamrock wrote:

drewbocop wrote:

You could grow them. If you value not having sex or even getting any female attention until you shave them off.

I disagree. I remember a lot of the "cool" guys from my school doing shit like this for a goof (maybe some were even serious). They were still banging the hottest chicks in school. Remember that nasty ass mountain man beard Brad Pitt was rocking? Even the guys from ICP probably get laid with their facepaint and shit. And they even take themselves seriously. I don't think mutton chops will hold you back.

The difference being you're not famous. Nor in high school.

Personally, I'm married. So I have in house. I don't need to impress anybody so I can get away with whatever. But as far as anorexorcist goes, he may be a local celebrity or a sexual icon. Like I said, I knew plenty of guys who did stuff like that and got action. They didn't get away with it just because they were in high school. They did the same shit in college, and some of them still pull shit like that.

If you are married or have a girlfriend already, you don't have to worry about what other women think. If not, I know plenty of hot chicks who don't give a rat's about stuff like that.

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scamrock wrote:

drewbocop wrote:

scamrock wrote:

drewbocop wrote:

You could grow them. If you value not having sex or even getting any female attention until you shave them off.

I disagree. I remember a lot of the "cool" guys from my school doing shit like this for a goof (maybe some were even serious). They were still banging the hottest chicks in school. Remember that nasty ass mountain man beard Brad Pitt was rocking? Even the guys from ICP probably get laid with their facepaint and shit. And they even take themselves seriously. I don't think mutton chops will hold you back.

The difference being you're not famous. Nor in high school.

Personally, I'm married. So I have in house. I don't need to impress anybody so I can get away with whatever. But as far as anorexorcist goes, he may be a local celebrity or a sexual icon. Like I said, I knew plenty of guys who did stuff like that and got action. They didn't get away with it just because they were in high school. They did the same shit in college, and some of them still pull shit like that.

If you are married or have a girlfriend already, you don't have to worry about what other women think. If not, I know plenty of hot chicks who don't give a rat's about stuff like that.

Um... my wife would freak out if I went with a set of mutton chops. It certainly wouldn't help the cause.