King wrote:

To have fun, wear someone else's name tag, and when they address you by the name on the tag don't pay attention to them.

At FuncoLand I used to wear a different nametag everyday. We had these dry erase ones and I would make up a name or just make a really hard to pronounce one on there. Repeat customers use to always laugh and say "What's your name today?" Today I'm Pedro, tomorrow I was thinking Klaxgnith. Or when you change name tags in the middle of helping the customer. Thats a great one too.