Tonight, I was at work, making deliveries for a Chinese restaurant in DeKalb. It was kinda slow at first, so I ended up taking a nap. Finally, about 40 minutes after my shift began, I made my first delivery.

So I drive to the apartment complex, and the roads are slightly icy, and a snow is starting to fall. I pull up to the apartment, drop off the delivery, and head back to my car.

Just two steps before I got to my car, I step forward, and FWOOP, I slip on a patch of ice. I landed almost directly on my ass at high velocity and with my entire weight concentrated there. Two girls who were walking past when I made an ass of myself were like "Oh my God, are you okay?" It was at that point I feel a sharp pain right above my right asscheek.

I said "Yeah, I'm fine, thanks" as I pulled myself up to my feet. I continued my duty with slightly bruised pride, not to mention ass.

Now, my ass is still aching, but it was nothing a couple of post-work Bud Lights couldn't fix.

I think the point I'm trying to make is...I <3 winter.